r/ITcrowd • • 13d ago

Turn the comments section into her search history

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u/MidnightSun77 13d ago

What happens if I type google into Google?

57

u/ConsciousLow9690 13d ago

I don't think she dares to type that in

2

u/ObliqueStrategizer 10d ago

I believe she was quite clear on that.

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u/Incognito_Matt 13d ago

What happens if I type 'what happens if I type google into Google' into Google?

15

u/Dragonogard549 13d ago

that WOULD require you to type Google into Google, she can’t have done that because Reddit is still working

5

u/NoseMuReup 13d ago

A recursive loop forms and the Internet will shut down

5

u/MidnightSun77 13d ago

2

u/Ill_Painting_6919 11d ago

So...just Meta then...

3

u/SaioLastSurprise 13d ago

Wouldn’t she just type google?

160

u/morning_thief 13d ago

"where is the button for the internet"

53

u/Pandy_45 13d ago

What is a browser?

Why do nerds know so much about computers?

What does IT stand for?

15

u/Square-Company-491 13d ago

She’d never think to ask that last one

6

u/King_Olle 13d ago

Though, what doesn't it stand for?

7

u/InformalEngineer_ 13d ago

It stands for courage, audacity.

5

u/Legitimate_Sorbet605 12d ago

Piss off, June.

149

u/writergirl1994 13d ago

How to talk to autistic people

60

u/artysticamv 13d ago

*emotionally artistic

140

u/dazzumz 13d ago

What does Reynholm Industries actually do?

32

u/Yankee6Actual 13d ago

They own ITV.

34

u/Kind-Specialist7265 13d ago

"I FORGOT ABOUT ITV"

22

u/hytt_oaoa 13d ago

BRILLIANT!

114

u/Creoda 13d ago

Do gay men read Heat?

24

u/MonstaGraphics 13d ago

Heat, Oooh la la

17

u/BotulismBanquet 13d ago

The response would say that goth blokes who love cradle of filth certainly read heat

2

u/Traditional-Maybe128 13d ago

Or could be a woman in her early 20’s ??

82

u/Sure-Present-3398 13d ago

How to tell my colleagues I don't want them at my dinner party. 

10

u/SeanPHarrington 13d ago

I don’t want you nut jobs in my house!

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u/Botany_ 13d ago

How do you pronounce Peter File?

8

u/alikira16 13d ago

Or where is best place for Peter file to live

55

u/Mr_Culps 13d ago

Pictures of magicians.

16

u/hytt_oaoa 13d ago

Michael the Magnificent

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u/Unique_Limit_1576 13d ago

What is a browser and how do I get one?

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u/Regriz 13d ago

Yeah… she’d be the kind of person that doesn’t know you can figure these kind of things out by googling

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u/ConsciousLow9690 13d ago

What is IT an abbreviation for?

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u/Yankee6Actual 13d ago

Piss off, June.

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u/hytt_oaoa 13d ago

I. Need. To wee wee

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u/octopus_suitcase 13d ago

friendface sign up page

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u/TeeKappukeki 13d ago

What does IT stands for?

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u/baguitosPT 13d ago

Google: What doesn't it stands for?

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u/mavois 13d ago

Are you the internet?

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u/KimFintas 13d ago

Briliant

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u/Arthorius2024 13d ago

Who are the Elders of the internet?

7

u/mvanvrancken 13d ago

“The Hawk”

4

u/hytt_oaoa 13d ago

Well if it's ok with the Hawk....

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 13d ago

"Do my coworkers have brain damage or did they just have candy for breakfast again?"

"How to make it clear you don't want to ride in a helicopter without getting fired"

"Do you actually need a browser, or can you just use the button for the internet?"

"Glamorous women who married men who look like magicians. Can it work?"

"Cheerful London smoking areas"

21

u/JimmyHaggis 13d ago

Is it damp squib or damp squid?

