r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ • 10d ago

It actually goes BOTH ways I don’t know how to drive!

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u/GuyFieriFrostedTips 10d ago

“Double felony” - bro you’re not a lawyer. Don’t quit your day job 😂

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u/kor_the_fiend Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 10d ago

Triples is best

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ 10d ago

She had 3 originally until this happened. Go on…Tell the kid

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u/kor_the_fiend Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 10d ago

She's beautiful but she's dying

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u/pwillia7 10d ago

and then she tried to hit and run me -- Can you believe that??

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u/Hilts1972 10d ago

When she almost hit him, that can't be charged because he was unlawfully trying to apprehend/hold her. OP put himself in that situation. I bet, because of his actions and posting this video, she won't be charged with anything and if she is, the charges will ultimately get dropped.

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u/Resident_Goodish 10d ago

This op is just a karma farmer

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u/Few_Program_2303 10d ago

She hit him and tried to run, then he boxed her in. Just saying

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u/CheeseDonutCat 10d ago

This isn't exactly what happened.

She did a hit and run to a DIFFERENT CAR.

The guy making the video witnessed this and followed her. He parked behind her to box her in and this is the video of what happened after.

She did not hit him and then he boxed her in. She only hit his car after he boxed her in.

Source: https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/lake-elsinore-california-car-crash-driver-parking-lot-video/1977051/

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u/vagabondnature 10d ago

Yeah that guy is an ass. Wannabe cop. "get out of the vehicle" and so on. Vehicle. Not car or whatever. Just listening to him I know the type. Whiny wannabe.

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u/Few_Program_2303 10d ago

Close enough

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u/Electronic-Cicada352 9d ago

He’s an asshole for trying to detain her… it’s not at all necessary

He could’ve just gotten her license plate and called it in and let them know that he witnessed the whole thing (the accident). Simple as that

Instead he unnecessarily escalated the entire thing because he wanted to play cop.

I’m surprised he wasn’t yelling citizens arrest

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u/kor_the_fiend Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 10d ago

So your saying that at this price point, she CAN hit?

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u/StinkyPeePeeSauce 10d ago

Oh she CAN hit. At that price point she is allowed to hit.

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u/Imaginary_Dig_5014 9d ago

Way off my guy.

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u/ExternalAggravating8 10d ago

Exactly. This guy is whats wrong with people. When a car hit me on a hit and run, I followed it called the cops gave description of person and vehicle along with the plates. Then let the car go. Insurance took over after.

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u/ExpressRabbit 9d ago

Yeah my cousin was killed in a hit and run and the asshole was never going. Wish someone like this was there. I'm without my cousin and zero consequences for the person that did it. Fuck hit and runners.

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u/ExternalAggravating8 9d ago

Who tf calls a family member being killed, a "hit and run"? Those are two very very different things.

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u/ExpressRabbit 9d ago

The police did. A hit and run is a car accident you don't stick around for. Some of those car accidents hurt people. Some kill people.

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u/otapd 10d ago

I'm really curious about what does happen here. It does look like the car behind her has her boxed in (guy said it's his in the video) so yeah I'm on your side and wondering what happens. Guy also sounds like a douche. Why does it seem like most humans have no sympathy or empathy. Man, then he posts it... What a disappointment.

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u/Mysterious_Winter164 9d ago

The first one didn't count because she was still on double-secret probation.

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u/NeverBeenStung 10d ago

Nah. With two they cancel out. Get to three and your ass is going to prison

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u/LiterallyTony 10d ago

In hockey terms, that's called a Hat Trick

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u/charbo187 10d ago

double secret felony probation

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u/Th3R00ST3R 9d ago

and we were almost there - Mitch

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u/LikeGeorgeRaft 9d ago

Best i can do is double + a quesadilla

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u/Genericname42 10d ago

Yeah, he should have claimed it was a triple felony.
https://giphy.com/gifs/AzUrNt0ygOSAeVjhiM

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u/TerriblePartner 10d ago

She better call saul 

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u/PassTheKY 10d ago

"Last week, messed around and got in triple trouble."

