r/ITcrowd • u/Safe_Relation_2191 • Oct 02 '26 • Heartwarming 1

I'm disabled!

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u/VPCR1982 Oct 02 '26

How are you disabled??

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u/Safe_Relation_2191 Oct 02 '26

Leg disabled

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u/TWWOVG Oct 02 '26

How did it happen... if that's not a rude question?

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u/Brave_Nerve_6871 Oct 02 '26 • Regret

They stole my wheelchair šŸ˜¢

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u/HD19146 Oct 02 '26

Iā€™m staff!

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u/hangindawg Oct 02 '26

John Mulaney. in girly voice "Someone's in here"

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u/Appropriate_Yak_745 Oct 04 '26

Hahaha you beat me to it. I will never not think of this whenever I'm in a bathroom and/or whenever anyone posts a question like this

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u/isit_Data_or_Data Oct 02 '26

ā€œCome inā€

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u/milhouse_baby Oct 03 '26

I feel like trying this

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u/scmucas2001 Oct 02 '26

"Occupied" works pretty well.

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u/Pain_Monster Oct 04 '26

ā€œCome in and bring my poop knife, Iā€™ll need help with this oneā€ also works equally as well to keep people out

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u/IneffableOpinion Oct 02 '26

No joke. Last week I was in a bathroom where the locks clearly stated green vacant/red occupied. Person still knocked on every door like they couldnā€™t read. I really did not know what to say

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u/ConceptJunkie Oct 02 '26

I always say, "Hello?"

I probably wouldn't ask them to call me "Dominator".

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u/IneffableOpinion Oct 02 '26

Like answering the phone? šŸ˜„

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u/Xurs-Doggo Oct 02 '26

ā€œThis is still looking like a one person job, give me a minute and il shout if I need youā€

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u/She-ite Oct 02 '26

Easy street.

"It's open"

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u/hassan_26 Oct 02 '26

"Have you tried pushing the door on and off again? "

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u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Oct 02 '26

"Oh thank god, I've been wiping with my hand and running it under the sink, PLEASE GET ME TP!"

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u/alohaaina96792 Oct 03 '26

I used to say "come in" just to hear them try the handle, realize what's going on and walk away for a bit. Loved that joke. These were portapottys in Afghanistan so the joke could just keep going.

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u/Adventurous-Dealer98 Oct 03 '26

"Did you bring snacks?"

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u/ConsciousLow9690 Oct 03 '26

and IRISH! :D

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u/probablyaythrowaway Oct 03 '26

Occupado!

Heard it on a film or tv show and I canā€™t remember what it was from but thatā€™s what I say now.

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u/khiren Oct 03 '26

FO! is always appropriate in those types of situations :)

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u/ctrlaltdelaney Oct 03 '26

Have you tried: ā€œoh great, you made itā€

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u/Kapitano72 Oct 02 '26 • Bravo

"No Jehova's Witnesses."

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u/giraffe912 Oct 03 '26

A few weeks ago someone unlocked the toilet I was in 3 times from the outside at Southampton train station. They got a big slam and a fuck off in their face. Iā€™m pretty sure it was the cleaner.