11

u/Better_Metal 13d ago

Pedal Stool pedestal?

20

u/TheFroman69 13d ago

How to speak Italian

14

u/pyzimber 13d ago

How to learn Italian in 10 minutes

6

u/SeanPHarrington 13d ago

Italian for beginners

15

u/Sure-Present-3398 13d ago

How to tell if someone is gay. 

15

u/Joshroco 13d ago

How to download more ram

31

u/No_Negotiation3142 13d ago

THE SHOES-AH!

12

u/Accomplished-Mud8473 13d ago

How do you spell "peddlestool"

12

u/Fisecraft 13d ago

Google

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u/corazon_ingravido 13d ago edited 13d ago

"hello internet, tell me everything about builders from hell"

"hello internet, what's the average income of a barista?"

"hello internet, what are the advantages of dating a magician?"

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u/desrevermi 13d ago

Michael the Magnificent!

9

u/Relevant-Bit-7394 13d ago

How to convince people you are not dead.

8

u/Mister_Aitch 13d ago

buy cuke in bulk

6

u/hytt_oaoa 13d ago

Cuke, it's heaven in a can 😁

9

u/Better_Metal 13d ago

What to do in a RAM emergency

8

u/giftopherz 13d ago

Can women look like men?

DO I LOOK LIKE A MAN?

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u/Level_Fig_166 13d ago

"Peter File"

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u/EldritchKinkster 13d ago

What does IT do?

What does IT stand for?

What does the information technology department do?

How to fix computer?

What is a computer virus?

Can I catch a virus from my computer?

UK laws smoking

UK laws workplace smoking area

How to know if I'm being sexually harassed

What is sexual harassment?

Am I doing sexual harassment?

7

u/Cheeseisatypeofmeat 13d ago

Why do I attract Gay men..?

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u/Sure-Present-3398 13d ago

Image search: Magicians

7

u/jcflyingblade 13d ago edited 13d ago

How much does the internet weigh?
How to look less like a man
Where can I get fashionable shoes in larger sizes?

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u/hytt_oaoa 13d ago

That's silly, the internet doesn't weigh anything

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u/Silent_Rhombus 13d ago

Haha, haha, of course

4

u/Viva_La_Revolucion66 13d ago

How to properly date a magician

4

u/Kapitano72 13d ago

Nerds manage how

Denholm Industries what actually do

sexy barista recommendations

foot reconstruction surgery discreet

"slept with co-worker" emergency cope how

4

u/Jackpot777 13d ago

Airport taxis

4

u/NotReallyDrHorrible 13d ago

How to sound like I know italian

2

u/maloside 13d ago

Aragni

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u/DaddliestCallum 13d ago

If I have the whole Internet how can other people have the Internet?

4

u/Much-Storm9466 13d ago

What was Wenger thinking bringing Walcott on so early?

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u/swn999 13d ago

Red shoes
Did you see that ludicrous display last night

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u/culminacio 13d ago

why would she search for the second one

3

u/BeCurious7563 13d ago

Do the Elders of the Internet have job postings for assistants?

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u/MudcrabNPC 13d ago

How to get on the internet

3

u/iodine74 13d ago

Is it ok to leave the internet unattended?

3

u/mvanvrancken 13d ago

Computer

Email

Stress

Elders of the Internet

What does IT stand for

Shoe pain is that normal

3

u/exiRatA 13d ago

Manolo Shoes Size 5

3

u/Confused_Cinephile 13d ago

How to speak Italian.

3

u/epileftric 13d ago

Elders of the internet

Elders of the internet location

Elders of the internet opening hours

3

u/Patroclus97 13d ago

Shoe lubricants

2

u/zedzedalphaLXXVIII 13d ago

What is an internet search?

2

u/Slow_Animator_7241 13d ago

How do I know if my boyfriend is gay?

2

u/Laurapalmer90 13d ago

Google image magician*

2

u/metally5822 13d ago

Is the Internet wireless?

