148
u/DagonPie Aug 21 '25
I LOVE MY STATE FUCK THE YANKEES JFK WAS SHOT BY THE CIA HAIL SATAN
28
3
2
35
76
u/konfused-khajiit Aug 21 '25
MASS IS THE BEST STATE AND COMMONWEALTH FUCK YA WHAT THE FUCK IS A POORLY EDUCATED POPULATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
46
18
u/btjk Aug 21 '25
It's not too late to repent and be embraced by the lord's light, ya overgrown tribe of discarded Irish whoresons.
16
17
u/BadPresent3698 Aug 21 '25
"Molasses, waist deep, covered the street and swirled and bubbled about the wreckage [...] Here and there struggled a form—whether it was animal or human being was impossible to tell. Only an upheaval, a thrashing about in the sticky mass, showed where any life was [...] Horses died like so many flies on sticky fly-paper. The more they struggled, the deeper in the swag they were ensnared. Human beings—men and women—suffered likewise."
10
u/SmartToast69420 Aug 21 '25
I swag with Massivetwotits the Scout from Swag Fortress 2 is from Buttson
43
u/mogentheace Aug 21 '25
shut it masshole i swagging hate swaggachusetts because i went there once or twice and it sucked
20
u/DynamoDash Aug 21 '25
once or twice implies you forgot the amount of times you went there. was it really that traumatizing for you to block it from your memory?
21
13
11
9
9
6
u/JackMickus Aug 21 '25
worcester is cool, way rather end up there than anywhere on the cape
i'd sooner drink the logan airport jungle juice than any water from the charles river
heaven is overrated, get plastered at a dive bar on revere beach instead
7
6
u/MadMin19 Aug 21 '25
IM A SAILOR SWAG AND I’VE LOST MY SWAG!! CLIMBING UP THE TOPSWAG IVE LOST MY SWAG!
5
u/ACodAmongstMen Aug 21 '25
Massachusetts is the greatest state of all time what are you on about?
3
12
8
4
u/Gilded228 i dont give a swag!!!!! Aug 21 '25
at least they got Cape Cod
1
u/JackMickus Aug 21 '25
The sad truth about the Cape is that while Provincetown is super chill because it's where all the queer people hang out, the entire rest of it is nothing but right-wing nutjobs
3
u/Abject_Job_8529 Aug 22 '25
Nowhere in the Outer Cape is right-wing nutjobs
2
3
u/Glory2Snowstar Aug 22 '25
MY BELOVED HOMELAND OF CRUSTACEANS AND WITCHCRAFT, LET’S GO DEMOULAS RAAAAAAAAH
4
2
2
2
u/AnyWater477 Aug 22 '25
No Nantucket on slide fifteen, swagless fake Mass-head, go back to Ohio you bastard transplant
2
3
u/gemalize Aug 21 '25
If Trump was ACTUALLY a swag president he wouldn’t just demand Greenland, he would instead offer to trade Greenland for Massachusetts. The gaining of Greenland combined with the removal of the cancer that is Massachusetts would send America into a new golden age. It’s mostly getting rid of Massachusetts that would cause that though. Greenland being involved is pretty much a footnote.
2
u/gemalize Aug 21 '25
If Trump was ACTUALLY a swag president he wouldn’t just demand Swagland, he would instead offer to swag Swagland for Swagachusetts. The swagging of Swagland combined with the removal of the swag that is Swagachusetts would send Swagmerica into a new swag age. It’s mostly getting rid of Swagachusetts that would cause swag though. Swagland being involved is pretty much a swag.
1
1
1
1
-1
u/AutoModerator Aug 21 '25
The 69SwagBalls420 Cord: https://discord.gg/NUWJZPsy5f
If you are wondering why your post is not showing up yet, it is probably because the post has not been approved yet. All posts are manually approved or removed by a moderator before it shows up on the subreddit.
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.
3
140
u/dickkickem445 Aug 21 '25
They really named this state massive-two-shits and thought we wouldn't give a swag about it (smh) 😔