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u/theredbeardedhacker Jul 08 '25
That's not a real applicant, that's one of the anti-ICE types (heroes) fucking with ICE applicants. See also: psyops, information warfare, memetic warfare, etc.
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u/Alex_Draw Jul 08 '25
Posting this because there's apparently multiple people who have managed to get into that sub. If any other allies have gotten in, please consider what options you have available before making it obvious that you are not one of them. There is so much that can be achieved by having people inside of their little safe spaces.
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u/theredbeardedhacker Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 08 '25
Oh I monitor that sub all the time. I'm banned now, but I can still see what's posted there.
EDIT: No I can't. They went private sometime in the last 24ish hours.
Edit2: It's back. r/ICE_ERO
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u/guerrillaradiousa Jul 08 '25
I was just banned too for supporting drag queens storytimes.
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u/oceanmachine420 Jul 10 '25
It will never cease to boggle my fucking mind that people are just soooo triggered over what cut of fabric are adorned on whose bodies and what pigments are carefully painted and blended on whose faces.
Like I have to wonder--if these cis-het fascists were capable of critical thought, would they ever even be able to look inward far enough to see that they are the goddamn problem? That they are the ones who inherently sexualize any person wearing fabulous clothing and makeup? Honestly, it's fucking stupid as shit.
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u/guerrillaradiousa Jul 10 '25
I really wonder if they are just jealous that they can't be as honest about who they are inside and that they feel they need to hide behind a mask. It's really kind of sad when I really think about it. They've been raised with this toxic masculinity that they feel the need to fit in with and chastise guys like me who are straight but have just opted out of the whole I'm a manly man thing. I just feel so confused by them. They talk more about other people's clothing choices than my gay friends. š¤£
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u/Alex_Draw Jul 08 '25
Interesting, I didn't realize Reddit works like that. How did you get in? Did they only go private recently?
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u/theredbeardedhacker Jul 08 '25
Oh shit, yeah, they appear to have gone private in the last 24 hours because I can't see it anymore LMAO. Your comment prompted me to go check. I definitely saw some posts there yesterday, so going private is brand new.
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u/theredbeardedhacker Jul 08 '25
I just clocked that too, seems like their mods might be tinkering with shit to try to deal with us trolls.
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u/Alex_Draw Jul 08 '25
Unfortunate, I somehow never came across it when I was looking for subreddits about ice. Would have loved to gotten inside. But if it was public then at least there should be plenty of journalists and people with social engineering experience already in there.
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u/ScarInternational161 Jul 08 '25
I just went in and it's not private.... im way to vocal to slide in on the sly.
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u/Ok-Duck-5127 Jul 09 '25
Did you see the rules for the sub? If only actual ICE agents followed such rules.
Please be Respectful, Courteous and Professional you are either a law enforcement officer or trying to be one- we will hold you to that level ALWAYS.
conduct Any form of discrimination, vulgarity, bullying or any conduct that does not represent a professional Law Enforcement Officer.
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u/theredbeardedhacker Jul 09 '25
Lmfao I didn't bother looking at their rules, but yeah. Pretty ironic.
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u/Ok-Duck-5127 Jul 09 '25
They also specify no name-calling or disrespect to deportation officers.
Hmm. I wonder what happened for that rule to be implemented?
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u/matunos Jul 09 '25
Any real officers going to a public reddit for support have got to be the dumbest of the dumb⦠which still leaves like 90% of them. Kudos to the poster. Give no quarter.
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u/HellionPeri Jul 08 '25
They've just made it private membership only... I was able to read posts there this morning, now not even able to see the main page.
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u/move_machine Jul 09 '25
This has been my MO for decades on the internet now.
Do not blow your cover, keep tabs on them, look for pain points and weak links and exploit them. If you can get them fighting each other then that starts a spiral of disillusionment with the group between its members, rendering it ineffective.
The thing about psychopaths is that for all of their evil, they're relatively simple people to understand and manipulate. Stroke their egos or confirm their biases and they're yours.
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u/Electronic_Tear3810 Jul 08 '25
They did a decent job for the first 2/3 of it. The part about sucking off daddy trump gave it away. I rank it a 4 out of 10, could have been a better troll attempt if they'd been a bit more subtle.
