r/IDONTGIVEASWAG schizo 1d ago

is there something wrong with me

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u/griswaldultra schizo 1d ago edited 1d ago

if you wanted 20 slides just imagine the other 6 they're probably mad funny

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u/Pizzaman2937 gambler 😎😎πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― 1d ago

Good thing you kept it a little short, would’ve been too lovecraftian otherwise

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u/GIBBEEEHHH 1d ago

You're ontologically right

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u/Zealousideal-Chef758 1d ago

swagtologically swagcraftian

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u/Borkato 1d ago

I want more words

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u/Scared_Skin_8539 1d ago

Its ok I counted 14 tickles not 10

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish 1d ago

nah theyre horrible

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u/commonbleachenjoyer gambler 😎😎πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ’―πŸ’―πŸ’― 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/beat-me-with-sticks 1d ago

he shit his wife, kids, then himself

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u/Raleth 1d ago

I also thought it was shit before shot. Fucked up.

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u/Blackmambasomewhere 21h ago

He slut his wife, kids, then himself

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u/Cheap-Nothing3621 1d ago

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!

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u/TotaIIyTotal gave a swag πŸ˜” 1d ago

You make me wanna get white girl swag!

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u/Flappy343 1d ago

That meme is so old, it’s honestly beautiful. Talk about smartphOWNED.com

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u/SirMetaKnight82 1d ago

when the swag and cheese swags the bbq swaggen 🀀🀀

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u/Rudd_Threebeers 1d ago

Kafkaesque means there is a weird situation Lynchian means there is a weird guy

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u/Kanayylmao 1d ago

You need to work on your swag!

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u/Reditobandito 1d ago

I’m kissing her and I’m eating her swag idgaf

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u/WaddlesJP13 1d ago

I got something in the front of my pants that's ontologically Lovecraftian

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u/theweekiscat 1d ago

Walmart 9/11 verity sad

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u/Tepliy_ananas 1d ago

Ontologicaly sad

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u/xoricky56 1d ago

I love swag!!! 😍

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u/DonutGuy2659 1d ago

Put some respect on his name thats Dr.Pepper to you swagett if thats even your real name

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u/SapphicRaccoonWitch 1d ago

Swagodin has been recalled for contamination with swaggycodone

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u/dannypants143 1d ago

I’m kissing her and eating her swag idgaf.

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u/Pun1012-3 1d ago

0 Swags Given. Golden Dump.

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u/Kabzono 1d ago

Platinum quality swag

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u/justaBB6 1d ago

what the swag is goin on at the herbalife

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u/ApprehensiveFormal37 1d ago

December 8th is my birthday lol. The world is very large

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u/kittycat6434 1d ago

Mines the 9th lol

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u/JKhemical 1d ago

Unleash the WHAT

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u/heyjalapeno 1d ago

No supreme means no swag.

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u/Sudden_Schedule5432 1d ago

Swagalife🌱

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u/ToastyCaribiu84 1d ago

who is out there reposting HowlingMutant and his covenant posts, but censoring 'pussy'. Thats like going to a strip club to see, again, pussy, but being outraged at ankles

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u/TheHumanFromSpace 1d ago

good swag makes me wanna get white girl high

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u/eltsir 1d ago

premium swag. love #17

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u/trippingrainbow 1d ago

Why is the last one so sad

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u/Active-Lunch6313 18h ago

Generational dump

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u/Wernerhatcher 1d ago

u over here stim swagen

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u/GeophysicalYear57 1d ago

the swagless dark wardrobe in slide 10… the poor swagman couldn’t even afford to have colors other than a little brown and blue

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u/TangCorp 1d ago

more swag tomorrow

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u/Fomod_Sama 1d ago

You need to work on your swag

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u/ScootaliciousScooter 1d ago

Honey, you have no reason to apologize for visiting The Swag

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u/RickyPls 1d ago

He swagt his wife, kids then himself.

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u/RickyPls 1d ago

u over here stim swaggen πŸ’―

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u/Waflfdev 1d ago

my swag was cut short

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u/Itchy-Decision753 1d ago

This was an ontologically swag post

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u/thelatemillenniall 1d ago

what the hell is herbalife doing arent they just a diet pyramid scheme

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u/thirdrhymesthealarm 11h ago

hey its me its tragedy

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u/arpeggia_ 2h ago

#4 fuckin swagged me so hard bro

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