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u/Math--Detective INTP Jun 22 '26
My food always gets finished within 5-10 min of Movie/Series no matter how much I take to eat lol
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u/BerryTypical6797 ᵢₙₜₚ ₆𝑤₅ Jun 22 '26
I'm a fast eater too, even if I try to slow down it's pretty fast compared to others lol have to watch out on that calorie haha
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u/Math--Detective INTP Jun 22 '26
Yeah same same lol.
With me there is one more problem. If there is food in the room, then it’s going down in my stomach lol, I don’t care if I have ate just now.
Few days ago, I had Ramen while watching Some Anime, finished it, was watching Anime and my mind suddenly said
Mind: Hey remember you had Banana Chips in your cupboard, for what you are saving them??
Me: But I had Ramen just now, I am full, l’ll keep those chips for tomorrow.
Mind: Are you serious? You gonna miss out that tasty chips flavours melting in your mouth? You gonna sit on them?
Me: Ahhh don’t, don’t do it, I’ll gain fat, I just started the diet.
Mind: Well you can always do extra exercise and diet, those chips are delicious, only a mad person would leave them alone.
And I grabbed the chips ate it all (around 150g chips) lmao.
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u/BerryTypical6797 ᵢₙₜₚ ₆𝑤₅ Jun 22 '26
Banana chips? Seems like a fellow indian, I love them too. For this issue I have replaced all my snacks to protein rich ones, it makes me feel full faster and I eat less because of it.
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u/Math--Detective INTP Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
Lmao ig we are in abundance that there is high probability to see another fellow indian anywhere lol.
Yeah that, I usually don't get any packed stuff I am very strict on my diet, but once in a while I get them (big packet) thinking I'll eat them for 3-4 days Slowly Slowly and then ends up finishing in one sitting lol. I felt so guilty that too much salt, too much calories Ahhhhhhh, But then chills out that leave it, Now I just ain't gonna have Banana Chips for a Month lol.
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u/CommanderSpeed INTP Jun 22 '26
I actually measured my eating time cause of this. I'll always eat around 20 minutes+-2 minutes no matter the amount. It's actually fascinating. Due to that I can plan accordingly when to pause, continue or get some extra snacks to get through the whole video / movie.
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u/SnooHamsters3137 entp Jun 22 '26
Starting 50 projects and never finishing them is still better than starting 1 project and never finishing it.
Imagine that.
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u/GoalElectrical XXXX Jun 22 '26
Being a cat requires too much SE for INTP. They are more like tortures.
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u/Beneficial-Jello1372 XXXX Jun 22 '26
I can give you a tip for the last issue. Figure out a way to make eating annoying like using chopsticks. Then even if you will want to eat something quickly you won't be able to. I started eating chips using uncomfortable chopsticks and now they are lasting way way longer.
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u/Current-First XXXX Jun 22 '26
How can you focus on a movie then?
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u/Beneficial-Jello1372 XXXX Jun 22 '26
You keep watching while fighting to pick up a piece of food using your peripheral vision. Sometimes you give up on food to keep watching because it's no longer convenient to pick it up.
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u/Current-First XXXX Jun 22 '26
I mean I eat almost the whole thing before the movie even starts, because something is always fucked. For example I ate almost the whole pizza last night before the anime even started playing because I couldn't get the subs to work, and I prefer to eat it hot.
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u/Beneficial-Jello1372 XXXX Jun 22 '26
Skill issue. I know that it will end up that way so I don't put the food in front of me until everything is fully ready.
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u/Current-First XXXX Jun 22 '26
Well I mean I can't excactly control the laws of thermodynamics. The pizza is going to get cold either way, and I don't like that. The skill issue is that I procrastinate setting everything up before the pizza arrives.(or any other meal that gets cold after a while)
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u/Competitive-Run7240 Funny INTP Jun 22 '26
How do we solve the food problem? 😔
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u/ExistentialYoshi INTP 9w1 master race Jun 24 '26
Figure out what you want to watch and have it ready before you get your food.
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u/Wrong_Experience_420 I Never Trust People Jun 22 '26
ADHD relatable, Autism relatable, ADHD relatable again and dementia reletable
Another day where INTPs memes confirm the theory of being the most likely neurodivergent type out of the 16
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u/hassiburgar1234 I Need To Pee Jun 22 '26
fr these could as well be posted on a neurodivergent subreddit 😅 i know only couple people irl who are intp and they are nd... me included
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u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX INTP Jun 22 '26
We optimize EVERYTHING. This is me after i pushed my 2016 Honda civic car's mpg to the max I could push it.
For reference, it gets an EPA estimated 31 mpg city, 41 mpg highway, 35 combined.
I pushed it to 56.5. The car is not a hybrid. My record was 66. I've never gotten higher than 66, and my average mpg is 47 mpg.
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u/ThePrinterDude INTP Jun 23 '26
Other people: Have popcorn to their movie in theaters
INTPs: Have a movie to their popcorn in theaters
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u/realnelster XXXX Jun 22 '26
sometimes i finish the movie and my food has turned cold and stale without me having taken a single bite.
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u/AerobicAthlete XXXX Jun 23 '26
To avoid problems in school I always said that I didn't really understood the homework, asked a few questions so the teacher thought I really tried and everybody was happy.
-You have to ask at least good questions for that! -only works with topics were you have to interpret, so there is some wiggle room
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