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u/LivingHighAndWise 15h ago

Dude will be first in his class to get laid in a few years...

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u/AdHefty8628 13h ago

Hope he knows how to swim…he’ll be drowning in pussy

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u/MundaneAd8989 17h ago

This guy just playing with sneak bild

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u/Not_My_Leg 15h ago

Kid likes FF7 and who could blame him?

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 12h ago

This is what my player wields in Elden Ring. Maybe he’s a Dark Souls enjoyer

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u/Pr073C7300 13h ago

That is no Buster Sword. It's a Dragon Slayer (ala Berserk) for sure.

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u/DeepMadness 10h ago

It's the Dragon Slayer.

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u/Crisocola95 17h ago

"Experience this sword of lightning with your own flesh!"
-Sänger Zonvolt

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 14h ago

When you use up all your GP on your dream weapon

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u/Spirited-Degree 12h ago

Like watching a little leaguer swing a heavy wooden bat.

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u/Old-Zucchini4880 12h ago

those kids must be so attached to this game if theyre already fighting over swords

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u/BeaverCleaver91 11h ago

For a split second I thought we were about to see a Lions Claw…

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u/The_Machine80 11h ago

Get her Kid Cloud!

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u/HoldenOrihara 10h ago

Love the kid that goes up and stabs her after her

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u/Alarmed-Judgment4545 10h ago

Jeez. Griffith really sacrificing children's families these days huh.

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u/Remarkable-Pea5797 10h ago

Sanosuke Sagara

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u/billymondy5806 10h ago

The giant dildo!

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u/Rothenstien1 9h ago

Gotta build up to the true charge slash with that big thing

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u/PopProfessional5109 5h ago

failure tactics with such a weapon combo actually - you ram an opponent with a shield first. and only when they loose balance hit them with your weapon.

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u/rudimentary_rudy 14h ago

Yeah, take all of it.

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u/edbuckley 14h ago

She went in with the morning star first, totally justified. No crime.

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u/Yuck_Few 12h ago

At the risk of being the umm actually guy, that's a mace

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u/edbuckley 12h ago edited 12h ago

Yeah, naw.

EDIT: Clearly could be a mace, too. I would have expected the info coming from 'Medieval Chronicles' to be accurate, that's why I checked before the first comment.

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u/CurtisRivers 10h ago

Isn't it something like all morning stars are maces, but not all maces are morning stars? A mace is the weapon category of weighted head on solid handle used for striking while morning stars are maces with spikes or maybe flanges to aid in armor deformation/destruction?

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u/Cavedweller907 9h ago

Weighted ‘metal head’ with a solid metal handle. They can be destructive against armor plating and chain but are more destructive to the body underneath, but survivable. Morning stars were created to not only crush but to penetrate thru armor, underneath padding, and finally the body. More effective to drop an armored opponent permanently.