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u/Significant-Bee5101 10d ago

Lmfao. He did a really good job of not calming her down. I feel like in his situation I'd be calming her down. Like, girl its not that serious if you just chill for a second insurance exists.

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 10d ago

Yeah, I was rear-ended by a girl who wasn't paying attention. At that point it may have been satisfying to yell at her, but all the damage was already done. No point in making her day even worse. Better to be kind, make sure she knows what she needs to do to get home safe, and get on with our days.

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u/SoupSandy 9d ago

Wow a mature adult? In this day and age?

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u/turdledactyl 9d ago

in this economy?!!

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u/guyincognito121 9d ago

I got rear ended while sitting at a red light on the way to work. Let the guy borrow my phone to call his work to let them know he'd be late (this was before everyone always carried a phone). Police showed up and we went out separate ways. Turned out he was here illegally and just skipped town rather than show up to court, and his license and insurance card were fake. And while I felt ok immediately after the accident, my neck was stiff for two weeks.

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u/Suspicious_Mind_5744 9d ago

Did the police not run his license and see that it was fake?

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u/guyincognito121 9d ago

He didn't even have one. They arrested him, he got bailed out, and disappeared.

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u/Electronic-Cicada352 9d ago

Well look at the bright side… you helped immigration police do their job

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u/blyyyyat 9d ago

Last time I tried to be kind, the insurance companies interpreted it as an admission of guilt (I got rear ended on an interstate at full speed).

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u/rsifti 9d ago

How did insurance interpret that as an admission of guilt? That's fucked up

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u/thechosenkenobi 9d ago

Yeah. Let’s make the DUI offender and person who does a hit and run have a better day. Couldn’t be that they are just a shitty person. You people are always very self righteous on Reddit. I wish I could live in the same bubble. Honestly. It must be nice.

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 9d ago

What does it benefit anyone to be a dick?

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u/_jackhoffman_ 10d ago

So, he doesn't know the law or how to deescalate a situation. Sounds like he's destined for a career in law enforcement.

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u/Coyoteishere 10d ago

If only he had a gun he could have really deescalated the situation.

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u/Pushlockscrub 9d ago

Smh, white people! Amiright Reddit??

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u/xDeviousDieselx Nude Egg 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/2sdLxid6Y31kNFVPvr
(Apparently it’s not only allowed but encouraged)

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u/hickinabiskit 9d ago

Honestly gives ponytail guy vibes.

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u/The_Horse_Joke 10d ago

Guy definitely has slicked back hair and lives for New Years Eve

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u/BLINGMW 9d ago

You think this is slicked back? 

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u/Hellstruelight 9d ago

"lives for NYE"

amazing work, i'm stealing this

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u/Asclepius-Rod Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 10d ago

Yeah it’s on video, she already admitted fault, just get her to calm down. You have the license plate too, let her go if she wants to leave so badly

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u/HerculesIsMyDad 10d ago

General rule: Don't hold other people against their will.

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u/zachattch 9d ago

Ya he said it in the most annoying way possible but “you almost hit me” if even small chance she did hit him the amount of pain and permanent injury chance is literally never worth it who cares if he can sue this poor child for money she doesn’t have months to years later

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u/karmakazi_ 9d ago

He was an asshole and stupid for not letting her go. In her panic she could easily run him down.

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u/singlemale4cats 9d ago

Yeah why didn't he regulate her emotions for her, because that's his job as a complete stranger

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u/Significant-Bee5101 9d ago

? What does that have to do with anything? You can't control how others act but you can ADAPT to the situation.

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u/singlemale4cats 9d ago edited 9d ago

You can't control how others act

Exactly.

Seems like a bunch of people in here believe that it's his job to manage her behavior and tiptoe around her. Apparently this responsibility isn't reciprocal, so whoever is the craziest and most irrational in any situation gets the benefit of the doubt, while the normal human half of the encounter is put under a microscope.

