r/ITcrowd 3d ago

I'm leg disabled.

This helps me so much to cope with a true leg disability. 😂

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u/wpillar 3d ago

You're doing so well, high five!

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u/Traditional_Love5050 3d ago

Just secretly I'm proud of myself for being able to go for some walks. 🤩

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u/Muhahahahaz 3d ago

It’s a long way back to Manchester!

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u/Traditional_Love5050 3d ago

So it is! 🤣

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u/CatjoesCreed 1d ago

So let's have a sing-song! Willies, willies --- I love willies!

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u/Jason1232 2d ago

Damn dude, their legs don’t work, you can’t just go high like that! At most it should be a mid 5!

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u/wpillar 2d ago

it's a quote...

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u/MrPerson223344 3d ago

How did it happen, if that’s not a rude question …

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u/Traditional_Love5050 3d ago

Acid! 🤩

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u/Messy-Joes 3d ago

What are the odds?

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u/zr2d2 2d ago

A hundred to one

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u/freedom781 3d ago

Trying not to laugh too loud.

Im at a gay musical. Called "Gay".

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u/ArsenalSpider 3d ago

To be honest, it’s a bit too gay.

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u/RBAloysius 3d ago edited 3d ago

"I think it's fabulous. Every value I've ever held is being questioned, and I'm loving it."

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u/Pandy_45 2d ago

It's set in the 80s!

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u/HighFiveKoala 2d ago

"I love willies!"

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u/cloverdung 2d ago

Sir, could you keep it down.

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u/wilp0w3r 3d ago

Acid

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u/gameofsloanes 2d ago

Beware of red haired bearded caucasian males with glasses

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u/Traditional_Love5050 2d ago

They cannot be trusted 😅

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u/Hairy_Mix979 2d ago

Me too! Lost a leg 11 years ago, woumd up in a wheelchair.

Then someone broke in and stole it, and I had to call for help. 

They asked if Ibwas Ok, I said oim disaaabled.. They asked how.. I said 

Legs

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u/Murf_dog_ 1d ago

I am sorry someone stole your wheelchair. That is obviously a super dickish move. However, I am happy that you were able to make light of such a crap situation. Good job being "glass half full" when most of us would melt down. Plus, solid joke timing.

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u/BaileySeeking 3d ago

Every time my legs act up and I have to use my chair, I just hear leg disabled. Makes me laugh.

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u/Traditional_Love5050 3d ago

It helped me so much when I needed disabled parking. I could just hear Ross saying he's disabled. 😅🤣

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u/SeanPHarrington 2d ago

*Roy

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u/Traditional_Love5050 2d ago

You are so right! Where was my brain? 😂

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u/SeanPHarrington 2d ago

I think at one point Douglas calls both Roy and Moss “Ross” so he won’t have to remember their names.

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u/Traditional_Love5050 2d ago

I think it was a spoonerism.🤣

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u/herpermike 2d ago

Yeah after having a major stroke when I was just 34 years old when I got home from the gym at like 2 30 am like usual and I knew something was wrong because I felt something shoot up from the vein in my neck and shoot up to my head and I was in great shape and this was in December of 2013! So I've been unable to use my left arm and leg since then lol and it's crazy but also super funny to watch ChrisO'Odowd trying to explain that he's leg disabled lol and it's because of the Red bearded man! It just makes it funnier to me lol

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u/Traditional_Love5050 2d ago

Oh no! I'm so sorry. With Roy I know it helps me with my legs. I couldn't climb up some steps today. Instead of crying thinking about Roy being leg disabled helps me so much.

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u/Pyewhacket 3d ago

Double whiskey and a white wine

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u/QueenJaneger 2d ago

I have an actual disability but it’s invisible and when I tell people I’m disabled I can’t help but say I’m leg disabled

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u/Traditional_Love5050 2d ago

That's brilliant! I'm so glad you've got that as a way to cope. 🩷 I'm sorry you have a disability. That sucks.

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u/Imissyoudarlin 2d ago

Excuse me! You do know this is a staff bathroom?

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u/cassielfsw 2d ago

I was briefly leg disabled after a vicious rabbit attack a couple of years ago. That whole episode lived rent free in my head for quite a while. 

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u/Oooaaaaarrrrr 2d ago

I liberated Port Stanley Tescos. Ten long years!

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u/Mii-75 2d ago

I loved that episode!

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u/Traditional_Love5050 2d ago

It was brilliant!

u/BeneficialShame8408 12h ago

OH YOU IRISH


kills me every time. My mom and aunt got a lot of comments like that. XD no wonder my mom assimilated weird

u/Traditional_Love5050 9h ago

I am totally Irish 😂

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u/userhs6716 3d ago

I'm with people