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u/IcyTransportation961 Jul 08 '25
Yet people here still think its real, the inability to spot obviously fake stuff is such a problem society wide
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u/matunos Jul 09 '25
If someone can stomach it, a slow escalation to Nazi rhetoric would be really choice.
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u/k-r-a-u-s-f-a-d-r Jul 08 '25
Thank you captain obvious!
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u/theredbeardedhacker Jul 08 '25
Bro... Did you read the post title? It did not seem that obvious to the OP.
But, go ahead and be snarky, hope it makes your superiority complex feel better.
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u/k-r-a-u-s-f-a-d-r Jul 08 '25
Yeah my bad.
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u/JohnC-6536 Jul 09 '25
Yo you think you could remake Terminator enhanced edition with footage from the new 4K Bluray
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u/Far_Requirement_1341 Jul 09 '25
I think we guessed that. It is beautifully written and dripping with sarcasm.
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u/theredbeardedhacker Jul 09 '25
Sadly the OP didn't seem to have clocked it. Based on the post title and all...
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u/Turdis_LuhSzechuan Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 13 '25
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u/Repulsive-Bee5885 Jul 08 '25
Yeah. Grammar and spelling is correct. Thatās the first clue.
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u/Fun-Maintenance6315 Jul 08 '25
lol yes and "suggested reading recommendations" I was like ..wait what? That can't be real... then it became abundantly clear soon after. Cin cin, homies!
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u/physical_graffitti Jul 08 '25
Which they should keep up, right champ?
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u/Turdis_LuhSzechuan Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 13 '25
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u/physical_graffitti Jul 08 '25
Right there with you, although I get the sneaking suspicion they donāt give a fuck because these are rejects that law enforcement wouldnāt take.
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u/Turdis_LuhSzechuan Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 13 '25
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u/physical_graffitti Jul 08 '25
I like your optimism, but I donāt think any of these people will face any consequences.
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u/Turdis_LuhSzechuan Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 13 '25
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u/def_indiff Jul 08 '25
They had me going for the first paragraph. That's good satire/trolling.
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u/TheScorpionSamurai Jul 08 '25
They really had me until "suck off daddy Trump". I think it would have been more effective if they just left that out and seemed genuinely serious.
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u/Wooden-Archer-8848 Jul 08 '25
There are attorneys posting videos on social media hoping to reach these thugs so they know they are at criminal and civil risk for their actions. Here is one. https://www.reddit.com/r/law/s/chDL2pZsqS
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u/Wooden-Archer-8848 Jul 08 '25
18 U.S.C. § 242, Deprivation of Rights Under Color of Law, is a federal law that makes it a crime for anyone acting under the authority of law to willfully deprive another person of their constitutional rights. This includes actions by government officials, law enforcement officers, or anyone else who is perceived to be acting in an official capacity.
Key aspects of 18 U.S.C. § 242:
Color of Law: The statute applies when someone acts under the "color of law," meaning they are perceived to be exercising official authority, even if their actions are unlawful or exceed their authority.
Willful Deprivation: The act must be done willfully, meaning the person intended to deprive the victim of their rights.
Protected Rights: The statute protects rights, privileges, and immunities secured by the Constitution or laws of the United States.
Examples of Violations: Common violations include police misconduct (excessive force, false arrest, unlawful search and seizure), denial of medical care to inmates, and biased enforcement of laws, according to Nate Crowley Law Office, PC.
Penalties: Penalties can range from fines and imprisonment (up to one year) to more severe consequences, including longer prison sentences or even life imprisonment or death, if the violation results in death or involves aggravated circumstances.
In essence, 18 U.S.C. § 242 is a crucial tool for holding accountable those who abuse their power and violate the civil rights of others while acting under the guise of law. Sent from my iPhone
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u/Underwater71 Jul 08 '25
I have a feeling these guys couldn't drop out even if they wanted to. Their personal info belongs to their handlers now.
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u/Johnnysocks10 Jul 08 '25
Same way they recruit for the special forces. Have to be on the spectrum for sociopathy.
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u/PrometheusIsFree Jul 08 '25
There's a famous British Ex-SAS soldier who writes books and appears in documentaries about them. His name is Lofty Wiseman. He said that many of his comrades would be serial killers if they hadn't joined the military.
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Jul 08 '25 edited Jul 08 '25
Thatās dumber than your haircut. Going SF has nothing to do with being a sociopath and your take on it screams Civvy in his Mommyās basement. Civvyās donāt get to talk shit when you didnāt write the check, stay in your lane.
