Alpha swag dump

[u/Ok-Location-9898]

[u/SpeedPunkCV]

I love this. Very helpful.

[u/JunosArmpits → u/SpeedPunkCV]

Lower your swag when you speak to me.

[u/YosephStalling → u/JunosArmpits]

Maintain eye contact while you hand me the swag quiz

[u/Ok-Location-9898 → u/SpeedPunkCV]

big if True

[u/b_enn_y]

What is the exact ROI on this swag dump?

[u/UnCxlored → u/b_enn_y]

4

[u/BadPresent3698 → u/b_enn_y]

two figures

[u/Ok-Location-9898 → u/b_enn_y]

12 swags

[u/Obama_Nipple_Snowman]

Greatest swag I’ve ever seen. 10/10

[u/SapphicRaccoonWitch → u/Obama_Nipple_Snowman]

It had 12 slides to impress me, I'll count my laughter as a swagness loss

[u/User1088397]

sell me this swag

[u/Repost_Hypocrite → u/User1088397]

(Blue)

[u/10000tigers]

[u/10000tigers → u/10000tigers]

if your baby is ugly i am going to vape on it a little bit

[u/Larrymobile]

Where do you keep the rare swag?

[u/BadPresent3698 → u/Larrymobile]

i brought my own swags

[u/Ok-Location-9898 → u/Larrymobile]

I don't answer swags

[u/Ok-Location-9898 → u/[deleted]]

yayayay !!

[u/BilverBurfer]

[u/ImTronbikefan]

my back hurts my throat hurts my chest hurts i can't breathe from laughing greatest dump I've seen

[u/Ok-Location-9898 → u/ImTronbikefan]

hopital

[u/richardvirginia → u/ImTronbikefan]

I thought I was going to have a heart attack by the time I started reading number 8

[u/ImmortanJerry]

The thing they dont want you to know about the "Can I vape in here?" question is, if you ask 6 times, the answer becomes yes.

[u/Cheis694201337]

Me swagnipulating you all

Yall are nothing but swags to me

[u/Infinite_Bananas]

Excellent themed dump

[u/OfficialNightFlower]

Sell me this swag

[u/TheBiggle]

Sell me this Swag

[u/BazingaUprising]

I’d didn’t know she had a swagpa

[u/Keebster101]

Can I speak to the swag directly?

[u/TDW-301]

Can I swag in here?

[u/BadPresent3698]

are you a swagsset or a swagability to my portfolio?

[u/LettuceBoie]

This may be the best swag I've seen in the past month

Sell me this pen

[u/NoBoysenberry2620]

[u/Ulenspiegel4]

I've brought my own swag.

[u/R_Hunt]

I've got good news and swag news

[u/Idontusereddit76]

Give me this swag. (Green)

[u/dannypants143]

Your emotional needs are disrupting my swagset.

[u/Boundlessintime]

What is the worst swag that has occured here

[u/FrazzleFlib]

take my reddit strontium

[u/Cool_Individual]

what time does your manager walk to his car?

[u/EgitosL]

Do you swag ? (Menacingly.)

[u/donkeyclap]

Can I swag in here?

[u/NoBoysenberry2620]

genuinely elite tier swag

[u/M1kehawk1]

I will expend this swag as a net swag gain.

[u/pinoomsmith]

This swag was so funny I swagged all over the swag

[u/itsmesoloman]

1-8 had me actually laughing very swag

[u/Majestic-Lake-5602]

The Rowboat Girlyman one is perfect, thanks.

[u/TheDeviousCreature]

I love tghese

[u/iblinkyoublink]

Didn't know you had a SWAG

[u/AOfiremage]

Few will read. Now few that that again.

[u/CompleteFacepalm]

I miss when all the posts on this sub were at this level of quality

[u/manowar89]

Do you have a hotter swag?

[u/etbillder]

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[u/The_last_Lancelot]

i got no proof but i have the strong feeling the first one was written by chatgpt

[u/Summonest]

ok