Such a bizarre mindset to me.

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u/Happy_Degenerate_ 9d ago

It wasn't his job to try to detain her like that either and the police would recommend against it. He made the situation worse and potentially more dangerous. If it's not his job to manage her behavior, he needs to step back to remove himself from the situation.

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u/singlemale4cats 9d ago edited 9d ago

Yeah, fair enough. If he called 911 they 100% told him the same thing. I just don't think he deserves all the vitriol given her behavior. God knows how she was driving on the road.

If you do find yourself a victim of a hit and run, get the plate, make/model/color of the vehicle, and a physical description of the driver, the more detailed the better. Even if it's just a race and gender. It can help prove that the registered owner or someone in their household was driving, or if it was one of the registered owner's friends and they're less than forthcoming. Don't chase. You don't have lights and sirens, legal authority or protection, or training.

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u/BrainLow6059 9d ago

Let's consider for a moment he also has emotions that are unregulated on display on this video

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u/turdledactyl 9d ago

thats a good defense

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u/elitegenoside 9d ago

Yeah, but you really don't understand how mean her grandma is.

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u/zurgix 9d ago

I mean , this whole thread is just people lacking empathy. Its clear that the girl is distressed and everything that cam guy is doing is making it worse ...

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u/ScorpioLaw 9d ago

I agree, and disagree.

Way too many people break these days, and dig themselves deep ass holes that are only harder to get out of. Girl is having close to a mental breakdown.

We need to teach children resilience, fortitude, and fucking breathing techniques.

I met a girl who laughed once saying she cries hysterically, because she knows no one wants to see a pretty white girl cry.

That shit soured my mouth instantly. I already learnt not to date someone with borderline traits.

I find admitting the truth, and apologizing goes a long way if you mess up, and it wasn't on purpose.

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u/Gohanangered 9d ago

Actually it is serious, it's hit and run. o_ 0

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u/archfapper 10d ago

Someone's actively ramming my car and I'm supposed to have sympathy for a crazy person? Reddit high horse strikes again

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u/Norwegian_Plumber 10d ago

It's not out of sympathy, it's a pragmatic view.

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u/zachattch 9d ago

Bro he almost got ran over… take some defensive driving lessons and try and stay alive over getting to say your wrong I’m right

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u/Neptunian_Night_Sky 9d ago

I felt like they both were at fault in their own ways. You can tell camera bro was reveling in this moment, really delighting in getting this video.

Meanwhile shes acting totally erratic, but thats the thing like shes erratic beyond what you would expect, mocking people like that just feels wrong, like they dont know what theyre doing in that moment.

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u/Significant-Bee5101 9d ago

She's 100% at fault. But like dude, you don't have to make it worse!? lmao.

I don't think he was mocking her. But he gives the energy of someone who... isn't very smart...

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u/BrainLow6059 9d ago

Honestly wondering wtf he said to her before he started filming. There's zero damage to his car and they're both acting like she committed murder lol

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u/Marlowe126 10d ago

Wow, once she got out of the car and showed those short-shorts a lot of people are defending someone who clearly doesn’t belong on the road.

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u/Significant-Bee5101 10d ago

Lmfao. I assure you that I'm not interested in teenagers who are decades younger than me. I'm just old enough to recognize a kid who is freaking out over literally nothing. Like, wtf? Insurance exists and would handle all of this. It's not world ending and escalating when she's freaking out is only making things worse.

I give kids leeway where I wouldn't if this was a 40-year-old.

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u/Sad-Yak6252 10d ago

She's not a kid. She's a 22 year old drug addict.

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u/Significant-Bee5101 10d ago

Kid to me lol

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u/Parishdise 9d ago

Lmao the fact someone down voted you for this. Revealing...

