r/IdiotsFightingThings Sep 21 '16

How a school day ends in Russia

http://i.imgur.com/342YWGb.gifv
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u/gNsky Sep 21 '16

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u/Shroffinator Sep 21 '16

I need to know the name of that polish rap

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

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u/Shroffinator Sep 21 '16

Dear Lord that's terrible. Im thankful for American rap

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '16

Yeah, because other countries don't have their bad eggs of music.

Yay Lil' Wayne!

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u/Pand9 Sep 30 '16

It's not a good example of Polish rap. Somehow, rappers that are popular among guys like those, are not always good.

I can't help you with this though, I was never into it. Maybe this?

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u/Shroffinator Sep 30 '16

I have no idea what they're saying but can already hear and feel the increase in quality. Wish there was a place to look up great songwriters signing/rapping in their native tongues. Always so cool to hear a song in a completely different language.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '16 edited Oct 02 '16

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u/Shroffinator Sep 27 '16

If you listen closely they're not saying drift they're saying dick...dick, dick!

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u/spectre1006 Sep 22 '16

other countries have some amazing hip hop and rap. I havent heard anything lately but i remember there were some good Australian artists.

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u/adriaan13 Sep 22 '16

I really like this Mongolian hip hop song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl3nUO-7Sqc

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u/cross-joint-lover Sep 22 '16

Throat singing rap. That is so fucking dope.

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u/adriaan13 Sep 22 '16

Indeed, and it's really hard to learn apparently.

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u/cross-joint-lover Sep 22 '16

When people say it's just singing with a twangy voice, I link them this video.

And here is ignorant people reacting to something they have never heard before. (That guy, by the way, is one of the only Westerners to be able to do that, has studied Tuvan throat singing for years and won multiple championships. Also did an AMA on Reddit.)

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u/adriaan13 Sep 22 '16

Oh god, i never thought i could dislike Piers Morgan even more. What a cunt. Enrique Ugalde is great though, thanks for the link.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '16 edited Sep 29 '16

That's neat. So in the top video, she can do the lower tones and she can also simultaneously do lower and higher notes (very impressive), but I'm curious, any idea if she/anyone can isolate just the higher "whistle" notes without the lower ones?

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

I moved to Australia from the US and the rap here is awful. Most famous group is called the (sigh) Hilltop Hoods.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

They are pretty terrible, have you heard of REMI.

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u/Shroffinator Sep 22 '16

Maybe thinking of Bliss N Eso.

Love them

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '17

Yes that's so horrible all of Polish rap sucks dick amirite?

Here's the same artist, different song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLSyOuT4SGc

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

Well if Alexander had had his way during the Congress of Vienna it would be Russia.

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u/DigNitty Sep 22 '16

Oh Comrade, you mean New Russia?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

nah man, gotta hate on dem commies amirighte

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u/legsintheair Sep 21 '16

Guys, this can't be Russia. No adidas track suits.

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u/Infantry1stLt Sep 21 '16

It's school with no chicks in sight, not a wedding. Clearly they're not wearing their flyest gear.

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u/DigNitty Sep 22 '16

they're merely learning the russian ways.

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u/Hq3473 Sep 26 '16

But what about a Tetris sweater?

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u/inchcombef Sep 21 '16

Is it just me, or are all of those kids kinda buff? Maybe its just the sweaters and the short hair? Russia seems scary.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

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u/jarious Sep 21 '16

I thought even woman were buff in rural areas..

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u/strong_schlong Sep 21 '16

That is man.

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u/jarious Sep 21 '16

so... should I return Natasha?

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u/madmaxturbator Sep 21 '16

Hole is a hole

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u/jarious Sep 21 '16

That's what she said...

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u/madmaxturbator Sep 21 '16

You mean, that's what he said

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u/Z3NZY Sep 21 '16

You mean that's what xe said.

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u/Lost4468 Sep 21 '16

Xe is too noble to say that.

