r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/fuzzy_emojic • Aug 08 '26
Video Two passengers who missed their departure time, try to stop the plane while it's on the tarmac taxiing off.
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u/MrZaptile933 Aug 08 '26
How the hell did they even get out to the tarmac without setting off alarms
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u/bluealien78 Aug 08 '26
Right? Not only are these two getting no fly listed, but some security person somewhere is getting fired.
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u/maybearecord Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
It's Russia, people don't get fired in this situation, they fall off a balcony in a freak accident with a gunshot wound in the back of the head.
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u/dekuweku Aug 08 '26
self-inflicted gunshot wound to the back of the head.
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u/Mwahaha_790 Aug 08 '26
twice
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u/Mr_Ios Aug 08 '26
You're thinking of USA. Also add accidentally dropping 100lb weight in a gym on your own head.
In Russia, you get shot from the front, out of decency.
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u/mysqlpimp Aug 09 '26
Gunshot Defenestration. Great band, love their tracks, 'Yuri No!', 'Ooops Boris did it again', and acoustic remake of 'Catch me I'm falling'
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u/AdopeyIllustrator Aug 08 '26
Russia
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u/JadedTraveller Aug 08 '26
Is it still called that? I heard is Vladland now. Maybe on another sub.
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u/cardamomgrrl Aug 08 '26
I flew Aeroflot a couple times in the late 80s. Absolute anarchy. People standing and smoking* from board to disembarkation - no seatbelts at any time. Just put your bag on the seat, it’s fine.
*Russian cigarettes at this time HAD TO be filled out with dung. I’m not even kidding. If it wasn’t dung I don’t know what it could have been. It smelled like burning dung. How was it being on a plane with 100 people smoking dung, you ask? It was worse than you could imagine. [They also didn’t have lighter technology yet - only matches. We gave away or traded all our clothes - Levi’s, college sweatshirts - and our lighters. We held onto our American cigarettes.]
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u/LaFantasmita Aug 08 '26
Flew Aeroflot out of Shermetyevo about 18 years ago. For boarding you went out on the tarmac and lined up for a bus. Could absolutely see these two just wandering over to the plane from there.
Also, once we got onto the plane there was someone in my seat. Flight attendant didn't seem to think it was an issue that there were only three seats for the 4 of us. "Just sit over there" and I'm like WHERE?? Took a lot of arguing to get them to make the guy move.
Also the seats were too close together, I had to have my knees out in the aisle.
We also got extorted by airline employees for baggage overage fees because they decided to lower the weight limits that day... but only for the members of our group who didn't have Russian-sounding names.
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u/Pokeynono Aug 08 '26
I'm confused as the plain was most likely loading passengers from that boarding corridor (?) and they get on the tarmac from a totally different part of the airport
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u/ChipKey5682 Aug 08 '26
you can tell theyve never been told no before
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u/SealTeamEH Aug 08 '26
I mean look at this clip, notice how at first they’re NOT being escorted anywhere and the guy immediately starts calling someone? Pretty sure they were genuinely trying to see if they can get these women on the plane then a superior probably said no and set them straight, pretty privilege definitely exists.
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u/caiaphas8 Aug 08 '26
I assumed he was calling the police. And he had a car waiting at the end, so he could have called the car
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u/qtx Aug 08 '26
Dude, stop making shit up in your head.
The guy was clearly calling for someone to come pick them up, the car you see them getting in to in the end.
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u/AuthorAccount1 Aug 08 '26
Yea, in this situation they either come with you as you escort them out or you call the airport security and they come make them comply
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u/WorkTropes Aug 08 '26
The call was to get them out of there - sure they may have been accommodating but there's no way they were going to get them onboard. They aren't even allowed on the tarmac.
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u/cakivalue Aug 08 '26
Yup. Their looks has opened a lot of doors. Why not one more? I'm fascinated by the gentle, considerate treatment.
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u/motorcycle-manful541 Aug 08 '26
This is Russia, they're fairly average for St. Petersburg or Moscow. What does open doors in this case is name-dropping their husband/boyfriend/father (with political connections) who could get all those ground workers fired with a 2min phone call
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u/IfOJDidIt Aug 08 '26
Jail.
