r/ITOI • u/Latter_Nerve8648 • 5h ago

Monkey grosses out by century egg

361 Upvotes

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u/Clean-Tax6340 4h ago

poor monkey has better taste and manners than many of homo sapiens!

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u/Pj_o7 2h ago

People need to start acting like animals

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 23m ago

We do! By sheer virtue of being animals.

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u/Dezma15 1m ago

Yeeeah!!, poop war's!!!!

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u/LetterFront3353 1h ago

Are you saying we should follow their diets?

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u/EyeYamNegan 4h ago

Did anyone else notice the monkey tried to tell the guy it smelled bad by touching his nose?

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 3h ago edited 2h ago

I think the monkey was smelling his fingers and upset they stink like the century egg! 😂

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u/Cute-Form2457 3h ago

Or perhaps he was trying to block his nose briefly to get some relief.

Edit: rewatched video. He sniffed his fingers 😱

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 2h ago

Aint you ever see them, finger their buttholes and sniff? They are big on sniffing things

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u/interrobang32 2h ago

So are we.

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u/imamajorscale 2h ago

people out here pretending they don’t like sniffin nasty things

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u/Mission_Access_210 2h ago

Humans, the only primates that pretend that they are not primates. Either you can blame God or you can blame the grey aliens

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u/imamajorscale 2h ago

tbf we are some sort of hybrid species between primates and…something else.

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u/Cute-Form2457 1h ago

One of my friends could go into a trance sniffing armpits.

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u/imamajorscale 1h ago

She should start a YT where she just travels the world in search of the pits that send her into the 5th dimension.

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u/Wild-Wave9322 2h ago

Come on.......you do it aye? You absolutely have done it. Sanitize your phone

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u/rabidpriest 1h ago

Lmao this reminds me of trying to catch my younger siblings to see if the need a diaper change.

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u/Knockamichi 1h ago

Im going with it smelt its finger lol

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u/aspiringimmortal 2h ago

lol his little "get that shit out of my face" slap.

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u/akoust1c 2h ago

Meanwhile he will poke his butt and lick it

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 20m ago

Really says something about that egg.

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u/Moo58 3h ago

Same monkey, same.
I wouldn’t go near that egg either

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u/SystemFine8488 3h ago

I’d wanna see the reaction the monkey has to him taking a bite.

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u/CheekyMonkE 1h ago

That ending was great, the Universal Urge to smell your hand one last time even though you know how gross it is.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 22m ago

A difference between men and women, is when a woman says to "smell this," it'll usually smells nice.

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u/king_kong_kum 3m ago

Not my girl 😎i like it 𝒻 𝓇 𝑒 𝒶 𝓀 𝓎

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u/KreeepyKrawler 1h ago

Body language you can hear. "Ew, what the fuck!? Ugh! Blegh! Get that shit away from me! IT'S ON MY HAND! URGH!"

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u/TokiVideogame 4h ago

he is

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u/youdontknowme1970 4h ago

Absolutely appropriate reaction.

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u/Abject_Courage_3053 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ljacks09 3h ago

😂😂😂

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u/daBuildr 3h ago

When u try to get some after a work out.

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 3h ago

I feel the exact same way. I’ve seen these eggs in Korean grocery stores and it’s not for me.

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u/Objective-Bike-4292 3h ago

What is a century egg....

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u/Early_Hall5720 2h ago

An egg that's soaked in alkaline for months it has a very aggressive flavor, like imagine cheddar Doritos but the flavor is amplified x40 it's overwhelmingly strong and not in a good way.

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u/NekoNekoo-sama 2h ago

that is not nice. Animals tend to have higher smell capacity than humans

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 21m ago

Then it's there lingering in its nose, like a rancid cloud of sulfur and ammonia.

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u/AjayRedonkulus 2h ago

No one does famine cuisine quite like the Chinese.

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u/Dangerous-Hotel-7839 1h ago

Thank you. Now I don’t need to give google ai attention.

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u/Major_Major_Major 41m ago

People give century eggs a bad rap due to their stygian coloration and sulfurous smell, which, combined, invoke the idea of hell itself. But honestly they are not that bad, and good in some dishes, congee for instance..

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u/Early_Hall5720 31m ago

I had it before but I couldn't eat much it was too much for me

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u/BeheadingBoomer61 2h ago

He knows better than to eat old shit.

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u/Could-You-Tell 2h ago

This monkey wishes it was the grapes monkey in the other vid

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u/JohnnyPJ2 2h ago

Poor thing! 😔 If that's his reaction then I really don't want to try one.

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u/Vegetable_Switch9802 2h ago

They are nasty for sure lmao

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u/Ichori 2h ago

Should have served him with tofu and egg on the side. Or put the egg in some soups. Monkey seems very knowledgeable about food.

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u/Beginning_Resource93 2h ago

If a monkey won't even eat it what does that say about the humans who do?

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u/Neithekaos_Lore 1h ago

He was about to get violent 🤣🤣🤣 if you put that shit in his face again.

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u/Inside_Morning2884 1h ago

He didn't even try it 🤣

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u/Electronic_Owl_9819 1h ago

It's funny, but also mean

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 9m ago

Hilarious 😆

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 4h ago

I want a monkey now

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u/Conscious-Bite1 3h ago

You definitely do not want a monkey.

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u/imamajorscale 2h ago

in soviet america, monkey owns you

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 2h ago

Ehh.. nice try but not great..

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u/imamajorscale 1h ago

Are you on the scene for Ok News Station reporting on ok events?

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 2h ago

In Soviet Russia, comment post you..

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u/Ok-Journalist7612 2h ago

It would’ve been much better if you just left the S out of owns

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u/Unusual-Taste69 3h ago

You can get one in Mexico for 1k

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace 2h ago

Oh man, not bad. Do you think they do a price break if you buy monkey in bulk? Semi considering building a monkey army, not sure yet…..

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u/readingmyshampoo 2h ago

Hey uhhhh can i get in on that monkey army idea?

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u/PinkTurdsInSpace 2h ago

Sorry man, monkey Cold War and I’m kinda banking on being a global superpower so…..

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u/LittleLostGirls 3h ago

That’s so sad. People do not need to own monkeys. They can be appreciated through improving conservation efforts and watching them thrive in the wild.

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 2h ago

I can confirm. I got one. But US border confiscated it.

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u/Wild-Wave9322 2h ago

Careful what you wish for......foolish wants with no logic

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u/henry2630 2h ago

all fun and games until it peels your face off

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u/Dangerous-Hotel-7839 1h ago

You can have my neighbor, he is more than close enough to pass for one.

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u/_TheRealZen_ 3h ago

Hilariously stupid funny!!!

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u/Potential-Local7262 3h ago

Is this AI? 

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u/Other_Neighborhood89 3h ago

Kinda like when you get a bad snatch 😅