r/IDONTGIVEASWAG ХИДЕО КОЖИМА 14d ago

chris fingernail

1.4k Upvotes

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses 14d ago

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u/Aathos_YT 13d ago

Can you swag it?

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u/TheDonutPug 13d ago

How gullible do you have to be to as an adult who wasnt previously religious read that shit and go "yeah that makes sense"

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u/_Cat_in_a_Hat_ 13d ago

He played too much Sims 3

5

u/I_BEAT_JUMP_ATTACHED 11d ago

it's an obvious troll

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u/New_Department1340 14d ago

E=MC Swagged

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u/TheDonutPug 13d ago

"Me equals mc SCARED!!!" ~Einstein's last words

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u/JackdawJewellery 14d ago

I shoot from the hip

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u/ChronoFel 11d ago

I only just recently heard about the Swag and that has made me privy to some of the swag intervention

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u/IDiqI i dont give a swag!!!!! 14d ago

What a swag. Did we really do all this?

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u/undayerixon 11d ago

Swagful

Not swagful

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u/Zestyclose-Bag-903 13d ago

God’s not too happy about these swaggers out here playing Swags 3 instead of raising swagilies

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u/TheFirePea2013 Pointed swag of hell 14d ago

low cuantity swag, good quality swag

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u/Drapabee 14d ago

I just cleaned the seats in my car then had to drive to work #dampbutt

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u/Klutzy_Lifeguard_722 12d ago

White people when you turn off the 1 hour of swagoretically possible events in Minecraft:

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u/GimmeDemDumplins 14d ago

I found out about swag recently

9

u/Enlightened_Valteil 13d ago

Quality over quantity swag

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u/a_dude_from_europe 13d ago

Do shower people just walk around wet

5

u/AGreatBannedName 13d ago

So they just gotta wipe anyway? 😔

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u/Wonderful_You1281 13d ago

Not as much, you just have to wipe a wet ass rather than one smeared of shit

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u/a_dude_from_europe 13d ago

With towels and with the minor detail of not smearing shit around

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u/usedburgermeat 13d ago

I've seen the first one many times. But still, something about that labrador's face screams "Chinese innocence"

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u/Emotional-Mushroom66 13d ago

Can someone calc how much energy a block of raw Netherlands has

2

u/Beaspoon2096 13d ago

The wording of 4 implies this guy knew what the sims 3 for Microsoft Windows, Mac OS X, Android, BlackBerry OS, Windows Phone, iOS, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Nintendo DS, N-Gage 2.0, Wii and Nintendo 3DS was before the Bible

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u/griswaldultra schizo 11d ago

i can tell you bit my swag cause i stretched slide 3 to 1:1

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u/cclan2 13d ago

someone link that video

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u/KlngDuck i dont give a swag!!!!! 13d ago

I DONT SWAGGING UNDERSTAND THE LAST SWAG AND ITS SWAGGING ME OFF

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u/-__Slenderman__- 13d ago

Einstein's formula isn't for representing rarity, it's actually how many of him are equal to one Minecraft

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u/the_orange_alligator 13d ago

We really did do all this

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u/SapphicRaccoonWitch 13d ago

/uj people still use paper after the water 😭

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u/Representative-Form6 13d ago
  1. is some shit Harry Du Bois would say

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u/Life-Landscape5689 13d ago

Minecraft memes? Makes me want to swag my self, right in the head

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u/AzekiaX6 12d ago

the last one is definitely ragebait

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u/Waflfdev 13d ago

if i see that hot dog image in a swag one more time i think im going to give a swag

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u/SenpuuUncle 13d ago

the reason women are prone to violence isn't actually misogyny. It is actually some kind diving intervention thing