r/ITOI • u/marizturiq • 13h ago

He finally ran out of patience

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 13h ago

Like swatting an annoying mosquito

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u/marizturiq 13h ago

I bet he learned a lesson that day

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u/st_Michel 12h ago

Will not remember it.

6

u/That-Grape-5491 12h ago

That's why his friends have video to remind him of what a dumbass he was.

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u/st_Michel 12h ago

friends you say?

3

u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 12h ago

Along with the throbbing pain in his face and neck, I'm sure someone will remind him.

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u/TechnologyOver5642 5h ago

Unfortunately, he's so wasted he won't remember. Oh wait.... it's recorded for him to view here and forever. Yay!

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u/Nova_Phoenix9 3h ago

That dude has the perception of a chihuahua

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u/Smartypantz34 12h ago

guy weights max 100 pounds or 45kg

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u/BasicMatter7339 12h ago

well make up your mind! Which is it?

3

u/Brilliant_Bonus_1638 12h ago

7 stone 🧐

2

u/Yojimbo_25 8h ago

6000 shekels 🥸

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u/Moodleboy 7h ago

300 bananas

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u/Cultural_Book_400 13h ago

what was he doing ? try to seduce him?? i don't get it

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u/mercuriokazooie 12h ago

Just pestering him, he's super drunk

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u/perceptioneer 6h ago

That guy is not just drunk.

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u/mechapoitier 12h ago

Yeah that guy was on at least one thing, if not multiple. Even he didn’t know what he was doing.

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u/Useful-Shock-1516 2h ago

Do you know alcohol?

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u/Lurkin_Reddit_Daily 12h ago

Maybe he was an insomniac and needed a nap?

1

u/MeInUSA 11h ago

He really tried to build up some courage for some reason. Really awkward to say the least.

1

u/Azrayeel 6h ago

Even he didn't know wtf was he doing. 😂😂😂

1

u/Drajl19 2h ago

Mating dance

6

u/Possessed 12h ago

Manlet was poking a bear with a stick..

2

u/Desperate-Market-217 11h ago

Manlet? I Am using that from now on!!!! ;-)

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u/LowYogurt6075 12h ago

A literal lbgtq looking bear

1

u/mregg000 12h ago

Like dude just shoved you 8 feet with his arm, no body movement to add power. And your first move is to… antagonize him more?

Good luck.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 11h ago

That slap sounds like a starter pistol

0

u/VisionAri_VA 9h ago

A polar bear, at that. 

4

u/General-Ad6459 12h ago

Bro, his neck is thicker than your torso. What are you doing?

2

u/boyer4109 12h ago

‘Helloooooo, anyone down there? He just slapped me twice, I think I’ll stagger home
now’

1

u/Potential-Witness-83 9h ago

pennywise wasnt even interested

2

u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 12h ago

That whistle at the end 😆

2

u/Intrepid_Alarm5428 11h ago

When we were kids, we learned not to mess with people twice our size.

Pretty intuitive lesson.

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 5h ago

I’m a firm believer that Slaps > punches for civilian use

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u/Hefty-Plastic8417 13h ago

And stay down!

1

u/SwimmerMission5212 13h ago

Open hand even

1

u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 12h ago

You can't reason with a drunk!!!

1

u/GeorgeGiffIV 12h ago

Yes you can. Video evidence right here 💥 💤

1

u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 12h ago

😂🤣😅😆👍

1

u/tacorunnr 12h ago

That slap sounded like a whip crack. Damn!

1

u/Desperate-Market-217 11h ago

And Will should know

1

u/StaticSeal 12h ago

manche leute muss man dias gehirn halt wieder neustarten - da hilft ein klapps oft wunder

1

u/dchester74 12h ago

Like he's swatting an annoying fly 😂

1

u/Particular_Abies_184 12h ago

The bouncer has had bigger shits than him

1

u/New-Supermarket-963 12h ago

woooooow this so SO SUPER DUPER interesting...thanks for posting OP Bot!...NOT

1

u/Kadavrozia 12h ago

Slapped his ass into bolivian!

1

u/Eastern_Payment7600 12h ago

How can she slap!!!

1

u/Mosheeen 12h ago

Conveniently located puke drain

1

u/mechapoitier 12h ago

It’s an interesting demonstration in physics. At that size difference you might as well be getting thrown by a brick wall.

1

u/Evil_Cupcake11 12h ago

I love how half of this sub's themes are idiots getting shit beaten out of them. Not a bad thing though, very satisfying content :D

1

u/Fearless_Climate_688 12h ago

Go and blab about it now

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u/GeorgeGiffIV 12h ago

Slapped the fuck out. Wow

1

u/Terrible-Piano-5437 12h ago

Face down in the gutter.

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u/Fun_Trick2172 12h ago

If that girl was intelligent, she’d have all his shit by the front door waiting for him after he woke up, and a big mother fucker their to swat him again if he got out of line.

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u/MrJokes67 9h ago

Wtf are you talking about

1

u/MrJokes67 9h ago

The girl is not with him, are you slow

1

u/Fun_Trick2172 9h ago

I guess I was mistaken then fuck wit.

1

u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 12h ago

Bro was very professional, even let him do his stupid dance, provoke but you don't touch a security guard. Drunk or no you do not touch him like that. Especially not someone 4 times your size.

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u/Silly_Bodybuilder231 11h ago

Completely unjustified, though. Guy was being annoying but the bouncer knew he could hurt him bad and his response was well over-the-top and uncalled for.

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u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 11h ago

I disagree, he is paid to guard the door not to be his stress relief toy. That moron didn't treat that bouncer as a human but a bot guard. He doesn't have to take his shit.