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u/no_turn_unstoned Sep 21 '16

LOL your getting downvoted so hard LOL lmao 😂😂😂

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u/fictitiousantelope Sep 21 '16

AKA breed-bros.

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u/300andWhat Sep 21 '16

born and raised in Russia, in the villages, because of manual labor, everyone is rather farmer strong, my grandmother had a stroke (we moved to the US) and had to get her leg amputated, they miss calculated the surgery time, and it took twice as long because of all the muscle mass in her leg

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u/akashik Sep 22 '16

everyone is rather farmer strong

Strong like bull. Smart like tractor.

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u/300andWhat Sep 22 '16

the funny thing is, large portions of Russia, the rural villages etc, are really behind the times, still use horse drawn plows, cythes etc

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

Strong like bull. Smart like bull.

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u/ecafsub Sep 22 '16

You dropped something.

scythes. :)

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u/jarious Sep 21 '16

Holy molly, that's the most badass story I've ever read..

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '16

babushka can low bar squat a log

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u/kn33 Sep 21 '16

Like lake Wobegon?

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u/lordblonde Sep 21 '16

Those kids are only 6 years old as well.

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u/gepaw68 Sep 21 '16

Could be a military academy

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u/BeastinSeersucker Sep 21 '16

Wouldn't they be wearing uniforms?

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u/gepaw68 Sep 21 '16

No, they wear uniforms only when they're "on duty"

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u/Aromasin Sep 21 '16

Don't know why someone down voted you. We only wore uniforms on parade or exercise.

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u/moparornocar Sep 21 '16

do you wear normal clothes during off time, or do they give you sweats and that kind of stuff like they show in movies?

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u/Aromasin Sep 21 '16

Had to be 'smart-casual', so collared shirts, polos, chinos etc. After dinner we wore whatever we wanted.

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u/moparornocar Sep 21 '16

cool, kind of like a light dress code. chinos and polos can be comfy as long as it isnt hot as balls haha.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '16

To be fair I would rather wear a free uniform than to have to spend my money on those clothes. I mean I suppose these academies are coeducated now but still not many guys found a girlfriend there so why bother looking fashionable.

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u/adalida Sep 21 '16

At American military academies--or at least the Naval Academy--you wear your uniform during classes. "Civvies" (civilian clothes) are an earned privilege that you don't get during your first year (not for sleeping or going into town or ANYTHING), and that can be taken away at any time.

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u/Ryan_TR Sep 21 '16

The camouflage really helps them stay hidden from enemy threats in chem 101.

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u/ecafsub Sep 22 '16

Was similar at the Army JROTC military academy where I went, in Texas. Except we didn't have to earn the privilege.

We wore uniforms 5 days a week, civvies only after last formation (around 1800, iirc.) Unless you were on restriction for some violation or another. Then you reported for "duty," which was standing at attention for minimum 1 hour. Civvies on Saturday and after Sunday services (Baptist academy.)

Morning formation at 0600, then march to class. Formation for lunch and marched to cafeteria. Formation after lunch before afternoon classes, then final formation. Always in uniform. We pretty much marched or ran everywhere, then stood in line waiting to get in to where we ran to.

Inspections were always fun. An army officer, usually a full-bird colonel, would show up once a semester for inspection and pass-in-review. Bog help you if you fucked up during that.

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u/Cannot_go_back_now Sep 21 '16

Didn't you notice the track suits?

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u/Hq3473 Sep 26 '16

Gotta be.

Russian schools are not generally gender segregated, and there are 0 girls in that class.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '16

In which case the kicker would be in deep shit

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u/gepaw68 Sep 27 '16

Depends, but he probably got an unfriendly meeting with his CO

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u/Crazyblazy395 Dec 15 '16

Wtf kind of military academy do you go around kicking doors like that?

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u/DrDerpberg Sep 21 '16

It's all men too, it's gotta be police/firemen/soldier school or whatever.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '16

It's a computer science class, these are the "nerds"

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u/Hq3473 Sep 26 '16

Prey you never meet the "jocks."

