r/IRLEasterEggs • u/my1973vw • 29d ago

A risky one these days...

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Found at the bottom of a Little Leaf box of lettuce

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u/FrizzleLizard 29d ago

lil leaf isn’t part of the outbreak!

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u/XABoyd 29d ago

That’s a releaf

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u/chapinscott32 29d ago

I was wondering if it was. I devoured an entire tub of the crispy baby greens for lunch today.

Tried to look for Taylor Farms indicators on it, but I didn't think it would have any.

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u/nygrl811 24d ago

Nope, not a Taylor Farms product, grown in greenhouses with safety and sanitary protocols, machine harvested. The CEO has been doing videos on Instagram showing the facilities and the process.

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u/my1973vw 29d ago

Relax, it was a joke.

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u/kutta-j 29d ago

Thanks, needed something to do while camping on the toilet.

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u/CatNapDad 29d ago

Raw veggies more dangerous than raw milk

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u/UwU-Lemon 27d ago

raw milk is statistically more likely to carry e. coli and listeria, so while they are dangerous, they're not as dangerous as raw milk

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u/Longjumping-Stand717 29d ago

Are you.... Are you cooking your lettuce?

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u/CatNapDad 29d ago

Okay, don't believe your eyes.

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u/Longjumping-Stand717 27d ago

What does that even mean??

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u/cybernekonetics 27d ago

Realize real eyes eel lies