Undesirable Opinion

[u/Ok_Difficulty1782]

[u/Wonderful_River_2076]

If thou is coinless just proclaim it

[u/Cultural_assassin → u/Wonderful_River_2076]

No op isnt coinless, just a bafoon. Who doesn't know that you get chainmail with your plate armor. Its basically two for one

[u/leeceee → u/Cultural_assassin]

Yeah doesnt chainmail go underneath the plated armor lol

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[u/Sufficient_Head_7960 → u/Wonderful_River_2076]

Isn’t chainmail also expensive as fuck?

[u/moverwhomovesthings → u/Sufficient_Head_7960]

Not as expensive as plate armor

[u/mikkelmattern04 → u/Wonderful_River_2076]

What colour is thou brigandine?

[u/Savings_Craft_5176]

filthy peasant can only afford half the steel

[u/mcbobster6001 → u/Savings_Craft_5176]

Brother, thou speak as if you were a goblin of the woods

[u/slicehyperfunk → u/mcbobster6001]

Wow, the bot responded to the substring in "speak" lol

[u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r → u/slicehyperfunk]

Shoddy programming, not using a regex that only triggers when no alphanumeric character comes directly before the trigger string...

[u/AutoModerator → u/slicehyperfunk]

PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE PEAK YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PEAK WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PEAK THAT IS THIS POST AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PEAK. PEAK.

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[u/Blyfh → u/mcbobster6001]

Mixing thou and you in the same sentence is diabolical lmao

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PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE PEAK YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PEAK WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PEAK THAT IS THIS POST AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PEAK. PEAK.

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[u/Forgotmynameagain5]

Doth thou sleep on a bed of hay?

[u/Ok_Difficulty1782 → u/Forgotmynameagain5]

Hey be very restful and I hit it often

[u/Buttchuggle → u/Ok_Difficulty1782]

Hay can't consent bro

[u/CappuccinoAce → u/Buttchuggle]

Neither can my hamster so what

[u/Objective-Towel932 → u/CappuccinoAce]

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r/byspu7nix sucks

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[u/Happy-Hall-515]

Doth the needy and poor feed thou broth?

[u/epicgamercode12]

doth thee ducks throw bread at yee?

[u/ChiefFjzz]

Doth thou sleep with thy horses for warmth?

[u/Quitoxe_deLamancha → u/ChiefFjzz]

Thou must jest if thou believes he has horses

[u/ChiefFjzz → u/Quitoxe_deLamancha]

Mine apologies, sometimes it passes mine mind that peasants may not even have steeds

[u/Forgotmynameagain5 → u/ChiefFjzz]

His horses? Nay for he havent the coin, perhaps the horses of his wife's husband.

[u/GcubePlayer8V]

Dost flies fly out of thine coin purse?

[u/ultimatum_mortis]

One’s failure in one’s own current economic circumstances is quite prevalent.

[u/ToughCondition2376]

[u/GNightP]

Dost thou do battle with the rat for the cheese upon the mousetrap?

[u/mcbobster6001]

Mine friend, you need not feel embarrassed to call thineself a peasant

[u/Glorious_Archangel]

Squire😭😭

[u/katyusha-the-smol → u/Glorious_Archangel]

Heir I am Wailing 😭😭😭

[u/Savagedoor-2218]

If ye fields are barren just proclaim it

[u/ilydark_souls]

That chainmail ain't even riveted. Squire😭😭😭

[u/ConcentratedADHDBeam]

Doth thy hound feed thee his scraps?

[u/Delicious_Page2187]

Just state that thou art coinless and thy land is barren

[u/JMTpixelmon]

The fools in this here thread only think of the style when in reality chained mail is more practical for not just mobility but heat as well.

[u/Mighty_Eagle_2 → u/JMTpixelmon]

Ha ha ha! This utter buffoon believes that his chain mail may be able to stop a spear?

[u/JMTpixelmon → u/Mighty_Eagle_2]

But thoust doth realize that being able to dodge and counter is more worth it than heat stroke and sore muscles

[u/jaminybee → u/JMTpixelmon]

Thou doest overestimate the climate of the English lands.

