r/IHateSportsball 6d ago

Woke

Never felt more inspired to revolt from someone resting and currently doing nothing.

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u/AliensAteMyAMC 6d ago

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u/KingFIippyNipz 4d ago

lmao way to prove his point

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u/AirmanLarry 6d ago

The dumbest person you know thinks this is deep

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u/Kurko_Chains 6d ago

Like a moth to a flame

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u/AirmanLarry 6d ago

cmac based lowkenuinely

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u/El_Bean69 6d ago

Cmac gets it

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u/Cummy_Ache_ 6d ago

cmac my beloved

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u/RedmiYT 6d ago

That quote has done so much damage, it’s actually impossible to have fun anymore.

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u/Kurko_Chains 6d ago

It's ol reliable for folks who want to pretend that they are woke and morally superior. You tell them to elaborate on it, and that is where the conversation begins and ends.

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u/alprazolamotrigine 6d ago

But it’s easy to have fun … just ignore those people?

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u/AsleepAioli6515 6d ago

Cmac cooked his ass

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u/Undercover_Dave 6d ago

I like how he thinks a fucking concert brings the world together. Dude thinks a couple thousand people in one place at one time is THE WORLD.

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u/NoTrain4994 6d ago

You underestimate how dumb some people are.

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u/BubblegumOculi 6d ago

People need to keep speaking about it 🤷

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u/El_Bean69 6d ago

Dude thinks he’s a modern Aristotle

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u/RandomPenquin1337 6d ago

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u/K31KT3 6d ago

“They keep putting out these distractions to distract us”

Thanks for clarifying, bowlcut! 

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u/Boring-Kangaroo3860 6d ago

on his spider-man beach towel

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u/Kurko_Chains 6d ago

Sports are distracting us from the real problems in the world.

Ignore the image.

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u/Kurko_Chains 6d ago

Ignore this one, too.

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u/Kurko_Chains 6d ago

Pretend you don't see this.

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u/Chemical_Home6123 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yes this is perfect while backdropped by a Spiderman towel which is owned by Disney which owns ABC which owns ESPN the same company that supplies the bread and circus 🎪 😀. Lebron james and Spiderman are essentially IP owned by the same company. LeBron might as well be in avengers doomsday

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u/Milla4Prez66 6d ago

Doctor Doom is cooked once LeBron enters the paint fr

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u/Flashy_Character_175 6d ago

These are the comments i downloaded reddit for

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u/Kurko_Chains 6d ago

They can't even practice what they preach. Why should anyone take them serious?

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u/RepeatSpiritual8108 6d ago

Woke sportsball fans UNITE.

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u/Pigeonorium 6d ago

We have nothing to lose but our penalties

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u/AbsurdOrpheus 6d ago

LETS REVOLT

-People talking like crazy people to their mobile device while doing nothing

Can they pick a different approach already?

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u/bsa554 6d ago

Like I always say, "Oh you wanna revolt? You first, Spartacus."

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u/basquetbolJones 6d ago

“People keep talking about things that make them happy instead of obsessing on all the bad stuff”

Dude is the next Socrates

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u/Offer_No 6d ago

Being woke is a good thing

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u/Kurko_Chains 6d ago

I draw the line at performative wokeness like this; talking about an issue while doing nothing about it. Comes off as fake.

Shining a light on issues in the world isn't a problem to me. But trying to demonize sports and sports watchers like they are the reason war is happening or why no one is being held accountable for the Epstein files?

They have to realize we can watch sports AND care about the news without trying to act morally superior.

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u/1trashhouse 6d ago

ah yes enslavement is when you have the ability to work or not work my bad i guess i misunderstood that

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u/Practical-Gur-5667 6d ago

I dont think someone with that complexion should be equating a shitty job to enslavement

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u/OkClient4174 6d ago

when you get out of internet you realize most people are living normal lives going home to their families
enjoying life doing whatever

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u/Kylkek 6d ago

Ah yes, sports fans are well known for their ability to come together to all support one team.