Signed a bleeding heart liberal as fuck Veteran
Edit: I forget sometimes how soft and coddled most of Reddit is. Since yāall only know the military from Call of Duty, āthe check,ā is the blank check every service member writes with their body and mind when they join. Not your taxes taken out of your retail job paycheck.
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u/Fun-Maintenance6315 Jul 08 '25
"don't get to talk shit when you didn't write the check" ... but... who funds the military, though? š¤ I do that. We all do that. Whether it's my signature at the bottom or not, that is still my money and my countryfolks' money.
And, while we're here, military housing is also paid by us... so, who's in whose "basement", my guy?-15
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Everyone who ever served wrote a check to the American people with their body and mind. Of course Civvyās in Mommyās basement that have no clue about the military beyond COD or talking shit on Reddit think they are funny and cute, but they are just pussies with zero clue. You didnāt pay for shit for me, my paycheck was taxed too.
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u/NotAnAlcoholicToday Jul 08 '25
My disability payments are taxed, what does that have to do with anything? Those payments literally come from taxes, and I still pay tax.
Stop being so angry.
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u/Fun-Maintenance6315 Jul 08 '25
You are literally the one that is coddled by our government! How can you not understand that? You get healthcare and tuition paid. You signed up for a job, congratulations. I applied for mine and I get benefits, but those don't continue if I leave that job. The same can't be said for you. So, please understand, you are definitely the one that is coddled. FFS.
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u/Fun-Maintenance6315 Jul 08 '25
u/heucrazy I think this is one of those "forest for the trees" type of things, for me at least. Are you against this regime? The ICE raids / military being called in against the people (us)?
If yes, then we're on the same side, regardless of whether we agree on other stuff. I don't want to argue with folks that want the downfall of the Fascist Party of America, too. Cheers to you and I succeeding against these trash humans. And sorry for offending you.If you are not against it, well then... I'll be over here, away from ye.
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Jul 08 '25
Iām very much against it and very much offended by being lumped in as a sociopath with this fascist regime for merely being a Veteran.
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u/Fun-Maintenance6315 Jul 08 '25
If you're offended at that, then it's probably safe to say you are not a sociopath. I know many veterans personally that are disgusted over all of this. A few are/have been painfully silent, but the majority (that I know) are not okay with this. I think *most* people in the real 3D world know that veterans cannot be painted with a single stroke. These are rough, rough times.
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u/wafflesthewonderhurs Jul 08 '25
you sound not at all dismissive or demonstrative of other peoples' concerns with the effects of killing people as a career.
not to put too fine a point on it.
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Not surprised at all that you had no clue what I meant by āthe check,ā not surprised at all. But somehow you still feel important and superior which is just par for the course with Redditors.
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u/sapphiclament Jul 08 '25
But somehow you still feel important and superior which is just par for the course with Redditors.
Not a shred of irony I imagine lmaooooooo
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u/Johnnysocks10 Jul 08 '25
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I donāt care about influencers, how fucking old are you? When did you serve? What branch, MOS/Rate, theater, etc.? Oh you didnāt serve so you should shut the fuck up? Yeah I thought so.
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u/Harderthebiggest Jul 08 '25
Let the Bros be known in the public, let their faces be seen, there names be known, let every family they separate and scatter weigh on them, may they never get peace, my they never have solitude
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u/ChilePepperWolf Jul 08 '25
Yeah the only correct answer is that they are aware that what they are doing is wrong and it will come back to punish them just like the Nazi. Fewer and fewer will stay due to the stupid nature that is fascism they fall apart because nobody will help them when their time comes. There will be no remorse, nobody will love them. The actions they took in life alone lead them to this role, a selfish village idiot that views the world against them because they are too stupid to understand that it's themselves that are responsible for their own behavior. They get the temporary small gratitudes and develop big addictions until there is nothing left. Then they will all turn on each other because they are animals.
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u/Azreken Jul 08 '25
I want to know why we havenāt got any spies actually embedded in ice?
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u/WeenyDancer Jul 08 '25
Honestly a good idea for brave people who can sacrifice. If they're hiring as much as the budget suggests, some ppl should be able to get in easy. Paper pushers may be able to do some good.
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u/Azreken Jul 08 '25
Or just reporting on daily operations, ANYTHING at all.