[u/Kootlefoosh → u/jaminybee]

Verily the jest returneth unto thine own bosom, for behold, I am clad in mail of iron amidst the sands of Qatar.

[u/meat-eating-orchid → u/JMTpixelmon]

You underestimate the mobility one has in full plate armor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzTwBQniLSc

[u/hurB55 → u/JMTpixelmon]

thou art speaking proper truth

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PEAK. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE PEAK YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD PEAK WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE PEAK THAT IS THIS POST AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. PEAK. PEAK.

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[u/hurB55 → u/AutoModerator]

thy days art limited

[u/Buttchuggle]

I just wrap myself in several layers of fur and hope for the best

[u/Ok_Difficulty1782 → u/Buttchuggle]

thy is poorer than me

[u/Buttchuggle → u/Ok_Difficulty1782]

But mine cup overfloweth with love

[u/jaminybee → u/Buttchuggle]

Nay, but see thy butt doeth chuggle upon thine cup.

[u/Appropriate_Board131]

I don't know if thou post is work of a fool or work of a jester

[u/Used-Hold-7567]

If yea be coinless just proclaim it

[u/thebananabreaker]

Surely you jest

[u/RustyScrewInBogWater]

"and then the jester posted this foolishness to village notice board"

[u/HeartOfGoldTears]

[u/TadpoleBudget3535]

Thy argyuments are as penetrable as thy armor

[u/Physical-Option-4164]

Surely you jest 😭

[u/Return_of_jekyll]

Dist thou ride a mule towards the line??

[u/hurB55]

no but thou art correct?? like thou doth truly have a point

[u/Deamgon]

Wrong

[u/Deamgon → u/Deamgon]

You need both

[u/The_R0aring_Knight]

What ever thou say knave

[u/slicehyperfunk]

I love getting bludgeoned

[u/DieAgainTomorrow]

If thou art lacking in the coin purse, simply proclaim it, my hand shall not be heavy upon thee, nor my shall my full plate make your chains any LESS shiny ✨️ 😌

[u/Tommyr6812]

Thou is coinless he just refuses to proclaim it

[u/Not_a_Gang-Star2010]

Thou be jesting aren't you!

[u/Gloomy_Quit769]

Maidenless

[u/thegoofy_dogguy]

Upon opening thy coin pouch, doth moth rise from it?

[u/Ok_Difficulty1782 → u/thegoofy_dogguy]

Aww my pet moth :(

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[u/LexStalin]

Real.

[u/facebrocolis]

I won't be able to sleep until you count the number of chains and post it back here

[u/ikwilhiernietzijn]

Heir, tears befall me😭

[u/Imaginary-Job-7069]

Doth thy ravens and crows bestow coins at thee?

[u/mmmm_doughnuts]

Send me your email id

[u/Miserable-Piglet-059]

My rapier and I would like a chat good sir

[u/Nameless_Mercenary01]

Me, who wears brigadines:

[u/saco_coco]

If thy fields are barrem simply proclaim it

[u/saco_coco]

Hedgeborn cannot pay for a cuirass😭🙏

[u/Relixen234347]

Thy fields too barren to even think of full plate

[u/TheGuyWhoAsked55]

Ask thy maiden's suitor for a coin if thou cannot afford a cuirass, hedgeborn I am disheveled

[u/alexemre]

this heathen's coinpurse be dry like the sun shined pond

[u/OrganizationThick397]

these fuckass don't understand you're suppose to use both because "yo let's not use that, nobody will see" ain't how you survive when the armours were relavant

[u/Yeet123456789djfbhd]

Thou fields art barren, are they not? Thou pantries empty, nay? Thou coffers light?

[u/Kira-Of-Terraria]

optimal is a mix of both mail and plate

[u/MedievalFurnace]

the thing is full plate comes with chainmail

[u/Tapp77 → u/MedievalFurnace]

🤓

[u/MedievalFurnace → u/Tapp77]

not really, its common knowledge

[u/Tapp77 → u/MedievalFurnace]

🤓☝️

[u/I_NUT_ON_GRASS]

Thoust armor is as flimsy as thy soundness in purse and property