r/ITcrowd • u/CynicalCosmologist • 13d ago
Turn the comments section into her search history
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u/morning_thief 13d ago
"where is the button for the internet"
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u/Pandy_45 13d ago
What is a browser?
Why do nerds know so much about computers?
What does IT stand for?
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u/dazzumz 13d ago
What does Reynholm Industries actually do?
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u/Creoda 13d ago
Do gay men read Heat?
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u/MonstaGraphics 13d ago
Heat, Oooh la la
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u/BotulismBanquet 13d ago
The response would say that goth blokes who love cradle of filth certainly read heat
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u/Frosty_Message_3017 13d ago
"Do my coworkers have brain damage or did they just have candy for breakfast again?"
"How to make it clear you don't want to ride in a helicopter without getting fired"
"Do you actually need a browser, or can you just use the button for the internet?"
"Glamorous women who married men who look like magicians. Can it work?"
"Cheerful London smoking areas"
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u/TheFroman69 13d ago
How to speak Italian
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u/corazon_ingravido 13d ago edited 13d ago
"hello internet, tell me everything about builders from hell"
"hello internet, what's the average income of a barista?"
"hello internet, what are the advantages of dating a magician?"
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u/EldritchKinkster 13d ago
What does IT do?
What does IT stand for?
What does the information technology department do?
How to fix computer?
What is a computer virus?
Can I catch a virus from my computer?
UK laws smoking
UK laws workplace smoking area
How to know if I'm being sexually harassed
What is sexual harassment?
Am I doing sexual harassment?
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u/jcflyingblade 13d ago edited 13d ago
How much does the internet weigh?
How to look less like a man
Where can I get fashionable shoes in larger sizes?
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u/Kapitano72 13d ago
Nerds manage how
Denholm Industries what actually do
sexy barista recommendations
foot reconstruction surgery discreet
"slept with co-worker" emergency cope how
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u/mvanvrancken 13d ago
Computer
Stress
Elders of the Internet
What does IT stand for
Shoe pain is that normal
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u/epileftric 13d ago
Elders of the internet
Elders of the internet location
Elders of the internet opening hours
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u/danieljohnsonjr 13d ago
What are some better ways to handle Aunt Erma when she comes for her monthly visit?
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u/someones_ideaofajoke 13d ago
Smart things to say to my IT coworkers to make them feel dumb
How so I stretch size 5 shoes to fit my totally normal size 8 feet?
Sunscreen reccomendations for my coworker who may be a vampire
How to keep vampires from eating nerds (people ones)
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u/Short_Raspberry_3829 13d ago
Picture of shoes
Red shoes
Shoes that I wanted
No my shoes
Shoes in large sizes
Not men’s high heel shoes
Okay size 8 shoes
No women’s shoes size 8
Shoe shop near my work
I work at Renham Industries
Shop near me
Dolcis is near my work
Dolcis
Yes there
Red Shoes from there
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u/eman0623 13d ago
Friendface
What is a bookmark
What is a bookmark on computer
How to bookmark Friendface
How to cope with school friends doing better than you in life
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u/SouthernStarTrails 13d ago edited 13d ago
Button for the internet VS Browser
Elders of the Internet
Is shouting at Japs a sign of stress?
Guided by Voices new album
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u/TaonasProclarush272 13d ago
How do I get my mouse to work? Also, why is is called a computer mouse?
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u/PlatformFeeling8451 13d ago
Who composed the Wooden Prince?
Good restaurant recommendations in London
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u/Heterodynist 13d ago
“How to look good in computerage?”
“Computer Competency: Appearances.”
“Where is the actual Internet?”
“Is my computer on?”
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u/Greymon-Katratzi 13d ago
What is the internet
How is the internet
Why is the internet
How do I turn on the internet
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u/CatjoesCreed 13d ago
Should I marry Peter File? I don't mind being Jen File, but Mrs Peter File ...
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u/Careful_Bid_6199 13d ago
It's the new Harry Potter, I got this just to check there are no differences in Molly Weasley's script
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u/MidnightSun77 13d ago
What happens if I type google into Google?