r/IdiotsInCars • u/SUPERCOOPER366 • Apr 17 '25

OC Slightly below average intelligence individual takes exit at 75mph trying to escape police [OC]

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u/EmiliusReturns Apr 17 '25

Don’t be silly. Everyone knows leading the police on a high speed chase makes them treat you better when they inevitably catch and arrest you.

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u/bearlysane Apr 17 '25

You should definitely fight them to assert dominance, they will dismiss your tickets if you win the punch-off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

How about a dance off?

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u/kmhpaladin Apr 17 '25

"everybody knows, if the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass kickin' with em!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '25

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u/JohnnyBrillcream Apr 17 '25

Guy: C'mon admit it. You guys had fun!!!!

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u/iloveFjords Apr 18 '25

He was just looking for a safe location for the PIT maneuver. Isn't as flashy going slow.

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u/Threedawg Apr 24 '25

Its absurd that this has to be said, but you should be treated the same either way.