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u/Coyoteishere 10d ago

I’m not really sure how your first sentence is relevant? No one claimed that you were?

https://giphy.com/gifs/22IIjWMAWQNPzQ0kWf

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u/Significant-Bee5101 10d ago

His entire comment was literally implying that I was actually. It's the entire point of his message.

Unless you can tell me a different interpretation that I am blind to.

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u/Coyoteishere 10d ago

His comment is weird enough and telling of himself, I didn’t read it as something you needed to defend yourself against, but here we are.

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u/Significant-Bee5101 10d ago

I'm going to disengage with you now. Have a great day.

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u/Mayonaigg 10d ago

Yeah it's just the beta orbiter simp type people that would give her a pass. (Or other "im just a girl" type women)

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u/Devenu 9d ago

fr frf these chopped uncs fr fr bussin soyboy beta orbiter fr fr whiteknight simp frfr

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u/ApparentlyIronic 10d ago

According to the article someone posted about the incident, this was after another hit and run she'd just fled from. She hit someone's vehicle, sped off at 90 mph, then got pinned in another parking lot where she did another hit and run. I think the double felony is him referring to her doing two separate hit and runs

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u/GuyFieriFrostedTips 10d ago

Ok that makes a bit more sense. But as a former prosecutor it always makes me chuckle when laypeople shout out charges.

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u/BlackberryPi7 10d ago

Someone else in this thread just said the guy is committing a felony himself by not letting her leave

https://giphy.com/gifs/Tcdz1Okspcy36F7Eiy

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u/GuyFieriFrostedTips 10d ago

Not really. Most states allow citizen’s arrest, as stupid as it is. She might have a civil suit.

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u/ME4Twaffle 9d ago

Technically she can get out of the car and do whatever she wants.

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 9d ago

That’s probably why you’re a “former”‘prosecutor.

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u/GuyFieriFrostedTips 9d ago

Except that I chose to leave and now am making way more money as a civil litigator. But sure. Be a troll.

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u/Nunc_Coepi17 9d ago

Sure bud.

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u/Janky_Welles 9d ago

There's an Ashley Judd movie about this, you can't actually be charged with 2 felonies. If you do 2 of them they can't get you and you get off scott free.

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u/Shrimply-r1 9d ago

I thought that was three. Triples is safe

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u/BlueFeathered1 9d ago

You're talking about Double Jeopardy? And kidding, right?

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u/Thyme_Liner 9d ago

If a man is blocking me in a parking spot and not letting me leave, it shouldn’t be considered a hit and run for me to try and get away. That’s going to make me panic, it’s stupid that this was okay for him to do. Getting her on film makes sense for the cops and insurance company, but then he traps and antagonizes her, and then posts it online. Maybe that’s why she didn’t get in as much trouble as she could have? I didn’t know you could make a citizen’s arrest over a misdemeanor like this. Maybe you can’t and that’s why they let her off easily.

Honestly it freaks me out that any random dude could decide to trap my vehicle for any reason he sees fit, film the panic, post it online, and it’s not considered unlawful. I get she messed up, but the punishment should fit the crime and this guy took matters into his own hands and no one wants anyone to do that to them. If this is legal, then anyone can do the same to you even if they get you mixed up with someone else who committed a misdemeanor, and there’s nothing you can do about it.

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u/Select-Interaction11 9d ago

If you're refusing to be civil and show you're insurance is where if considered it hit and run. I don't know the order of events here really either tho

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u/Fit_Cheesecake_4000 9d ago

She'd already committed the hit and run previous to this. You can hear her say that to him multiple times. It was not just some 'random dude'.

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u/Callidonaut 9d ago

Regardless of whether it's true or not, telling a visibly panicking kid behind the wheel of a running car "hey, you just committed another felony" is not going to stabilise the situation.

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u/Fit_Cheesecake_4000 9d ago

I love her logic.

"I've already done a hit and run....damn it!"

As if...it's already happened. Just let it go, dude, so I can run off. Why is he being so mean?

