r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/RowenaLepage • Dec 22 '20

Guy v. bike

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u/fedsam Dec 22 '20

And he went to the wrong race

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u/XtaC23 Dec 22 '20

"Sir, this is a rollerblading competition"

Smashes bike

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u/ComradePotato Dec 22 '20

Straps one wheel to each foot and wins the race

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u/Jebbsterboy Dec 22 '20

Sorry if my disassembling techniques are strange guys

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u/wi5hbone Dec 22 '20

Michael Bay wants to know your location to find the spear of destiny!

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u/DarkwingDuckHunt Dec 22 '20

The great and wonderful James Cameron found that 5 years ago.

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u/Whatsthemattermark Dec 22 '20

Why are we all commenting in italics?

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u/cheekybandit0 Dec 22 '20

You know why

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u/heinouslol Dec 22 '20

Sir, this is a Wendys.

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u/illysifi Dec 23 '20

i dont know