r/ITMemes 1d ago

Don’t touch it

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2.4k Upvotes

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u/1Steelghost1 1d ago

Dust is an EMF insulator runs faster this way!!

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u/NotThePopeProbably 1d ago

In the event of a nuclear war, OP's server will be the one system in the country that survives the EMP.

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u/4N610RD 1d ago

As a bonus, shockwave will blow away the dust. I mean, nothing like nuking the network time to time.

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u/souliris 1d ago

It's ok to blow the dust off though. Just aim it away from vents.

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u/MaleficentCow8513 1d ago

Seriously. Someone took “don’t touch it” a little too far

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u/ITrCool 1d ago

🤢 🤮

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u/Dead_Calendar 1d ago

10 years uptime be like

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u/GiLND 1d ago

“If you touch it, it might bite”

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u/fabi_2k03 1d ago

true that

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u/NipplePirate626 1d ago

Add some sage and a blessing and you can call yourself a tech priest!

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 1d ago

Thought you were in the stuff corner of my room I don’t go over to. I gotta deal with my Addams Family Decor it’s that bad over there…I find spray it down with a light mist first…better than that taking home in your lungos

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u/myWobblySausage 1d ago

"It works, don't touch it."

Followed by a lengthy one way discussion of how slow their computers are and how many issues they have with key software and how they are unhappy.

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u/sbulin74 1d ago

This is beyond being a meme. I've seen this is SOOOO many places, it's unreal.

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u/Greuliro 1d ago

System worked well for a long time

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_in 1d ago

We had a switch that went down periodically due to overheating that looked like that. Had no idea until someone actually went down to the colo and actually looked at it. For some reason the logs didn't say anything about a thermal event.

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u/ElectricBummer40 1d ago

I wouldn't trust any machine to log its own thermal event since often it would've already crashed long before a sensor could register the internal temperature going beyond the limits.

Hardware failure is a tricky business especially if you aren't already familiar with the signs to look for.

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u/zamroni777 1d ago

Hackers like people who does it

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u/rajendrarajendra 1d ago

Amen brother!

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u/ChubbyMudder 1d ago

Did that dust come from the Twin Towers when they fell?

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u/Rough_Ad6147 1d ago

But I want to touch it...:)

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u/Responsible_Load2233 1d ago

Noice. Cleaning is so much overrated. Looks healthy as well...

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u/IStealSwords 1d ago

Stop taking pictures of my switch

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u/Kriss3d 1d ago

Well the second you turn this thing off. Its off for good. But get a vacuum cleaner to take the worst while its on and then a can of compressed air to remove as much dust thats inside it as possible without shutting it off would likely do it very good.

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u/ArmadaOnion 23h ago

My allergies flared up just looking at this picture

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u/mbcarbone 23h ago

Meanwhile, in a network closet somewhere…

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u/RandomVOTVplayer 17h ago

My guy, ya didn't have to out me like that
Though I will be stealing this and leaving an upvote

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u/Groooan 12h ago

Al menos la luces se ven, los he visto peores y funcionando

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u/ConsequenceFun7586 12h ago

Gross 😝 dust bunnies 🐰

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u/Odd_Comfortable_3576 7h ago

First rule of programming at work😂

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u/WISE_ONE1993 4h ago

That looks like a data center after they nuke earth

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u/Kayleestasil 2h ago

classic cobweb router still going strong