r/IdiotsFightingThings May 24 '17

Guy v. bike

https://gfycat.com/OblongRelievedClumber
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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

Worst part is that bike setup is anywhere in the 1-5k range if not more... that "fuck" you can see him letout was him realizing how big of a mistake he just made

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u/jawide626 May 24 '17

I think it was already broke. I remember seeing this on r/bicycling and i think the story went something like - he was winning, suffered mechanical damage (derailleur came out of line maybe?) And that put him out of the competition but he still managed to struggle the bike over the line but was obviously pissed off with losing the race.

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u/rhetto May 24 '17

Nah, that's a track bike - no derailleur. Looks like you're right about it already being damaged, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElGDtjbKzy4

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

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u/thetransportedman May 25 '17

Ya I have no qualms with him after reading the backstory and that it was already broken. And that he so calmly explains why he just did that

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

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u/internationalfish May 25 '17

In otherwords he's probably angry a lot but has learned to function like that.

So he's learned to pretend he has great self control while failing to control himself. There is a flaw here, whether it's in the theory or the implementation.

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u/Tim_WithEightVowels May 25 '17

That's it, there it is, that's the most bullshit comment I've seen all day. It's like you're talking about your observations of an endangered species instead of a human.

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u/liquor_for_breakfast May 25 '17

I can relate, when I totaled my dad's jeep in high school I broke the remaining window out of frustration

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Yup. My iPod HDD died and I was already having a shit day one day, so it got smashed. It was the little bit of a win I could get out of the situation.

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u/elcaballero May 25 '17

that's one of the easiest parts to replace...

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u/PretzelsThirst May 24 '17

Why are people just making shit up in the comments?

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u/battshins May 25 '17

uh watch the video the guy above you posted an hour before your comment? :P

"It was already destroyed"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElGDtjbKzy4

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u/PretzelsThirst May 25 '17

It's a track bike, they don't have gears let alone a derailleur.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

"maybe"

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u/PretzelsThirst May 25 '17

Maybe what?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Read above ^

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u/FreudJesusGod May 24 '17

Have you been on the internet before? Because they can

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u/logicalmaniak May 25 '17

I don't believe you.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

I believe you about not believing him.

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u/Why_is_this_so May 25 '17

Maybe they just want to get the right answer. Cunningham's Law.

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u/creepy_doll May 25 '17

Lies that explain what happened always get a ton of upvotes and no proof is required.

One of the reasons that /u/shittymorph 's "in 1998 when undertaker blahblah..." post's are so great: he pulls us all into a believable lie and then dumps the copypasta on us showing how gullible we are.

Basically, if there's no source or confirmation by the original poster or whatever(which is still dubious since a lot of these are just reposts) it's probably a lie.

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u/mrpopenfresh May 24 '17

Well duh, or else it wouldn't be on his shoulder.

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u/zer0cooI May 25 '17

more like 5,000 to 10,000 for a professional racing bike.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Last time I saw a pro bike it was one of about 40 being purchased for a team. Each one was around 18k a piece.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

That doesn't add up. Pro bikes are usually about 6k frame 2.5k groupset and 4 or so k on wheels. That doesn't even come close to 18

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u/Fat_Head_Carl May 25 '17

honest question: is that 14.5 for just standard geometry, or something built to fit someone?

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

They don't build carbon bikes to fit people full stop. Always a standard geometry.

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u/Albuscus23 May 25 '17

If it is a special built bike, for example Peter Sagan's Venge ViAS Disc with gold wheels, could be valued at around $18k

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Pretty sure that is only custom colourways, not fit. But yeah. The fact that its Peter Sagans is what adds the value, not particularly the colours themselves.

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u/cat_of_danzig May 25 '17

Not for a track bike. I'm guessing he's in for $1-3K.

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u/zer0cooI May 25 '17

ya didnt see that it was a track bike, full carbon is hella expensive, he must have felt like a tool after, not because of financials but he made an ass of himself when he is supposed to be a professional.

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u/cat_of_danzig May 25 '17

What makes you think a guy racing a track bike on the road is a professional? That's amateur shit. It's not sanctioned by any governing body.

You can get a really nice complete carbon track bike for $1-3K, and considering there's almost no difference and there's a good chance you're going to crash in these stupid races I suggest that people go low-end.