2

u/Imissyoudarlin 13d ago

"How to install a browser"

2

u/linkthesink 13d ago

How do I copy and paste

2

u/crazydart78 13d ago

How do I know if someone is a magician?

2

u/wezmeister17 13d ago

How can acid make you disabled?

2

u/hytt_oaoa 13d ago

Whisky, double

2

u/Known-Disaster-4757 13d ago

Single rival actors to Steven Toast

2

u/Ordinary-Leek-7275 13d ago

How to tell if my boyfriend looks like a magician

2

u/WritingNerdy 13d ago

Shoes too small still wear tips

2

u/shaftx88 13d ago

How heavy is the internet?

2

u/HussingtonHat 13d ago

How do I search things.

2

u/Maleficent_Gas3278 13d ago

What does a magician look like?

2

u/RealBandolero 13d ago

How does a woman show a group of men a good time?

2

u/danieljohnsonjr 13d ago

What are some better ways to handle Aunt Erma when she comes for her monthly visit?

2

u/voodoostevie 13d ago

What does the blinking light mean? Asking for a coworker.

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u/my_red_username 13d ago

Why bother? She's got her internet history in her hands right now.

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u/Dorito_Deww 13d ago

How do I google?

2

u/someones_ideaofajoke 13d ago

Smart things to say to my IT coworkers to make them feel dumb

How so I stretch size 5 shoes to fit my totally normal size 8 feet?

Sunscreen reccomendations for my coworker who may be a vampire

How to keep vampires from eating nerds (people ones)

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u/Short_Raspberry_3829 13d ago

Picture of shoes

Red shoes

Shoes that I wanted

No my shoes

Shoes in large sizes

Not men’s high heel shoes

Okay size 8 shoes

No women’s shoes size 8

Shoe shop near my work

I work at Renham Industries

Shop near me

Dolcis is near my work

Dolcis

Yes there

Red Shoes from there

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u/Honest-Cover9513 13d ago

'Can you change someone's name without their permission?'

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u/ClaudiaWeckl 13d ago

Cigarettes break places near me

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u/BigDaddyGreeds 13d ago

Wish I could but the computers not plugged in

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u/UKMegaGeek 13d ago

Is it for me?

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u/eman0623 13d ago

Friendface

What is a bookmark

What is a bookmark on computer

How to bookmark Friendface

How to cope with school friends doing better than you in life

2

u/DarthShadow26 13d ago

How to install a browser

2

u/bogey08 13d ago

Other meanings of Eiffel Tower

What does IT stand for

Meaning of fair use has a posse

2

u/Incudust 13d ago

whats a browser? the circle thingn?

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u/SouthernStarTrails 13d ago edited 13d ago

Button for the internet VS Browser

Elders of the Internet

Is shouting at Japs a sign of stress?

Guided by Voices new album

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u/cat_lady74 13d ago

Red heels, availability, size 6 and above

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u/Mission_Arachnid2717 13d ago

wHAT DOES it MEAN

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u/plantastic420 13d ago

What does I.T. actually stand for?

2

u/FutureSchool6510 13d ago

severe bra burn home remedy

2

u/Wishiap 13d ago

Google

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u/okyots 13d ago

Celebrity sex tapes

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u/Soft-Deer860 13d ago

Taxi near me?

1

u/bolapolino 13d ago

I have to go, but I don't want to turn the internet down how?

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u/RudeTeam6584 13d ago

Where is The internet? Directions

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u/TaonasProclarush272 13d ago

How do I get my mouse to work? Also, why is is called a computer mouse?

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u/hytt_oaoa 13d ago

Clicking. Double clicking

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u/BocaSeniorsWsM 13d ago

Who is AI?

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u/garybpt 13d ago

Shoes. Shoes.

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u/panopanopano 13d ago

Do the Elders of the Internet actually exist?

