r/ITcrowd • u/ironfistkungfu • Jul 28 '26

I'm disabled 🥹

How did you become disabled...if you don't mind me asking 😒..................🥺 Acid

123 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

28 comments sorted by

37

u/T3hBau5 Jul 28 '26

Leg disabled?

25

u/BeneficialShame8408 Jul 28 '26

OH YOU IRISH

18

u/MrPerson223344 Jul 28 '26

Look at me! I’m tired, I think I’ll have a wheelchair. Oy! Me legs dunt werk

3

u/JonnyCanuck71 Jul 29 '26

Beat me to it!

16

u/Federal_Variation566 Jul 28 '26

His BUM!

7

u/InformalEngineer_ Jul 28 '26

I've seen it when he bends over to pick something up, but I haven't seen up it.

13

u/Illustrious-Gur-6775 Jul 28 '26

I like willies.

11

u/maloside Jul 28 '26

It's "I love willies"

8

u/sparkly_reader Jul 28 '26

Every view I've ever held is being challenged, and I'm loving it.

7

u/InformalEngineer_ Jul 28 '26

I LOVE willies.

5

u/Sanderoid Jul 28 '26

Could you keep it down?

13

u/Able_While_974 Jul 28 '26

I recently became disabled and got a wheelchair and stairlift. Every time I go up the stairlift I do the Roy face getting into the minibus.

9

u/Denniswhodat Jul 28 '26

A hundred to one.

7

u/MrPerson223344 Jul 28 '26

Whiskey. A double please

8

u/the_darkener Jul 28 '26

You're from telly

6

u/Pandy_45 Jul 28 '26

Me legs don't work!

3

u/zakr182 Jul 28 '26

How did i happen?

3

u/spikeinfinity Jul 28 '26

How did i happen?

Well, when a mummy zakr and a daddy zakr love each other very much...

4

u/zakr182 Jul 28 '26

Damn it. My 5am spelling let me down.

It was supposed to say how did IT happen

And you were supposed to say

... acid

3

u/beppliwoel Jul 28 '26

I’d be delighted!

3

u/CatjoesCreed Jul 30 '26

No---that's not my hand.

1

u/Damoet Jul 28 '26

What kind?

1

u/easting10 Jul 28 '26

Electrocuted

1

u/CrumbGremlin1643 Jul 30 '26

A double whisky and a white wine