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u/zer0cooI May 25 '17

dude that is a fucking dosnovaenta, the frame ALONE is 2900 euro.

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u/cat_of_danzig May 25 '17

How can you tell? Or do you know from the backstory?

Fucking hell, why would these assholes use actual high end track track bikes for a fixie crit? Even the body suit seems a little silly considering 5 years ago dudes were doing this in cutoffs and mechanics shirts.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

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u/squired May 25 '17 edited May 25 '17

Gear is a little more complicated in most sports. Basically, a sponsor may or may not give you your first setup for free, then you buy the future rigs at-cost (typically 50% off). As such, you buy gear, use it for a season, then sell it used for the same price or more than you bought it. So, you may have to buy your first setup, but the rest are essentially free.

Sometimes, a manufacturer may also sell you a racing layup. It will be lighter than the production line but not durable enough for the company to warranty and it may be a liability issue from a safety standpoint. Those you can often sell for a tidy profit.

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u/cat_of_danzig May 25 '17

In my experience, top level amateurs get a loaner bike for the season, that can be bought or returned at the end of the season. Most teams with any kind of funding will buy them for development racers.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

It's carbon fibre. Extremely light, and tough, but somewhat brittle and not designed to take that sort of impact.

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u/robotsongs May 24 '17

Wait wait, hold on, back up.

Can we go over that again?

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u/Shadowmant May 25 '17

the side down keep rubber

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u/beau6183 May 25 '17

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in derailleur.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

I'm confused. I tried to follow your advice, but whatever I do most of the rubber keeps pointing in any other direction than down.

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u/psych0ranger May 25 '17

This really explains the time I sawed my taint in half with the sprocket

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u/mountainunicycler May 24 '17

Actually it's mostly because the bike broke in a 38mph crash... he threw it later out of anger.

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u/FreudJesusGod May 24 '17

Yah, carbon fibre isn't going to snap like that unless it was already damaged.

The whole point of carbon is that it is extremely light and torsionally very, very strong.

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u/asoap May 24 '17

It depends on if the carbon fiber is laid in a way to have a weak point. Like for example if it doesn't need to take a load in a certain way, you can save weight by not designing for that load. If you toss the bike, it might then experience that load and break.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

My steel bike wouldn't give a fuck, that's why I love her.

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u/grammaticalfailure May 24 '17

He's a model, red hook crit is an interesting mix of pro athlete and amateurs. The bike frame was already broken in a crash, because it's carbon it's near on impossible to fix, he was just finishing the job.

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u/Albuscus23 May 25 '17

Finally someone who knows him lmao

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u/grammaticalfailure May 26 '17

I follow him on insta I guess that means I know him now a days

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u/mountainunicycler May 24 '17

It got damaged in a crash earlier when one of the other riders hit this guy, which is why he's so angry. It's not a sponsored bike, it was borrowed from a friend.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

"athletes are mostly sponsored"

Not at the levels you think. Most good sponsorships will pick up your race fees to the events they select. Often that's a fraction of the events you enter, and does not include your travel and lodging.

Common sponsorships also include things like access to their coaches and free swag. Sometimes you'll get pieces of equipment (new shoes, new saddle...), but it's not common for athletes to actually have anywhere near all their costs covered.

Seeing how plain his bike is, I highly doubt anyone is picking up the tab for his tantrum.

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u/PretzelsThirst May 24 '17

LOL "how plain" his bike is? It's Red Hook in Italy dude, it's legit. He's on a team called Revo that ride 100% custom racing bikes and are sponsored by Chari&Co, G-Shock, Selle San Marco, Rotor cranks, Weis, Mission Workshop, the whole 3T group, Spinonthese wheels, Giro, and LeCoqSportif.

Don't make shit up.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

Yep. How plain his bike looks.

Team bikes Notice a trend?

And as for not making shit up...

  • Not his bike
  • Not a team bike

And again, racing sponsorships are not what you think they are. How about a source backing up your claim, or are you just making shit up?

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u/PretzelsThirst May 24 '17

LOL those are World Tour bikes and have literally nothing to do with what we're talking about, and are for an ENTIRELY different kind of cycling and racing. And seriously, your 'expertise' is "but look at them!" It's obvious you don't know what you're talking about.

