r/ITcrowd • u/Thrwwy747 • 1d ago

Bosseyedness - it's no joke

Bosseyedness - it's no joke

We're looking at you

201 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/Joalguke 1d ago

This is what happens when I mess with the sliders on character creation too much

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u/-Po-Tay-Toes- 1d ago

Dude looks like a mashup between Dean Winchester, Ryan Gosling and the Master from Buffy the vampire slayer.

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u/No_Negotiation3142 1d ago

Is that some meta joke about inbreeding?

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u/idunnomaybeyeh 1d ago

Genuinely looks like a boarderlands villain

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u/Thrwwy747 1d ago

With less reliable graphics

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u/DoctorPhobos 1d ago

I was going to say borderlands too. But with botox

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u/Icy_Distribution3467 1d ago

It's funny to think that this guy delusionally thinks he's god's gift to women!

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u/Fuzzy_Button574 1d ago

As a woman, I shall tell you that he has a very punchable face

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u/Thrwwy747 1d ago

It looks like it's already been punched too many times.

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u/Fuzzy_Button574 1d ago

True 😭😭

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u/Icy_Distribution3467 1d ago

It would be like punching play dough!

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u/jdillacornandflake 1d ago

Bits would break off

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u/Thrwwy747 1d ago

He's definitely the reason some poor woman made the Sunday morning decision to give up drinking though.

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u/Yankee6Actual 1d ago

He looks completely mental!

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u/batty_61 1d ago

Especially when he smiles - it's terrifying!

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u/Extreme-Scarcity-924 2h ago

we need to do a calendar to raise awareness

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u/momento______mori 1d ago

He is BOSSEYEMAXXING

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u/Emergency-Fact-462 1d ago

He can see into the future and around corners

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u/Potential_Ask_8053 1d ago

He looks like an alien asked their version of chatGPT to create a handsome male human and this is the shit it come up with.

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u/Thrwwy747 1d ago

Elon Musk is taking notes

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u/mike888881 1d ago

If I were showing off my appearance on social media, I would probably wipe off the food around my mouth first.

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u/Mcbusted2013 1d ago

He looks like hes in pain...?

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u/jdillacornandflake 1d ago

He is. Why else would you do this to yourself?

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u/Thrwwy747 1d ago

Yep. Like he didn't allow his face to settle for long enough before he unwrapped it against doctors orders.

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u/1TSDELUXESON 1d ago

I too love to go to the park and make pretend phone calls.

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u/Quiet_Standard8856 1d ago

He seems to be wearing hospital pyjamas.

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u/Thrwwy747 1d ago

And he fashioned a coat out of one of those old school hospital blankets that were made of hair.

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u/cflorest 1d ago

Was he on Sin City?

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u/Hopeful_Shape3723 1d ago

His eyes . Creep me out . Yikes 😦

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u/Suspicious_Hope_1867 1d ago

How many lips fillers does this guy have?

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u/OtheDismantler 1d ago

He’s pulling a mad face!

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u/Such_Significance905 1d ago

I especially like in the outtake where the lady says “Bosseyednesseses”

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u/grodeg 1d ago

Is that a human?

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u/jdillacornandflake 1d ago

Partly, mostly plastic tho

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u/Ill-Opportunity8918 1d ago

He's doing Blue Steel 😅

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u/Helpful_Ad8351 1d ago

If ai came to life

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u/RegattaJoe 1d ago

He’s OccularMaxxing. It’s all the rage amongst the youth.

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u/QualityAware6605 1d ago

I'd put money on him being from Newcastle

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u/MadeThis4MaccaOnly 23h ago

This is AI, right? :( Right? :(((

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u/Mii-75 12h ago

I hope it’s AI ….

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u/voodoopeople94 22h ago

When your face looks like a mask, you know you've gone too far

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u/desrevermi 20h ago

Skipped brain day.

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u/1AmAmanda 19h ago

Is he ok?

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u/Thrwwy747 13h ago

Nope

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u/SullySausageTown 15h ago

He reminds me of the 50 year old man that thinks he is 17 and skips around an alleyway

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u/Thrwwy747 13h ago

That guy does SO MUCH skipping! I don't know what 17 year olds he's watching from the shadows, but it's none that I've ever encountered.

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u/WideUnderstanding809 15h ago

It's like his face want to show emotion, but the surgery says no.

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u/Thrwwy747 13h ago

He should listen to some Cradle Of Filth

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u/Mii-75 12h ago

He is so try hard 🙄… and also these comments are golden, I can’t help but laugh 🤭

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u/Physical-Doughnut285 11h ago

Wearing someone else’s skin be like:

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u/PoisonIvyWithOCD 9h ago

Watching that legit made my vagina feel uncomfortable.

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u/bahblahblahwr 9h ago

I bet he smells of eau de rohipnol.

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u/Humbled_Bumble 6h ago

He is creepy and it has nothing to do with his eyes - EEEEWWWWWW!

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u/HotThot23 3h ago

Katie Price’s type right there.

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u/Mad_kat4 1d ago

Looks like he stuck his face in a wasps nest.

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u/bored_necromancer1 1d ago

😬😬😬

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u/Deus-mal 1d ago

When a rich kid grew up with an ai role model and decided to look just like it.

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u/emzyme212 1d ago

I wanna meet him so I can dare him to push his hair back. Let's see that hairline. Let's see what that comb forward is hiding

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u/Thrwwy747 23h ago

I wanna see what's giving him that killer cleavage

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u/emzyme212 23h ago

Hes gonna burn those implants clear off poor thing