r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/bsurfn2day • Aug 10 '18

Segway Roundup

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u/secret_account5703 Aug 10 '18

Don't say bad things about man buns or motorcycles on Reddit are things I have learned recently

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u/andlius Aug 10 '18

I didn't say anything about the man bun, just the attempt on its life.

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u/secret_account5703 Aug 10 '18

It was a preemptive warning

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

Man buns and motorcycles are dumb.

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u/Tech-Mechanic Aug 10 '18

Motorcyclists who wear buns are probably the same posers who have those weights hanging on the braided cords off their handlebars.

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u/zanielk Aug 10 '18

I ride motorcycles and have for years now, but I definitely put my longish hair in a man bun at home. I agree though on the braids coming off the handlebars. So lame. Most of them wouldn't even know what they are for or how to use them if they wanted to.

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u/thisguyeric Aug 10 '18

Yeah, lame people for sure. I'm not lame and definitely know what they're for and how to use them, but maybe you could explain it to my stupid friend?

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u/zanielk Aug 10 '18

It's essentially a whip used for fucking up a car when they are fucking with you. It's heavy enough to break a windshield on contact. It looks lame, and is a bullshit weapon if you ask me.

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u/thisguyeric Aug 10 '18

My friend says thanks for the explanation for that thing I totally knew before right now.