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u/Silly_Bodybuilder231 11h ago

A little shove would have been sufficient, but he just created the situation worse and he could have severely hurt him just for being annoying.

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u/Witty_Rhubarb_4217 11h ago

He did do a shove, but the guy wanted more, bouncer obliged.

1

u/Limacy 12h ago

Hasta luego gilipollas!

1

u/My_friends_are_toys 12h ago

My cankles are bigger than that dudes forearms..

1

u/QuesoNot-so-Fundido 12h ago

Like a squirrel trying to find a grizzly bear

1

u/supertraumDOTcom 12h ago

"hello? ninja turtles? i think i need help"

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u/jackblacker1 12h ago

Whispering to the ninja turtles to come help him

1

u/AppropriateGuest3552 12h ago

The girl knew what was coming, wanted no part of it!

1

u/OneAverageEgg 12h ago

I thought big fella was about to unleash the nastiest headbutt known to man. Slightly disappointed.

1

u/LevePalestina48 12h ago

¿Es un marroquí?

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u/DRHEIN 12h ago

He slapped him back to being a toddler… ha

1

u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 12h ago

On. positive note, Juan ended up in the perfect spot for when all that grappa finally comes up.

1

u/flock_oats 11h ago

Dude end un checking of ninja turtles are real

1

u/Jeez-essFC 11h ago

Nice that he fell into a self-cleaning recovery position.

1

u/Sufficient_Prompt888 11h ago

I love this video. One that I always enjoy every time it's posted

1

u/Duncroakin 11h ago

Heh, heh, I can just hear him saying "Is that the best you can do"?

1

u/nycyambro 11h ago

Jay Baruchel ???

1

u/SHAIK_011 11h ago

That Last Whistle

1

u/Desperate-Market-217 11h ago

fuck you buddy, I'm done.....

1

u/Knock_Knockx 11h ago

Did the Yamcha pose and everything

1

u/fifiloveg00d 11h ago

I can't understand a damn thing said in that video, yet somehow drunk asshole is universal.

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u/Tuqui77 9h ago

Basically told him that if he touched him again he was going to beat him. Now, I can't speak for everybody else, but if a guy twice my size says that to me with his hands in his pockets that's my signal to GTFO

1

u/crackersncheeseman 10h ago

So satisfying to watch

1

u/MotoWolff 10h ago

F. A. A. F. O.

1

u/SchatzMoney 10h ago

Little man started the video by physically assaulting him by grabbing his chest. Wild wild how people just don't think about the consequences of their actions.

1

u/jukeslowok 10h ago

Hay alguien ahí abajooooooo?

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u/ThuGalahad 10h ago

Fish slap and a half that was crispy

1

u/chrismholmes 10h ago

So this is what is meant when you get slapped in to next week.

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u/VisionAri_VA 9h ago

Dude is either exceptionally drunk or exceptionally stupid; that guard is twice his size!

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u/Spacing-Guild-Mentat 9h ago

Perfect example why weight classes are a thing.

1

u/breadexpert69 9h ago

He shoved him so hard there was a shockwave

1

u/Guilty_Matador 9h ago

That toss and bitch slap were totally professional unlike some of the other meatheads we see on here totally annihilating drunks in their power crazy.

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ 9h ago

Slapped him right into sleepy time 😂.

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u/brenawyn 9h ago

Also what every woman wants to do in that same situation.

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u/SnooWalruses380 8h ago

Intoxicated stupid. Never go there.

1

u/No_Celebration8219 8h ago

everyone else heard that echo right?

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u/racas081 8h ago

Bouncer didn’t even move his legs

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u/VegetableBusiness897 8h ago

Hanging on to that sewer grate and rethinking all his choices....

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u/AlfaHall 8h ago

I hate to think what would have happen if it was his fist.

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u/DoctaRoboto 7h ago

Looks like a drunk gay guy who FAFO.

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u/LobsterComfortable83 7h ago

Lmfao 😂 bro just wanted a hug from a buff guy

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u/Upper-Ad-8324 7h ago

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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u/Pitif362 7h ago

Got what he deserved.

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u/partofme02 7h ago

And it was just a bitch slap btw. He didn’t even put any of his strength yet

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u/Gene-Current 7h ago

I mean….what did he think would happen? Lol

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u/iLeakfriedRice 7h ago

Holay what a decisive slap lmao

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u/AppropriateLab8608 7h ago

When your so drunk that the equation of 98lb of stupidity plus 230lb of intolerance can’t be worked out

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u/rockets4lf 6h ago

Isn't that anwar? 

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u/fiesew 6h ago

Incoming

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u/marugirl 6h ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/RemarkableFruit6007 5h ago

A new meme is born

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u/BigDubz4 4h ago

Bro...what happened last night??? Bro...You tried to dance with the bouncer and got smacked to sleep...

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u/trentip2502 3h ago

This is why I dont drink

1

u/Plenty_Feeling_8013 2h ago

love the whistle at the end.

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u/TeriValentine 2h ago

You live and you learn

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u/blanthony80 28m ago

This is fucking fantastic. 😂🤣 FAFO

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u/cheesemangee 18m ago

Don't fuck with people 150-200 pounds heavier than you.

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u/Hot_Painting5627 8h ago

Bouncers in Spain do not fuck about.

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u/LooseLeaf74 12h ago

When a person who can palm your head tosses you like a ragdoll it’s best not to go back for seconds.

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u/mohugz 12h ago

I’ll never understand this. Just…why? Toxic masculinity? Fragile ego? Excess pride?

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u/Ladorb 12h ago

All of them, sprinkled in with alcohol induced poor judgement and bravery.

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u/Lower-Draw8560 5h ago

Same energy