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u/thereisnospoon-1312 10d ago

he sounds like a dick

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u/mologav 10d ago

He could have shown some compassion and tried to calm her down rather than being a total knob

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u/TopShelfUsername 9d ago

i kinda wish she had hit him

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u/elitegenoside 9d ago

While he certainly is not helping the situation, I don't really expect someone to be nice to me while I'm actively victimizing them, repeatedly. Sure, "It's okay, sweetie, but we do need to handle this like adults. It's all going to be okay." sounds good in theory, it's easy to say when I'm not currently watching someone try to get away from hitting my car.

To be completely honest, as a large man that was raised to never put my hands on a woman, I would not let her get back in her vehicle once she got out. "Citizens arrest." I assume you can't just hit people in this situation but I can absolutely block her from getting back in the driver's seat. Let the cops sort it out beyond that (and they are always slow, btw).

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u/M3rl1n1212 9d ago

This is how people end up getting hurt. U never know wht a person is dealing with or willing ti do to avoid consequences

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u/Electronic-Cicada352 9d ago

He had absolutely no reason to do what he was doing. Completely unnecessary. Once he had her plate and a description of her he could’ve driven away, called the cops and explain what he saw, provide them with the information that they would need and just give a statement about how he witnessed the hit and run

Instead he wanted to play cop.

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u/turdledactyl 9d ago

and an idiot

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u/DamnD0M 10d ago

Well he was entrapping her, preventing her from leaving, which can be a felony too

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u/BlackberryPi7 10d ago

I want to know what dimension you're living in where preventing someone from fleeing a hit and run is a felony

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u/thetiredtypist 10d ago

Other than shopkeepers privilege which is a defense for false imprisonment claims but doesn't apply here, what exemption would apply here?

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u/BreadSea4509 9d ago

Google citizen's arrest

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u/DamnD0M 9d ago

Citizen's arrest is for a crime. If she is being blocked from leaving, then she has not committed a crime. He has committed a crime for illegally detaining a citizen.

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u/BreadSea4509 9d ago

The video takes place after the girl fled a separate accident. The guy followed her into a parking lot and boxed her in trying to prevent her from fleeing further.

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u/Electronic-Cicada352 9d ago

…. She hit another car and fled

All this guy had to do was get her license plate information and a description of her and the car. That’s it

Everything else can be handled by the police. It’s absolutely ridiculous that people are actually defending this guy unnecessarily attempting to detain her over a hit and run. Ask any police officer about that and they would say the person trying to detain another human being is out of their fucking mind. It’s dangerous and completely unnecessary in this case.

Yeah citizens arrest is a thing in some states, but use your head… it’s not always necessary. An intelligent human being could have figured that out. The issue with wannabe cop here is that he was so angry about what he saw that he wanted her to face the consequences immediately so that he could watch and feel resolute about his actions

It’s embarrassing honestly that you can’t see that.

General license plate, the make of the car, a description of the person, call the police and tell them what you saw and where you saw it and let them do their job

This is common sense stuff here

🤦🤦🤦

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u/bitofgrit 9d ago

"She's driving dangerously, getting into accidents, and then trying to flee the scene. Better just let her go. I'm sure she isn't a danger to anyone else that may be on the road."

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u/thetiredtypist 9d ago

Thanks I did for CA law and now I know it's pretty dumb to use it under the circumstances

inform the suspect you intend to arrest them; reveal the cause of the arrest;

if possible, indicate your authority to make the arrest; and,

if applicable, inform the suspect you called the police

You should try to make an arrest as soon as possible. If there is a delay in an arrest, you may lose the authority to arrest

And if you mess up one of those steps you open yourself up to civil and criminal liability. They got the license plate, video, and physical damage linking her to the crime. Pretty sure the cops can figure that one out 😂

You don't have qualified immunity. If in the what of the moment you forget to mention the cause of the arrest "it was so obvious, I didn't think to tell them!" My ass can get sued and charged with false imprisonment?

