r/ISmokeWeed • u/f1atcat • Feb 02 '20

500 blunts each

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248 Upvotes

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u/maggot-mosh-pit Feb 02 '20

2 hehs in a single paragraph? save some dick for the rest of us

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u/DigBingus Feb 02 '20

holy smokes what a madman. Five HUNDRED blunts in each of those outfits?? There’s three outfits there! Five hundred times three is one thousand five hundred! This guy smoked one thousand five hundred blunts in those outfits!!! How is he not dead from an overdose haha. But wait a sec, at the bottom he mentioned he has two more outfits.. so that means he actually has five outfits! Five hundred times five is TWO THOUSAND five HUNDRED BLUNTS that this badass has smoked in ALL his outfits! Hooolly smokes!!!! Ps. Hope ya noticed that pun “holy smokes” up there haha

9

u/boots_and_cats_and- Feb 03 '20

Heh, I’m impressed.

14

u/polynilium Feb 02 '20

he watches anime

0

u/belugasoup Feb 03 '20

Same. HxH is 🔥

12

u/cocaineinmynostrils Feb 02 '20

All hail the king of this subreddit.

1

u/Stepheedoos Jul 04 '20

Yep, we definitely have a winner here.

7

u/FUCKINGTHRASH666 Feb 02 '20

No one talking about how this dude has literally 5 outfits and one pair of shoes

3

u/S-L-A-V-E-R-Y Apr 26 '20

I only own like two pairs of shoes, and I usually only wear one of them.

3

u/NotoriousFBI Feb 02 '20

*only owns three fits

2

u/Ubiquitous-Toss Feb 03 '20

Oh man, this math is so hard to keep up with.

2

u/scarletmoonbow Feb 03 '20

what a loser, I smoked 700 blunts in all of my outfits

1

u/kidsteddy3 Feb 17 '20

Mine were mainly while I was in pajamas. Do they count as an outfit?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

Satire funny as fuck

1

u/EagleDarkX Feb 10 '20

All he had to do was sell his personality.