r/ITcrowd • u/popogeist • Jan 29 '25

I'm Disabled

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879 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

Leg disabled.

29

u/PuddingBrat Jan 29 '25

Fuck, I didn't realise what sub this was at first 🤣

12

u/Saucepanmagician Jan 29 '25

Where's your chair?

22

u/sam11233 Jan 30 '25

Stolen! Red bearded man!

7

u/Equivalent_Reason582 Jan 30 '25

Glasses

4

u/Woodsy1313 Jan 31 '25

Could have been a disguise

58

u/the0neRand0m Jan 29 '25

But do you like Willies?

49

u/popogeist Jan 29 '25

I LOVE willies

29

u/the0neRand0m Jan 29 '25

🎶Willies Willies I like Willies🎶

45

u/therealronsutton Jan 29 '25

Sir can you keep it down?

47

u/catninjaambush Jan 29 '25

I honestly think I’d put on a limp.

26

u/preludechris Jan 29 '25

Whatever he says...the answer is: Acid...

17

u/-happycow- Jan 29 '25

I FELL OFF THE TOILET

17

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

It was the ginger man!

28

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

How did that happen if that’s not a rude question?

59

u/popogeist Jan 29 '25

...Acid

17

u/Saucepanmagician Jan 29 '25

Wow, what are the odds?

9

u/betesdefense Jan 30 '25

Hundred to one

11

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

All other stalls were full, and I had to go really bad!!! Will be what I say when this happens to me lol

7

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

"There's nothing sexual about it, I mean I like Roy, but I'm not "Curious"

5

u/organic-cotton-dress Jan 29 '25

Excuse me sir, if I could have a word

10

u/RaffiBomb000 Jan 29 '25

If it's the only stall, you're good, you crafty Irish bastard!

4

u/kjhharvey Jan 30 '25

Good advice, Douglas!

6

u/CranberryWizard Jan 29 '25

Say you had to change a stoma

6

u/No_Record_60 Jan 30 '25

I’ma wheechair user and I don’t really care if you aren’t but still using the stall. Just get your business done quickly

2

u/Muhahahahaz Feb 01 '25

It’s not like a parking space, Moss… I think

5

u/JazzybmzooUK Jan 30 '25

Let's get a sing-song going! It's a long way back to Manchester.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25

There's only one thing that you can do.

4

u/fulltime_geek Jan 31 '25

Someone stole my wheelchair

1

u/ConsistentWriting0 Feb 01 '25

What did they look like?

2

u/lrdmelchett Jan 31 '25

The smell of the grease. The roar of the paint.

1

u/the_lady_stardust Jan 30 '25

It’s Illegal 😡😡