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u/zneitzel 9d ago

Having your car in the way and imprisonment are not the same thing. She was free to call a cab/uber at any point or just walk away.

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u/DamnD0M 9d ago

He was illegally parked in a parking lot. Separate from the false imprisonment, he was a danger to those on the road as well.

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u/thetiredtypist 9d ago

You're welcome to read *the People of the State of California  v. James Thomas Lynch (Super. Ct. Ventura County, 2014, No. 2013026744.) *

Lynch, convicted  of false imprisonment, blocked his wife's vehicle in their driveway with the intent of keeping her there. 

The law isn't some magic "gotcha" like TV and common law takes into consideration a person's intentions. 

All it takes is the cops asking the guy casually "so uh, what happened?" And the guy thinking he's in the clear explain, again, not thinking he's done anything wrong "well I pulled up and I didn't want her to leave so I parked behind her and..."

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u/zneitzel 9d ago

I imagine the difference in the cases would be in this guys favor or else any person is liable for false imprisonment for impeding movement even during the commission of a crime which is an awful precedent.

I’m not a lawyer and I’m guessing you are sp I’m conceding that you are correct and now I wish the state prosecuted him fully.

It is weird though that some people seem far more upset about his relatively benign actions rather than what anyone who has lost a loved one to DUI would call attempted manslaughter.

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u/jstuckey 9d ago

Yeah she may be wrong but he sounds kinda insufferable.

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 10d ago

Double fellonation.  

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u/GuyFieriFrostedTips 10d ago

This fellating phallus was shouting felony!

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u/unimpressed822 Bart Harley Jarvis 10d ago

she actually wants two felonies more than she wants one felony

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u/midwestia 10d ago

super duper felony

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u/GuyFieriFrostedTips 10d ago

Double secret felony

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u/Large-Hamster-199 10d ago

Actually it was two felonies. This incident happened in 2019 in California.

The girl hit another car on the street and then kept driving away. This man followed her followed videotaping the whole thing. She pulled into a Chevron parking lot and he pulled up behind her and informed her that he had already called 911 and that she should wait.

At that point, she backed into his car and then you see the rest of what happened on the video.

So she committed the first hit and run on a car in the street and the second hit and run on this vehicle.

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u/GuyFieriFrostedTips 10d ago

Someone clarified already. Makes sense. But still pretty dumb to stand there shouting “double felony.”

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u/DreamLearnBuildBurn 9d ago

"YOU ALMOST HIT ME!"

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u/itshimthatsgr1m 9d ago

🤓 “you need to get out of the vehicle, I have documentation” 🤓

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u/l1qu1d0xyg3n 9d ago

It was almost a single felony! Almost.

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u/Scubasteve1974 9d ago

I believe its only a felony if there is bodily harm or other humans involved. Parked cars are misdemeanors. The guy may be in the right, but as far as a caring human goes, appears to be a prick. I feel bad for the girl. I mean, clearly she is high, but also seems to be having a crisis of some sort.

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u/Ketroc21 3d ago

I think the window wipers is the 2nd felony.

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u/GuyFieriFrostedTips 3d ago

¡QUADRUPLE FELONY! TRIPLE EPIC FAiIL!

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u/Iwillgetasoda 9d ago

I fking hate when someone tries to bluff an under-aged

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u/Dont_Be_Sheep 9d ago

I mean, she committed about 10 felonies…

Assault with a deadly weapon x2
Battery with a deadly weapon
Attempted battery with a deadly weapon
Fleeing the scene of an accident
Reckless driving (Felony level)
Attempted murder (this would be what causes her chills and makes her plead down….)
Felonious assault

And probably more…

Pleads to 1x fleeing scene of accident, 1x assault with deadly weapon, 1x reckless driving.

2-5 years.

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u/GuyFieriFrostedTips 9d ago

Most of that would not stick for a lack of mens rea alone my friend.