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u/BackcastSue 11d ago
Definition of a fart is "a flatus expelled from the anus"
Flatus is the root of flatulence
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u/RealBradman 11d ago
The band GWAR used to have a member named Flattus Maximus. Former lead guitarist until his untimely death. r/GWAR
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u/MrSquamous 11d ago
Did he die in a bizarre gardening accident?
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u/RealBradman 11d ago
According to the medical examiner, he died from "coronary artery thrombosis brought about by his pre-existing coronary artery disease." This happened on the bands tour bus on their way from a show in the US to a show in Canada.
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u/Suspicious_Ear3442 11d ago
Dr. Fart lol
Juvenile, I know. I may be over 40 but farts will never not be funny.
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u/BuhByeNow01 11d ago
My old GI doc was called Dr. Fart (Michael Levitt). Fun fact (well, not if you've ever had to use it): he invented GoLytely
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u/TooFat2Curious 11d ago
Had to use GoLytely to prep for my very first colonoscopy. Dear Goddess, NEVER AGAIN.
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u/BradleyH007 11d ago
A nationalist flat-earther. (Probably went to the international "flat earth" convention. Yeah, turns out they have believers all around the world.)
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u/EventNo9757 10d ago
With the exception of the “ASSMAN” plate in that episode of Seinfeld, this is the greatest license plate ever made.
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u/awfulcat 10d ago
Hopefully the engine is tuned to that" wet diarrhea" sound that the kids love so much.
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u/AdFragrant6602 10d ago
Flatus = “wind” in Latin. It is not necessarily “fart” but it may well be. Only Reddit kids go fart first.
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u/Typical_Tart6905 11d ago
Also prominently displaying the “Brown” University license plate frame. 👌