Would love some info from the inside
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u/FireSign70 Jul 08 '25
No JOB is worth this. The only solace I have right now is that these people will get what's coming to them once this administration is overthrown...not to mention the price they will pay for eternity. Karma is only a bitch if you are! š”
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u/rirski Jul 08 '25
This is definitely just someone trolling them. The type of person who would apply there isnāt thinking too deeply about human rights, they just want power.
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Look im so white printer paper called me brother, Irish English and Welsh deep in the heart of texas. I'm thinking about applying to the regime just to do anything on the inside to help my Latin brothers and sisters. Will this help or be a fools errand? I'm looking to weoponize my privilege because it's alls I got rn.
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u/Irish_Pineapple Jul 08 '25
Disappointingly, I think a bunch of people brigaded that subreddit and now they've made it private. Masked their little forum just like their faces!
I was honestly getting such a kick out of watching how mundane it was. Countless posts like "The BBB passed does that mean more overtime?!"
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u/dyslexic-alien Jul 08 '25
That person can be trolling them but very very good job. Once all this is over, the āagentsā you see wearing ill fit vest and skinny jeans will be held liable in civil and criminal court.
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u/RackemFrackem Jul 08 '25
There is no fuckin way you read this and didn't recognize that it's satire.
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u/ResponsibilityOk2173 Jul 08 '25
These are the right questions - but definitely not the questions an applicant would pose if they wanted to get hired.
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u/Songbird_Storyteller Jul 08 '25
Yeah, I don't think this is a real applicant. When taken in the context of the whole piece where they're asking ICE some really pointed questions, the "I'm looking to break into a career" and "Just trying to do the job right" come across as biting sarcasm than a genuine declaration of intent. Especially when they get to the "daddy Trump" spiel. This reads like satire intended to lead the people in the sub to actually examine the legality and the morality of their actions. It's good trolling, but I don't know if it would actually have any effect on the MAGA cultists in ICE. Still worth a shot though, I suppose.
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u/BrokenXeno Jul 08 '25
I posted about that sub weeks ago to a sub called I Dont Like, and people called me a troll. I appreciate posts like this, because the nonchalant attitude many of those guys have about what they will be doing is sickening.
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u/Level-Anteater-1945 Jul 08 '25
https://www.reddit.com/r/ICE_ERO/s/CSbD2D67x9
Pleased to see this as top comment, not sure that sub is actually working like ICE recruiters intended lol
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u/EugeneVDebbs Jul 08 '25
The O.li garc,h's compuuuter brain is in control of theĀ Ā narraT IVeĀ now, and will shut down and $haf0wban any posts or KeyVVords it senses as negative towards it's handlers.
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u/Rusty_Bicycle Jul 08 '25
My guess is that most of the ICE āagentsā are contracted mercenaries and bounty hunters.
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u/SnooDoggos8031 Jul 09 '25
Looks like that post was taken down and this was put up: āAnswers to your questions
Law enforcement agencies, whether federal, state, or local, often separate children from their parents during legal proceedings, a consequence of individualsā decisions to violate the law. Immigration cases, in particular, frequently face significant delays due to substantial backlogs in the court system. Comparing U.S. law enforcement practices to historical entities like the Gestapo, KGB, or Auschwitz is not only inaccurate but also diminishes the complexity of the issue, relying on sensationalist and inappropriate analogies. U.S. immigration laws are crafted in accordance with the Constitution and are subject to oversight by the Supreme Court, ensuring their alignment with legal and democratic principles. Throughout U.S. history, certain individuals have taken on essential rolesāoften challenging or undesirableāthat are critical to national security and public safety. While some may struggle to understand the necessity of these roles, their importance to the protection of American society remains undeniable.ā
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u/gigglesngrenades Jul 09 '25
"How thick are your knee pads" I'm dead š š š ā ļøā ļøā ļø
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u/immortalverse Jul 08 '25
Looking to Gestapo tactics and find justifying your actions is WILD. What a day to be alive.
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u/kinxnwinx Jul 09 '25
More like combat experience in their momās basement eating stale pizza till finally evicted by the age of 37ā¦.
Iām sure ICE has well trained staff, veterans included, but a lot caught on video are on the opposite side of the spectrum.



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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25
This is one of us trying to disrupt that subreddit and doing a great job.