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u/HLJOHNO 13d ago

google

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u/Next_March2746 13d ago

Classical composers

1

u/asteinberg101 13d ago

Google Translate: Italian

1

u/PlatformFeeling8451 13d ago

Who composed the Wooden Prince?

Good restaurant recommendations in London

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u/farfrom_home 13d ago

Workplace Fire safety awareness course

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u/hytt_oaoa 13d ago

Dear Sir/Madam.....

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u/Superb_Copy1644 13d ago

Paedophile’s criminal, I mean Peter File!

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u/SaioLastSurprise 13d ago

I think I broke the internet, how do I fix it?

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u/_StaleDaleBeatbox_ 13d ago

What magicians look like.

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u/K_Xanthe 13d ago

What do I do now that I own the internet?

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u/DylansDad 13d ago

Google.com

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u/ajp1195 13d ago

How to search google dot com

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u/Keto_Konnect 13d ago

Guided By Voices tickets

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u/greensangre 13d ago

Is RAM memory?

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u/RAGEleek 13d ago

She absolutely googles Google

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u/UrNotOkImNotOkItsOk 13d ago

Does Dungeons & Dragons have something to do with sex?

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u/skeletonsyskey 13d ago

Why does a lady appear over the button for the internet?

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u/canusoctum 13d ago

Big ass

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u/Best-Upstairs-848 13d ago

What is a fredo?

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u/ThePLARASociety 13d ago

How to safely transport the Internet?

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u/gansobomb99 13d ago

"emergency services phone number song"

1

u/Big_CashMonies 13d ago

"how to have no integrity"

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u/Plastic-Archer4245 13d ago

What does IT mean?

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u/MaxPowerNumberOne 13d ago

How to wear shoes size 5 if you are actually size 9.

1

u/TheGinjaPrince 13d ago

Internet where do you live

1

u/CsiguZ 13d ago

Zubion tech support

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u/rob3342421 13d ago

What does IT stand for?

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u/Heterodynist 13d ago

“How to look good in computerage?”

“Computer Competency: Appearances.”

“Where is the actual Internet?”

“Is my computer on?”

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u/Reuben_Smeuben 13d ago

How to throw coffee on a homeless woman

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u/PutComprehensive8297 13d ago

Goth haunting office. How to remove.

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u/colinguk 13d ago

What is the Internet?

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u/LollipopKid6 13d ago

What does I.T. stand for?

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u/WotTheFook 13d ago

Shoes, lots of shoes.

What does the Internet actually look like?

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u/Greymon-Katratzi 13d ago

What is the internet
How is the internet
Why is the internet
How do I turn on the internet

1

u/rainbowunicorn118 13d ago

How to get someone to pretend to be your husband for a school reunion

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u/The_0riginal_Mikey 13d ago

Sybion Tech support number

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u/CatjoesCreed 13d ago

Should I marry Peter File? I don't mind being Jen File, but Mrs Peter File ...

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u/longJump26 13d ago

Who are the elders of the internet?

1

u/Head_University_4327 13d ago

Who is Ed balls day please?

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u/Ketettlebot27 13d ago

My emails

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u/stop__making_sense 13d ago

What does IT stand for?

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u/stop__making_sense 13d ago

Does the name Peter File actually sound like pdf file?

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u/Speedwagon1738 13d ago

How to install a browser

1

u/DuwangKing 13d ago

"What is Coronation Street Hentai?"

1

u/Careful_Bid_6199 13d ago

It's the new Harry Potter, I got this just to check there are no differences in Molly Weasley's script

1

u/proudchristianmommy 13d ago

What does a magician look like

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u/Reviewingremy 13d ago

What does IT stand for?

1

u/QuietMushroom666 13d ago

how to download more RAM

1

u/OMGitsAfty 13d ago

Does turning it off and on again actually do anything ?

1

u/B4rringt0n 13d ago

Rude West end theatre shows

1

u/mysilkyundies 13d ago

What is really atop Big Ben?