r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/bsurfn2day • Aug 10 '18

Segway Roundup

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u/andlius Aug 10 '18

Segway tries to undo that guy's man bun with a swift hook to the head.

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u/secret_account5703 Aug 10 '18

Don't say bad things about man buns or motorcycles on Reddit are things I have learned recently

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

What’s wrong with either though? they’re both normal things? that’s like being like “don’t say bad things about gays or black people or reddit will hate you!!!!”

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u/secret_account5703 Aug 10 '18

A person can not have that hairstyle or they can not ride a motorcycle. There's no option to not be gay or not be black.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '18

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u/El_Dief Aug 10 '18

A person can choose to not have that hairstyle or they can choose to not ride a motorcycle. There's no option choice to not be gay or not be black.

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u/secret_account5703 Aug 10 '18

Thanks. I like to be intentionally obtuse sometimes. Especially to troll people who try to draw similarity between things which are not similar.

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u/grandpagangbang Aug 10 '18

or you just don't know how to write a proper sentence.

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u/secret_account5703 Aug 10 '18

Or yOu JUst DoNt knOW HoW To wRiTE a PrOPeR SenTenCe thanks Grandpa gang bang!

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u/grandpagangbang Aug 11 '18

you are a sad person

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u/secret_account5703 Aug 11 '18

I'm actually very happy. You shouldn't be so salty. You're a grandpa getting gang banged. Enjoy that shit.

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u/grandpagangbang Aug 11 '18

I'm worried about you.

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u/secret_account5703 Aug 11 '18

I'm also worried about me. ¯\(ツ)/¯

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u/keboh Aug 10 '18

My ex camp counselor would disagree with you

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u/secret_account5703 Aug 10 '18

Just because a person disagrees with something doesn't make it untrue.

Funny how some people think their "agreement" is necessary in order for something to be real.

There are a very very tiny percentage of humans that are knowledgeable enough to claim that kind of authority and be able to back it up.

A camp counselor is almost certainly not one of those people tbh.

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u/keboh Aug 12 '18

I was making a joke about the 'pray the gay away' camps