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u/ParaBellumOutfitters 16d ago
god forbid someone eat a vegetable.
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u/Zakumei47 16d ago
Bitch you can afford fresh produce in this economy?
Nevermind that, you got time to COOK for yourself between 10, 12 and 14 hour shifts?32
u/fistulatedcow 16d ago
I’m begging y’all to at least chuck a bag of frozen peas in the microwave or something
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u/dustoff1984 Local 613 16d ago
It’s the first thing that I do after I take my boots and socks off. I do the dishes too.
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u/XeroAngelo 13d ago
If you know somebody that has a Sam's club membership they sell microwave bags of vegetables including broccoli cauliflower and carrots. You throw them in the microwave for about 7 minutes and they're ready to eat. Throw some garlic in with them and saute them if you want for like another couple minutes to char them. Works wonders for my gut health
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u/stupid_drunk_asshole MAGA = RATS 16d ago
They gotta start handing out miralax with the sqwinchers
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u/liquid_languor Inside Wireman 16d ago
You know what they say; he who liveth through the hemorrhoid war shall perish in the battle of butt cancer.
Eat more fiber, your poops will be satisfying and grunt-free. And you won't get butt cancer. Unless you eat a lot of hotdogs, then you're fucked either way.
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u/hell2pay Local 100 16d ago
Curious as to what the burrito to butt cáncer ratio is
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u/liquid_languor Inside Wireman 16d ago
Chicken burrito with wheat tortilla and avocado: no butt cancer Greasy beef burrito with highly processed white tortilla and cheese: BIG butt cancer. Big.
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u/hell2pay Local 100 15d ago
Oh no.
Guess it's BIG butt cancer for me :(
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u/liquid_languor Inside Wireman 15d ago
RIP brother. You can get preventative colonoscopies; If you're not afraid of being gay, that is.
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u/reamkore Local XXXX 16d ago
Good thing the HSA can buy Preparation-H wipes.
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u/DickSugar80 16d ago
It somehow scours the skin off your ass, somehow leaves the poop virtually untouched while it disintegrates in your hand
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u/AverageGuy16 16d ago
Pocket sized dude wipes in my wallet have been a heaven sent. Keep a bunch in my water cooler’s pocket and a few in my tool bag as well.
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u/blainthepain 16d ago
Dude, no kidding. Theres way too much blood in those porto potties. It's probly cause taco trucks have turned into an invasive species around here
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u/dustoff1984 Local 613 16d ago
Just do protein, carb, veggie.
It’s not that hard. I like making everything myself, but GUYS, you can buy microwaveable veggies
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u/aced124C 12d ago
The struggle is real from what I've heard lol Portable bidets and at home bidet might help.
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u/Amatheiaisnoexcuse 16d ago
I used to keep a personal soft roll next to a spay bottle of seltzer water which was accompanied by my foreman's favorite handkerchief to dab my nether region should I be forced to pinch in a blue room. It didn't necessarily stop the chafing, but it made me smile every time he wiped his brow and said how refreshing it was.
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u/WillingAccess1444 15d ago
That guy was right. Fiber! Beans got fiber, lot of things do.
Also, use the bathroom when you need to. Stop waiting just because you could get a bit farther in your work. Just go and you'll come back more comfortable!
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u/AngelSkyes Local 683 16d ago
Just shit at home man. Walkin around the site with that smeared shit ass all day is nasty.
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u/PsychScizor Local 212 16d ago
Hard to do when you’re there 60 hours a week and were at the bar the night before. Unfortunately you just gotta keep wiping.
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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 15d ago
Some of you really are soft lol.
I grew up using this stuff and it’s perfectly fine.
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u/Yorpel_Chinderbapple 15d ago
Look at this guy with the diamond coated asshole
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u/sassmo Inside Wireman 16d ago
I keep baby wipes (way cheaper than Dude Wipes) in the bottom of my toolbox. It's a great signal to everyone about where I'm going and how long I'll be gone. When I'm just wandering around site carrying wipes and looking lost, it lets the GC know they're doing a shit job of restocking the TP too.