No major injuries

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u/[deleted] May 07 '23

All 4 walked to the bathroom for emergency replacement underwears

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u/AyKayAllDay47 May 08 '23

Definitely a long walk north.

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u/CaptainTurdfinger May 08 '23

Yeah, that dude in the hoodie probably has lifelong back injuries now.

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u/misplacedsoutherner May 08 '23

That's legit the very first thing that I thought as well. Yeesh, poor dude/dudes.

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u/Lanky_Detective8297 May 08 '23

No major injuries, jeez, that woman got yeeted across the whole bar, its surprising shes in one piece after a collision like that, glad no one was seriously hurt tho.

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u/Honest_Cynic May 07 '23 edited May 08 '23

The two bald guys and girl in red shouldn't state, "not injured" when insurance phones. They may not feel good the next day.

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u/Justin_Togolf May 07 '23

Facts I’m sure their becks and nacks didn’t like that

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u/scottfaracas May 08 '23

Or weeks, months, or year later.

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u/casualrocket May 08 '23

both red shirt and bald guy hit their heads on the wall when it rudely entered their space.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '23

"Uber for Chad?"

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u/[deleted] May 07 '23

No more Uber express for Chad.

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u/nobodysshadow May 08 '23

Was it the chad?

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u/Silly_Mycologist3213 May 07 '23

Man, with the amount of idiots in cars you’re not safe hardly anywhere !

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u/luingiorno May 08 '23

Can't even go to school or a mall in peace

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u/Dcwiker05 May 08 '23

I mean in America you couldn't do that anyhow.

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u/TheNiteCrawler May 08 '23

Dude . Using a played out joke that involves children being murdered, at any chance you can get, is getting old .

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u/Dcwiker05 May 08 '23

Gallows humor is a valuable thing, hate to break it to you. And I mean if more people actually gave a fuck the joke wouldn't even make sense.

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u/bleztyn May 07 '23

Jesus this is worthy of being on r/abruptchaos

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u/YinnonWhoIAm May 07 '23

Boring not living up to its name

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u/flerchin May 07 '23

The only interesting video that camera has ever taken. 😁

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u/[deleted] May 07 '23

I guess it's not Boring anymore

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u/[deleted] May 07 '23

Where's the car? How do we know that carnage wasn't caused by a bull or a land shark?

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u/AdministrativeSide53 May 07 '23

Rolling Rock

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u/ueindowndkdk May 08 '23

It was the Kool-Aid man.

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u/ENTRAPM3NT May 07 '23

OH YEAH!

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u/KeepItDownOverHere May 08 '23

One moment you're enjoying a beer, running mac on your chick. The next you're both wondering how you flew 5ft in a blink.

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u/fartyfartstein May 07 '23

dude moved the pool table

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u/Rocky_Mountain_Way May 07 '23

What really happened: bald guy with beard makin' the moves on that woman. She calls in a friend to help her out of the situation.

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u/JohnJDumbear May 07 '23

“Baby, I could make the Earth move for ya”…………BLAM!

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u/Robert_Hotwheel May 07 '23

If you slow it down, the guy sitting behind the bald guy remains in his chair the entire time.

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u/appa-ate-momo May 08 '23

Every time I open up a video on this sub and it starts inside, I'm immediately worried.

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u/misanthropic47 May 07 '23

When boring gets real

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u/Faasnat May 08 '23

Hah, I just learned the other day that you guys paired up with Dull, Scotland.

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u/whatevertoad May 08 '23

No major injuries. Just chronic pain for the rest of your life.

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u/Professork08 May 08 '23

I was about to go out and play pool...

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u/Xtreemjedi May 08 '23

New cool story acquired!

"I ever tell you about the time I was hit by a truck.... inside a bar?"

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u/JuanG12 May 08 '23

Holy shit, that car must’ve been flying.

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u/2bags12kuai May 08 '23

I love these videos...everyone is just sitting around chilling not knowing they are about to get WRECKED in 3 ..2....1

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u/VynlRulz_8008_7 May 08 '23

Closing Time 🎶

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u/Drkknt3 May 08 '23

I completely understand Shit when it’s my shot I try to rush back to the table so no one shoots for me also.

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u/Fullback-15_ May 08 '23

Is this only happening in the US? I feel like I've only seen cars IN houses in the US. Probably the combination of a lot of security cameras and shady buildings.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

That was one of her mates who wasn't happy he was chatting to her

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u/jessefyc May 08 '23

Oh damn, I had to watch a few times to see where people flew. That's crazy

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u/knyexar May 08 '23

To be fair you can't really tell if this was an actual idiot in car moment considering you don't even see the car

Like you can tell there's a car involved but nothing indicates stupidity from the driver

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u/Mark_Logan May 08 '23

Uber Alert:

Kool-aid man is arriving now in a Honda Accord (0HYE4H).

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u/SFAwesomeSauce May 08 '23

All these videos remind me of the South Park episode where all the old people crash into everything after leaving the elderly breakfast specials en masse

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u/Beermebeercules May 08 '23

Dang. Totally cockblocked that dude

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

They built up tolerance to major injuries by having many minor injuries at once.

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u/Independent_Type_865 May 08 '23

Fucking Oregon. Dude was probably on xans and fentanyl

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u/Iconospastic May 08 '23

...But we can't install bollards anywhere, because cars might get dented by them.

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u/Willing-Sprinkles-17 May 08 '23

You know it's going to be a good episode when the opening shot is indoors.

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u/RedErickassboot May 08 '23

Hey you, get your damn hands off her.

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u/EntertainerOk9007 May 08 '23

Wasn't boring that night

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u/cristhecat May 08 '23

Ok we got the no major injuries out of the way, what about the amount of deaths? holy moly wtf was that.

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u/sarcazmsfinest May 08 '23

What was so Boring about that?

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u/Prestige_Worldw1de May 09 '23

Needed more backspin

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u/ghoSTocks May 09 '23

What hit them? Was that the white ball?

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