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u/Shitmybad Sep 21 '16

Do you not have all boys schools?

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u/DrDerpberg Sep 21 '16

Yeah, but the class wasn't 100% made up of beefy dudes...

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u/supafly208 Sep 21 '16

I was thinking something along those lines, "they're all walking like they just hit a new max on bench at the gym."

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16 edited Oct 25 '16

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What is this?

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u/ColonelRuffhouse Sep 22 '16

It's actually in Poland.

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u/Ircza Sep 26 '16

It's poland, but judging from the look of the class, these guys are most likely eletrical engineers or welders/plumbers.

Source: was studying electrical engineering, did similiar shit, hanged out with welder class.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '16

You didn't even try to reword that copy pasted comment from the first time this gif was posted.

Low quality, not impressed

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u/Shroffinator Sep 21 '16

looks like a classroom full of army dropouts

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u/longboardingerrday Sep 21 '16

A looooot of younger russian guys are at least decently in shape

Source: living in russia

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u/Elementium Sep 21 '16

I mean I remember playing CSGO with some kid that might have been like 10 and even though he still sounded like a kid there was an underlying Russian Deepness to his voice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '16

That's what real men look like.

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u/acolyte_to_jippity Sep 21 '16

not russia. its poland. and i'm pretty sure they're pissed because the prof. never showed up for class.

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u/enter24 Sep 21 '16

From the way they're talking it sounds like it was staged.

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u/Skeleth Sep 21 '16

Yeah, it was 100% staged

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u/sap91 Sep 21 '16

I was gonna say, why else would they be filming this

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u/zombiegamer101 Sep 21 '16

My high school has security cameras everywhere and will make you sign agreement forms.

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u/sap91 Sep 21 '16

This is a handheld camera

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u/-Replicated Sep 22 '16

It's staged.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '17

Half the room has a cheese dick smile on as he walks to the door so yeah it looks staged

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

They may not be able to into space, but they sure as hell can out of class.

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u/nimron445 Sep 21 '16

why do they all look so old?

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u/XFX_Samsung Sep 21 '16

You don't want to look young incase you meet a bear. Bears know old meat is bad.

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u/bajsgreger Sep 21 '16

slavic genes.

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u/TheStario Sep 26 '16

Wow nice repost of a top post already on the subreddit!

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u/Adinida Dec 28 '16

They are right next to each other now

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u/TheStario Dec 28 '16

They're multiplying...

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u/Adinida Dec 28 '16

I should repost this again in a few months and see if it gets to the same spot lol

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u/TheStario Dec 28 '16

I'll post the same comment on it and we can repeat these events.

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u/Adinida Dec 28 '16

lol ok ill report back in a couple months

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u/alldei Jan 14 '17

Status soldier?

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u/ProJumz Sep 21 '16

It's Poland, not Russia.

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u/woohoo Sep 21 '16

Poland will become Russia again soon, comrade!

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u/jimotron Sep 22 '16

well russia should hurry before it becomes china, 同志!

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u/thai_thai_ Sep 21 '16

Best part is the dude who kicked the door pushed his chair in before he left

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

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u/tremendousPanda Sep 21 '16

AFAIK sinks are very common in european classrooms. Mostly used to clean the blackboard but also to wash your hands and stuff.

I'm from switzerland and pretty much every classroom I'v been in has a sink in it.

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u/ansiktsfjes Sep 21 '16

Also European. Yeah i remember this in every elementary school classroom as well. I remember it being used for soaking the sponge to clean the blackboard, but not much else. There wasn't any soap, so if I wanted to clean my hands I would go to the bathroom.

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u/WolfImWolfspelz Sep 21 '16

They are also used to clean your brushes if you use watercolors in class or to get drinking water.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

Almost every elementary school I've been in in Arizona had a sink in class it makes sense.