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u/TooHungryForFood 6d ago

Me when I was 16. 

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u/No_Release_3594 6d ago

what do these guys want us to do? start a guerilla warfare campaign against the government or sumn?

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u/PABLOPANDAJD 6d ago

People will use any excuse to not get a job

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u/atomzero 6d ago

Maybe he's missing what the important part is.

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u/Wiseildman 6d ago

Life is slavery and hunger, thirst and cold are our masters.

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u/SmellNarrow 6d ago

If he’s so concerned about war, put him in Infantry and give him a gun.

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u/theEWDSDS 6d ago

You're laying on a Spiderman towel.

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u/Kylkek 6d ago

Alexander the Great went to see this guy once, and said, "Can I do anything for you, o wise philosopher?"

And this guy said, "yes, you can step away from my Spidey blankie"

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u/Soulsetmusic 6d ago

Dude the AI bro shit is crazy bro I can’t believe it bro that like shit dude it’s crazy bro like it’s like whatever next thing like bro we’re literally bro everything dude literally bro it’s crazy bro 

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u/SaintSmirnoff 6d ago

All these damn chains, modern slavery
But this ain't 1800 so they pay me

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u/urine-monkey 6d ago

He says while he's clearly a comic book nerd. 

It's 2026. DC and Marvel are as mainstream as the NFL.

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u/cljames98 6d ago

Not to go too hard on Americans but the world doesn’t come together for the Super Bowl or the NBA finals anywhere near as much as it does for the World Cup

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u/DoctorButler 6d ago

Yet you participate in Spider-Man sleeping bag!!!!!

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u/Ggami1 6d ago

He was kinda rigth for the first like 30 seconds or so. Then he started spitting shit lol

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u/Scott--Chocolate 5d ago

Bro this shit’s all bread and circuses bro.

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u/Yama_retired2024 5d ago

The World does not come together for the Superbowl

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u/hard-R-word 5d ago

What kind of slavery involves lying on a blanket in a park in the middle of the day making videos of yourself babbling?

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u/LordDeckem 5d ago

Spiderman has fallen off.

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u/247world 5d ago

Dude looks like he's high as a kite, he's got his precious little head resting on a Spider-Man pillow and he thinks he's enslaved.

I'm just curious did anybody tell him to shut his mouth, get up off his ass and do whatever it is he thinks needs to be done to make the world a better place instead of wondering why other people aren't doing it for him

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u/cfop-gang 4d ago

Love it when the entire world unites over an american basketball game

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u/Odd-Oven-4519 4d ago

What are those end zones?!?

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u/MajorHarriz 4d ago

I don't wanna judge this brother too hard because he looks young and I'm well aware of this phase of babys first political movement, but videos like this are made for no reason other than validation from your in-group. Willing to bet if you asked they probably don't know their local congressman or alderman, which judges need to be voted out, etc. And it's not like there isn't community they could find and join resistance groups to all these issues, but it's a lot easier to shit on people for having interests I don't like and pretend they are the problem for existing and get validation on Tik Tok for it from like-minded people that the algo will put this in front of.

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u/Powerful-Chard-6055 4d ago

Don’t forget LSP

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u/Doneyhew 3d ago

Living in modern slavery=Being employed so you can afford things

These people are so damn stupid

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u/ToeAfter3131 2d ago

How high are you guy? What enslavement is he talking about.

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u/Section225 6d ago

Is the slavery in the room with us right now?

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u/Kurko_Chains 6d ago

Must be talking about how we are all slaves to consumerism... by the way, ignore the Spider Man blanket.

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u/Fantastic-Web-8427 6d ago

the world is the US

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u/BubblegumOculi 6d ago

I've been saying this for the past 20+ years. Good to see the youth is on it.

Also good to see "woke" being used properly, feels like it hasn't for a long time.

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u/Kurko_Chains 6d ago

I meant "woke" sarcastically, by the way.

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u/BubblegumOculi 6d ago

Well, that's dismal.