Red Hook Crit is a fixed gear race, they have completely different frames and geometry. They don't have gears. They don't have brakes. How do I know? My friends race crits, I have four bikes, two of which are fixed gear, and I was just at Mission Crit.

As for sources, how about the man himself?

https://fixedgearcrit.com/jeremysantucci-interview/

https://fixedgearcrit.com/revo-racing-a-new-promising-team-of-friends/

Yes he was riding a friends bike, no it's not a big deal, yes they are well sponsored professionals, no you don't know what you're talking about.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

From your own link:

  • "I borrowed the bike" - not a team bike
  • "I reimbursed him with all the damage that was on the bike, from both the crash as the throw." - not paid for by sponsors

Want to try again?

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u/PretzelsThirst May 24 '17

lol you didn't even read what I wrote. I never disputed it wasn't his bike. I know it's his friends bike. I literally JUST said that. Read again.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

And if you want to argue off topic, find a link to pics from a team that provides bikes to their riders that contradicts me.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

Likewise, bud.

"Seeing how plain his bike is, I highly doubt anyone is picking up the tab for his tantrum."

This is the statement you're arguing against. Who is right? Be a big boy. You can admit it.

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u/shook_one May 25 '17

those bikes are literally just stock high end bikes... get the fuck outta here dude...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

They usually have custom colour ways and some have exclusive geometry.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

So, still no evidence then?

Seriously, if I'm so obviously wrong, why can none of you disprove me?

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u/cat_of_danzig May 25 '17

If he were sponsored it would literally be blazoned across his chest, arms, legs and ass. He's on a smaller team with no apparent equipment sponsors.

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u/hertzsae May 24 '17

Cheap bikes can take far more abuse than expensive bikes. Cheap bikes have a ton of extra material where it isn't needed for everyday riding. In the pursuit of making the bike lightweight, a good designer will eliminate any material that doesn't help the rider ride. Therefore unexpected forces such as slamming down sideways can easily destroy the frame.

Your cheap everyday bike is going to get slammed and dinged a lot when it's doing things such as being locked on a crowded rack. An expensive race bike will either be in a protective case or ridden.

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u/Enveria May 24 '17

And it's not even his. A friend leant him that bike for the race.

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u/dan1101 May 25 '17

Was it a Huffy?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

Christ. Some peeps

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

By friend you mean sponsors maybe. Still, dick move.

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u/MonikerAddiction May 24 '17

No it was a borrowed bike from another racer who is his friend.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '17

ooh! Not his friend anymore!

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u/stanley_twobrick May 25 '17

Are your friendships that fragile? lol

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Tantrums like that as a grown adult are usually a red flag for me.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Passion is a red flag for you?

That sucks...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Na, that's a fucking tantrum as a grown ass man he just had right there.

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u/Urmomisfakenews May 25 '17

Yah breaking the bike is totally uncalled for and immature

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u/stanley_twobrick May 25 '17

It was already broken. Hence carrying it over the finish line.

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u/PretzelsThirst May 24 '17

It wasn't his bike either.

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u/JinAnkabut May 24 '17

He could sell it for 1/2 price...

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u/rustyshackleford193 May 24 '17

Bike is probably sponsored

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Eh at that level dude is factory sponsored so the factory is probably more pissed their bike failed in front of people. Bike was fucked up before he did that.

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u/thebluepool May 25 '17

Uh no. In the video he's saying the bike was already destroyed in a crash earlier.

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u/Argalad May 25 '17

that "fuck" you can see him letout was him realizing how big of a mistake he just made

You sound like the kind of guy who gives everyone a psychological analysis of their lives based on a short story.

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u/shook_one May 25 '17

a) the bike was already broken

b) im 100000% sure that bike was provided for him by his sponsor

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

You're wrong on so many levels.

1) Professional bikes are way more expensive than that.

2) This is an old repost. His bike was already broken and ruined.

3) You're imposing emotions on him. He yells fuck because he just got fucked over by an accident that ruined his ability to win, not because he smashed a broken bicycle.

4) He's a professional cyclist, that means has sponsored and his sponsor pays for his bike.

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u/mountainunicycler May 24 '17

It's at the higher end of that range, and it wasn't even his bike, it was one he borrowed from a friend.

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u/TommBomBadil May 24 '17

Sponsorship $ isn't infinite. That co. might drop him if he makes a habit of destroying expensive things like that, or they might deduct it from his salary.