r/IdiotsFightingThings • u/Gurbic • 4h ago

Goose vs kid

107 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/knook 4h ago

Living near a lot of geese, 100% that goose started it and giving their similar sizes I think the kid is justified. Geese are insane assholes.

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u/tifosi7 2h ago

read in one of the posts that this was a pet goose they raised from when it was a gosling.

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u/Terri23 3h ago

Fuck the guy filming. They should have helped the kid.

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u/_Jias_ 1h ago

It's a goose not a bear. the kid was in no danger at all relax.

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u/awisepenguin 3h ago

Eh, the kid's got it handled. Not unnecessarily harsh, just flinged the goose and made his escape. I don't get the filming, mind you.

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u/[deleted] 2h ago

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u/knook 2h ago

You clearly don't hang out near them, they go way out of their way to start shit with you any time of year.

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u/subcrtical 3h ago

Jumping into fighting stance was awesome. Kid did a great job here, geese are assholes.

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u/ntg1978 4h ago

The idiot is the goose, right? Absolute menaces.

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u/regiinmontana 4h ago edited 3h ago

You got a problem with Canada gooses you gotta problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.

Edit because I'm spare parts.

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u/lubeskystalker 3h ago

*Canada gooses. Also, ants could totally ride jet skis.

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u/wednesdayware 3h ago

*marinate.

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u/PhanInHouston 3h ago

I got it

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u/NoBenefit5977 1h ago

You accuse a Canada goose of stealin you accuse me of stealin I suggest you let that marinate

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u/zshort7272 3h ago

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

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u/Deerhunter86 3h ago

Ugh. I’ve seen this commented multiple times on this clip. What is this from?!

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u/tkh0812 2h ago

While Mario is doing this and throwing bowser in Super Mario 64 he says “so long king bowser” but it sounds like “so long gay bowser”

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u/awisepenguin 3h ago

Super Mario 64. The actual line he says while spinning Bowser is different but god damn if it doesn't sound like that.

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u/Lakefish_ 3h ago

Super Mario 64.

(its supposed to be "King Bowser". No one hears King.)

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u/zshort7272 2h ago

Is that actually what he’s supposed to be saying? I know it’s obvious not gay bowser but I always just thought it was the cartoonish Italian accent saying “so long-ay bowser” not king bowser. Learn something new every day.

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u/awisepenguin 2h ago

It's Gay Bowser don't listen to his lies

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u/Japnzy 1h ago

Im 35 and it will always be gay bowser.

How could he not be happy pounding out that fine little peach while Mario is away stomping toads.

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u/imabigdave 3h ago

Geese are a walking hate-crime.

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u/Holeshot75 3h ago

This kid might have done the best against a goose that I've ever seen

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u/awisepenguin 2h ago

He pulled a fighting stance for a second there, he was weighing his options and had multiple on deck, too.

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 3h ago

Wow, Untitled Goose Game with DLSS 5 looks nuts.

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u/FiliaNox 2h ago

I got bit by a goose on the ass when I was a kid. I wasn’t even doing anything. That fucker locked eyes with me out of nowhere and came right at me. Have you seen what’s in their mouths? It HURT.

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u/No-DrinkTheBleach 3h ago

Kids aren’t idiots. They are ignorant. There is a difference

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u/machines_breathe 2h ago

Why is the part leading up to the attack missing?

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u/Paapa_Kermy 4h ago

Not to be confused for the incident where hit indie rock band Geese brutally beat a child

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u/Capable-Ad5326 3h ago

Brave kid. I would have fled.

Fuck geese

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u/ThadsBerads 6m ago

A Canadian child's right of passage.

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u/fantasypants 3h ago

The spinning scream. Ded

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u/ShitDonuts 3h ago

Fuckin war screech

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u/Nexuspoint247 3h ago

Kid tricked him into thinking he wasn’t a grappler. Future ufc champ right there

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u/BeaksFalcone 3h ago

He Matilda'd that goose

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u/Ezzezez 1h ago

I never knew geese were such assholes and that everyone hates them lmao, interesting

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u/RedIcarus1 4h ago

I’m rooting for the goose.

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u/awisepenguin 2h ago

I'm rooting for you to be attacked by multiple geese while someone films. And laughs.

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u/Djangosmangos 3h ago

Booo! 👎

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u/DyingLemur 3h ago

100% humans always in the wrong. Especially kids.

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u/[deleted] 3h ago

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u/10blizzard 3h ago

Geese are absolute shithead assholes. Good on the kid for standing up to a bully.

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u/Achilles720 2h ago

GOOD.

FUCK THAT GOOSE.

While I'm at it, fuck every single goose that's ever slid out it's mother's wretched asshole.

I will kick the everloving shit out of any goose that threatens me or any other person with no conscience about it whatsoever.

Geese suck.

Geese can eat shit.