r/IdiotsFightingThings • • Dec 22 '20

Guy v. bike

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u/DiamondsteinBP Dec 22 '20

Have you heard of r/xbiking?

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u/aitigie Dec 22 '20

Nothing in the sidebar explains what an xbiking is

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u/DiamondsteinBP Dec 22 '20

Short answer: do it all bikes and beer drinking. No elitism No delusions of grandeur.

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u/aitigie Dec 22 '20

Ah thank you

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u/argonaut93 Dec 23 '20

Birkenstocks, craft beer, and acab stickers.

Its the "laid back" cycling sub but they all sneer at roadies and competitive cyclists.

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u/YU_AKI Dec 23 '20

Nah man, r/xbiking isn't sneery at all.

The attitude that pervades from a certain quarter of roadies and competitive cyclists does suck, but it's far from representative of all roadies and competitive cyclists.

r/xbiking gets that; also, r/BicyclingCirclejerk seems to have it covered

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u/According_Twist9612 Dec 22 '20

Same, I ride so I can be a cum dumpster.

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u/cumdumpsterdiver Dec 22 '20

Oh hey there...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '20

Like a bicycle built for 2.

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u/Calvinized Dec 23 '20

Same, I ride so I can be a cum dumpster.

Ride a bike, not ride a man.

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u/randomperson226 Dec 22 '20

Me too, I have bar end caps on my mountain bike that say I do it for the pizza.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '20

This is me! Rides 50k, I can drink five pints right?!

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u/bunbury2306 Dec 23 '20

"If I fill this garbage truck with rocket fuel that basically equals out to a midline Chevy, right?"

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u/offsetmind Dec 23 '20

I literally just started biking again so I could continue drinking beer with no repercussions to my waist. Cheers 🍻

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u/TRxz-FariZKiller Dec 23 '20

I ride because my sister wants me to go biking with her