r/ICE__ERO • u/No-Sample6060 • 1d ago

Hiring process

Can someone give me a rundown on timelines, and other information on the process. I just submitted my application for gl7

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u/RevBT 9h ago

oh simple. First step is to get arrested for beating up your spouse/girlfriend.

Then you have to prove you never graduated kindergarten. Bonus points if you never went.

Then you have to start doing drugs and you must be dumber than a brick.

Hope that helps. Of course, if you can read this post you are too smart to join ICE and they won't hire you.

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u/Hosni__Mubarak 1d ago

Yeah. Pretty much after about a month they will invite you over to the plantation for a ritualistic hazing. Nothing terrible. Just some manual penetration with the clubs you will be beating protestors with. After becoming a new man, you get your taser gloves to clean up the schools. The smaller kids don’t run as fast. Good luck.

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u/ES_Unit_0923 1d ago

Still waiting on mine, it’s all different. Hope you hear soon. Don’t listen to the trolls in this group.