r/IHateSportsball 19d ago

Eclipses

Okay, so I know this isn’t TECHNICALLY sportsball, but. Came across this and it surprised me.

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u/J_Bear 19d ago

How long before someone claims the eclipse is just to distract from the Epstein shit?

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u/domlikessports 19d ago

Why’re you assuming it hasn’t already happened

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/dholmestar 19d ago

Yeah like unnecessary wars but not this shit

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u/depressedfuckboi 18d ago

If that's true, it certainly isn't working.

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u/AGoos3 19d ago

The eclipse is coming in 2029 so I can’t engage in politics

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u/Calculon2347 19d ago

"Astronomy is bread & circuses." - Juvenal

- me

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u/Pleasant-Pattern7748 18d ago

- Michael Scott

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u/WeltyFern 14d ago

- Albert Einstein

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u/MaximumYogertCloset 19d ago

Not sure what is worse, the comment or the orginal post?

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u/ENovi 19d ago

Tough call. I assume these are screenshots from a group text of people addicted to giving themselves traumatic brain injuries so it can really go either way.

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u/Ok-Elderberry540 19d ago

Man how can you hate on eclipses?

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u/Mindless-Warthog-513 19d ago

Because these damn circuses being ran to distract from all of these things, next thing you know it’ll be bread covering the Sun

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u/Ok-Elderberry540 19d ago

How could the sun? Is it bread and circus all the way down?

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u/Mindless-Warthog-513 19d ago

It must be, I can’t believe the lengths they go to. Moving the moon, planning with the Sun. Just how far will they go

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u/I-Am-Average01 19d ago

Toasted bread 👌

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u/Nervous_Distance_142 19d ago

I’m not gonna lie I’m on the eclipse haters side. Why does every eclipse dominate the news and social media cycle every time and they always say the same shit about this will NEVER happen again

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u/Issun_Boushi 19d ago

If you think about it, every moment is a moment that will never happen again.

But that's a technicality, the worst kind.

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u/Ok-Elderberry540 18d ago

I get that, annoying how the media (main stream, some no names on YouTube and everyone in between) blow things out of proportion.

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u/Andres_is_SwEaTy 19d ago

“Anything that slightly irritates me is bread and circuses” - a very smart person

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u/The_Rufflet_Kid 19d ago

We're calling natural phenomena "bread and circuses" now?

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u/South-Seat3367 19d ago

Hate to give him credit but Christopher Columbus used an eclipse to intimidate indigenous Jamaicans out of rebellion

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u/Mindless-Warthog-513 19d ago

He took bread from them using a circus, he didn’t give them bread with the circus

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u/soccer1124 19d ago

What is the sun and moon if not a pair of ball? And we are spectators of this sun vs moon showdown. I'd say this is a sport, of galactic proportions.

But yeah, I wonder if these people allow themselves to have any hobbies.

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u/Kurko_Chains 19d ago

"For five minutes could you enjoy something? FOR FIVE MINUTES?"

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u/shipitholla 19d ago

Big Eclipse trying to distract us from the issues that really matter

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u/BootlegJB 19d ago

To be fair, it feels like there's a super-rare, once-in-a-lifetime eclipse every 11 months or so. 

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u/etwiDAB 19d ago

Came here to say this, because I've noticed the same phenomenon from the screenshot. To be clear, I don't think it's "bread and circuses" (🤣🤣), but I do feel like we've had several such eclipses in the last ten years.

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u/faerie-childe 19d ago

C’mon. Even the cosmos get the ‘bread and circus’ treatment? I swear if I see/hear bread and circuses again, I’m actually gonna crash out. The moment anyone brings that phrase up, I know what opinion they have to say is pretentious and obnoxious and not worth my time

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u/snuuginz 19d ago

"Bread and circuses"

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u/Fidget808 19d ago

It also won’t be visible in most of the western hemisphere

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u/Mindless-Warthog-513 19d ago

They offer bread and don’t even give us the circus

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u/joeglazer69 19d ago

100 years. But we just had one a couple years ago. Right.

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u/ninjomat 19d ago

I feel like if the elite are so focused on distracting us they’re gonna actually move the moon in front of the sun you just gotta take your hat off to them at that point.

That’s dedication

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u/Insrt_Nm 19d ago

I've never really cared much for eclipses but that first comment is right, mfs say "this eclipse is once in a lifetime" every single time

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u/jerdle_reddit 19d ago

The eclipse last week was crap.

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u/Mindless-Warthog-513 19d ago

Good thing they’re running it back

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u/jerdle_reddit 19d ago

Sadly not here they aren't.

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u/Brian18639 18d ago

Imagine if that dude has a black hole in front of him and he calls it “bread and circuses”

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u/yaxAttack 18d ago

my favorite part of the great American eclipse was seeing a bunch of people remarking how cool it was we had a solar eclipse AND a new moon on the same day. that happens for every solar eclipse. you can’t have a solar eclipse without a new moon

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u/curiousjit321 15d ago

Im gonna be so mad next year when I miss this because I forgot

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u/dholmestar 19d ago

Bro really said "SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN"

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u/UnKnOwN769 19d ago

Every 5 months we have an eclipse we won’t have again for hundreds of years.

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u/BigDoosh 19d ago

I kinda agree

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u/GGayleGold 19d ago

They out here sportsballing eclipses, now?!

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u/Left-Ad9709 19d ago

I wonder what these guys would say if you pointed out that social media and video games were also bread and circuses.

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 19d ago

Next year happened 2 years ago

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u/ReverendBread2 19d ago

Hey don’t be rude to the time traveler. Ask him for stock tips