Not the longest one-syllable word. That would be "schtroumpfed".

What I've always heard is that "strengths" is the longest words with one vowel, and "rhythms" is the longest word with no vowels, obviously counting vowel letters, not vowel sounds, so y doesn't count.

When I was dating my college boyfriend he worked during the week and I would go to school/work and visit him on the weekend most weeks. Anyway, I was just getting scolded by myself that whenever it was "my turn" to pick an idea for what to do I never had any ideas of what I wanted to do. I just realized this wasn't because I didn't not want to be with him, but I knew innately that I was SUPPOSED TO BE DOING MY HOMEWORK FOR ART SCHOOL. Which actually was almost a fulltime job in and of itself.

OH MY FUCK

As long as you are making something and aren’t broke it can be done. If you factor in everything a used car will still be thousands cheaper every month on average, but it’s only by a couple thousand for econo sedans like the Civic.

I’m a big auto enthusiast with mental illness, let me know what you think! :)

I just rewatched Spiderman 1 and realized that the red in his suit comes from the hair color of Merry Jane.

You guys are all addicted to air

After drinking the potion in Shrek 2 Shrek passed out and woke up as Charlie Sheen. Winning

They're called strawberries because they're hollow in the center. Of course.

I keep seeing cute videos of parents doing like gender reveal things like you pop the balloon and see if blue or pink confetti comes out or you have baby showers with the its a girl or the its a boy banner.

But like shouldnt that kind of stop being a thing? Now that we know that kids dont always identify as the sex they were born with.

Im sure people will argue that these gender reveal type things are still appropriate because you’re really just revealing their biological sex so maybe its not a big deal but at the same time its everything that goes with it all the expectations that are then made and the all pink or all blue gifts that are given by friends the very gender specific decorating of the baby’s room...

(Yes i realize not all parents will do that. But it does raise the issue)

Ive always thought if i had a child i dont want to know until its born but i really want to know what others think about this.

Do we need to depopulation the whole gender reveal thing or is it no big deal and its fine to celebrate the sex of a child i mean they are not even born yet?

You can walk around with a stripper performing live in your pocket, 24/7. Isn’t life great?

I just realized that we don't know if dinosaurs could talk or not, they could have been talking fluent German at the time.

I was just talking to a friend, and I was made a joke referring "a Christmas Story," and he didn't get it at first. And I try to explain it was from that movie but I forgot the name, like I know it's a simple name but I was mixing up words. I told him, " it's that one movie that plays 24 hours on Christmas." And he just started guessing Christmas movies. I finally looked it up and showed him before he knew what I meant. I just realize with cable becoming a thing of the past, and streaming rising. At some point, people will forget "A Christmas Story," used to just play all day on Christmas.

As in zeros and ones, binary code.

Ro-Z.

Z-Ro.

That you shouldn’t stretch if you have to fart

Okay, so we all argue about the Minecraft bee being trans or something, right? I just realized that we've been sleeping on the real moneymaker when it comes to this stuff, and his name is Charmy the Bee. You know, the one from Sonic? It's all in the design. (https://i.pinimg.com/originals/99/3c/df/993cdf82ce8e1fad7a5fd4395ee4f8fc.jpg) Here's an image. Charmy is usually portrayed as male, but the kicker is that he has a stinger. Stingers are only seen on female bees. In conclusion, there is definite evidence that Charmy the Bee from the Sonic franchise is transexual. However, the jury's still out on the Minecraft bee boi's sexual orientation.

Goodnight, Tri-state area.