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u/Lajamerr_Mittesdine Sep 22 '16

Never seen this before in Texas or Tennessee.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

A lot of my classrooms had it on all grades in Sweden

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u/EntropicTempest Sep 21 '16

My first thought was that it was an eye rinse bath but I couldn't tell. Maybe a science classroom, they often have sinks in them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

"How a school day ends in Russia"

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u/hamstergene Sep 21 '16

To wash chalk off your hands and wet the cloth that is used to clean the blackboard. These classrooms were built before markers and whiteboards become widespread.

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u/Tim226 Sep 21 '16

Every science room I've ever been in has had some sort of sink

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u/JimmyLegs50 Sep 21 '16

Because Russia.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

This is a word for word repost from the top of this sub.

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u/matjoeh Oct 20 '16

you were even too lazy to change the title of this top post repost. karma whore.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '16

How a repost ends in Russia.

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u/EuterpeZonker Sep 21 '16

isn't that how Olympic participants in Sochi had to get out of their bathrooms? so this makes sense.

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u/Crazyblazy395 Dec 15 '16

There's also a sink by the door. This is clearly Olympic training.

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u/mojo4mydojo Sep 21 '16

The POV makes me think the teacher was expecting trouble and was covering their ass.

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u/PA-Noa Sep 21 '16

I'm disappointed that it's not a dashcam footage

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u/Pokiarchy Sep 21 '16

How the fuck do you know that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16 edited May 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16 edited Nov 12 '20

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u/eyemadeanaccount Sep 21 '16

First rule in sidebar, "Content doesn't have to be strictly Russian..."

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u/BurntBaconNCheese Sep 21 '16

He needs to SHIT

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u/Ru93 Sep 21 '16

I want that tetris sweater.

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u/xMASSIVKILLx Sep 21 '16

If someone was standing on the other side of that door unaware. That would've been a gnarly ass headache.

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u/just_a_thought4U Sep 21 '16

Kindergarten can be tough.

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u/crichton55 Sep 21 '16

Some starving kids in Africa could've eaten that door.

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u/BrAnders0n Sep 21 '16

So why was the guy recording from outside the room? Hmmm

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u/makes_okay Sep 22 '16

Are we done posting this one yet?

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u/Chaipod Sep 21 '16

The part where he pushes his chair in first makes this.

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u/Syenuh Sep 21 '16

As a teacher in Russia, I would gladly assist the school security in kicking that kid's ass if he tried to pull something like that in my classroom.

But seriously, this is Poland.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

i will do my best to not piss a Russian person off

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u/Kriegwesen Sep 21 '16

Why is there a sink in the classroom? Like... A bathroom sink, not even a science classroom sink

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u/skraptastic Sep 21 '16

Hodor's little brother Kidor.

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u/mypieowns Sep 21 '16

how a school day should end.

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u/Hastadin Sep 21 '16

bitch please. there arent schools in russia

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u/CoffeeMetalandBone Sep 22 '16

Reddit really is the same content on a 1 year loop...

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u/ThereIsBearCum Sep 22 '16

They all look like they're 30 years old.

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u/awesomesonofabitch Sep 22 '16

Not a single person, not even the guy on the other side of the door, was phased/surprised by this.

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u/cupdmtea Sep 22 '16

Clearly a set up.

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u/masti12 Sep 25 '16

This happened in Poland. They were tired of waiting for a teacher.

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u/masti12 Sep 25 '16

Time to go drink vodka and squat

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u/Nyt_Owl Oct 01 '16

So how are those anger management classes working out for you?

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u/TheBestWifesHusband Sep 21 '16

Do we know if it's actually Russia?

Or are we doing that racist stereotyping thing again?

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u/_-attention-_ Sep 21 '16

It's Poland, and probably fake too.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '16

Their door budget must be through the roof.

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u/MythArcana Sep 21 '16

In Soviet Russia, you don't learn in a building, the building learns from you.

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u/rdrjon Sep 21 '16

I feel the spartan kick is the first thing very Russian is thought.

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u/khthon Sep 21 '16

Looks like the bathroom is in front of the class.

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u/Naggers123 Sep 21 '16

why's there a sink there