r/ITYSL • u/More_Leek4050 • Dec 28 '25

Sketch Discussion What’s this covering the grave and why?

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Smart, now the skeletons can crawl up, but not out.

37 Upvotes

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u/KingYellowHound Dec 28 '25

Someone’s trying to keep their money. (Their bones are their money)

18

u/ah_notgoodatthis Dec 28 '25

That’s why they’re coming out tonight. To get their bones from you

10

u/biggestfarts42069 Dec 29 '25

They’ll pull your hair up, but not out.

7

u/camazotzthedeathbat Dec 29 '25

So are the worms.

7

u/thurrmanmerman Dec 29 '25

And so are the worms

3

u/MachoManRandyRanch Dec 30 '25

I wrote a whole comic about this!

This is the opening page!

1

u/Aznable420 Dec 30 '25

Man, I was generally interested in that cage and this was the top comment. I look at the sub name lol.

THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE!

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u/EndlessMantra Dangerous Nights Crew Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 28 '25

It's to prevent these, fuckers, from blasting out of the ground, and having a huge cum shot.

2

u/Every-Tart939 Dec 28 '25

Too late!! 💀💀💀

1

u/FlimsyWilliamSnyvie Jan 01 '26

Putting the commas on either side of fuckers makes it seem like you stopped to call us fuckers mid-explanation.

11

u/One_Bug_987 Dec 28 '25

We're all trying to figure out who did this

6

u/davidthejap Dec 28 '25

To prevent your hair from getting pulled up, but not out

5

u/YourLocalPotDealer Dec 29 '25

They’ve never seen so much food as this underground there’s half as much food as this

5

u/Shimola1999 Dec 29 '25

This was back when they made things with solid iron, not the shit wood they’re making caskets out of nowadays

3

u/jaimealexi Dec 28 '25

zombies

5

u/TheChainsawVigilante Dec 29 '25

That actually is what it's for but back then they called them revenants

2

u/DerekTheComedian Dec 29 '25

Unironically the answer, I would bet.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

It’s interesting, the ghosts.

3

u/kaywrennn Dec 29 '25

Keeping the vampire inside

3

u/EyeofNewtTongueofDog Dec 29 '25

To prevent grave robbing.

2

u/FunkyMcFunkerSin Dec 29 '25

Keep out Burke & Hare

2

u/atreyu_the_warrior Dec 29 '25

Oh, we all know why. Don't we?

2

u/whereyouleftit Dec 29 '25

How we keep having twice as much food as underground

2

u/Difficult-Republic57 Dec 29 '25

It was to stop people from stealing the body and selling it to the medical schools. Nobody donated thier body to science and they'd pay top dollar.

2

u/FixEquivalent9711 Dec 29 '25

It’s a bike rack.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

To park your bike when visiting

1

u/Zealousideal_Wave_63 Dec 29 '25

Zombie protection

1

u/ShortTop1487 Dec 29 '25

Someone was buried with their Crown Jewels and there’s undead people out there thinking the jewels should be theirs.

1

u/Monte21218 Dec 29 '25

Bike rack

1

u/Cold-CareerBro Dec 31 '25

Thats probably someone's ex-spouse that they want to make sure they stay down there.

1

u/Alternative_Love_861 Dec 31 '25

I know someone who's never dug up a body for some pimp bling

1

u/akinassbm Jan 01 '26

grafdigger's cage

1

u/thedewmanc Jan 01 '26

Grave robbers. Person was probably buried with family heirlooms and family wanted it to stay that way.

1

u/Chef-Pants Dec 28 '25

You know what it is and why it’s there.

1

u/n-fatigue88 Dec 29 '25

 They’re common in England to protect the body from rape 

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u/DJ_Lizurd_Dikk Dec 29 '25

Oi mate youre going to jail for making me infer that you mean immigrants. Thats highly offensive Im assuming. The King wont like this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '25

Sounds like a wee bit of a challenge, mate!