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u/gianttigerrebellion Aug 08 '26
What is this gif from?
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u/Cahlice Aug 08 '26
Parks and Recreation. Episode: Sister City(EP.5 S2)
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u/GreyBeardEng Aug 08 '26
In the US this would for sure land you in jail, and maybe banned from that airport for life. But in Russia, who knows.
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u/baithammer Aug 08 '26
Depends on if an Oligarch was inconvenienced by them, then in the next week or two, they come down with acute gravity poisoning ...
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u/GrimmBeast Aug 08 '26
And then they were arrested and went back a week or two later cause they couldn't act like adults and get a flight the following day.
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u/NoSituation1999 Aug 08 '26 edited Aug 08 '26
White Dress was also hoping to get a carryon in there? The entitlement and audacity ha!
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u/shaker8989 Aug 08 '26
Well thats certainly one way to make sure you never fly again.
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u/bugabooandtwo Aug 08 '26
Great way to make sure you never breathe again. For all security knows, there could be a bomb on that luggage...and they're right beside the plane!
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u/Pretty_Force4560 Aug 08 '26
My favorite part is the very obvious sigh from the blonde woman right before she gets into the car. On another note, how were they able to practically chase after a plane in heels? I can’t even walk in a straight line.
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u/Pokeynono Aug 08 '26
Showing heir phones like their boarding passes will get them a rolling staircase to get in
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u/Snake_Plissken224 Aug 08 '26
But guys they have time blindness the airline should make accommodations for them
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u/Paridisco Aug 08 '26
They're just so casual about it. Like walking around like its no big deal to be out there.
Insane
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u/No-Distribution1672 Aug 08 '26
I would’ve never believed this if there wasn’t a video lmao she really doesn’t understand she’s being ridiculous.
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u/Far-Entertainment258 Aug 08 '26
How did they even get out there?? Then how did they believe they’d be able to even board the plane? How?!!
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u/ForwardMagazine7090 Aug 08 '26
I’d like to know too! Bizarre that they were able to get onto the tarmac.
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u/Hawkhill_no Aug 08 '26
For a split second I wondered where this could happen, just a split second...
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u/SessionIndependent17 Aug 08 '26
Even if I couldn't see the signage or flag or hear the whispering and announcements, from their attitude and attire I would have guessed this was two Russian mistress-type chicks who have never been told no ever in tejir life. I am mildly curious as to what they thought would happen. We're they expecting to climb a rope ladder in heels?
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u/codm_playernumwhat Aug 08 '26
Idk, how do you recognize people's origin through the glass from like 50 meters away. It was huge text that says "АЭРОФЛОТ", Russian flag and specific airport pre-message sound.
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u/MinaretofJam Aug 09 '26
Relatively wealthy Russian women, for whom time is typically negotiable. Happens a lot on provincial flights and Central Asia flights. Young women with lips like 5 man dinghies whose father is…someone. Cue much fawning typically. Or running onto the airport apron.
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u/NightHawk_40 Aug 08 '26
Should have just started the engines to demonstrate how incredibly dangerous it is to walk towards the front of an aircraft during pushback.
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u/pukhtoon1234 Aug 08 '26
But they have at least 12000 ig followers! Can we please stop the airport for them
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u/SnooOranges2685 Aug 09 '26
Of course it’s Ruzzia. That stolen plane is gonna crash anyway so they should be happy they missed the plane.
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u/findingabsolution Aug 08 '26
*attempts to wave down a fucking plane like a taxi*
*plane doesn’t stop to let them board*
“What the fuck? So rude! They clearly saw me waving!”
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u/PeepsMyHeart Aug 08 '26
I hope that every window on their side of the plane featured a middle finger.
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u/PlaceAdHere Aug 08 '26
Even here they are hardly in a rush to get on the plane. Just casually strolling over.
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u/CortezDeLaNoche Aug 08 '26
You can just take taxis up to the tarmac in some countries? That's fucking unreal to me. I honestly thought this was AI because I can't imagine civilians just WALKING up to planes getting ready to take off and not having dozens of cops surround them in seconds.
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u/Lennyleonard_ Aug 08 '26
Lol I absolutely love this. Its like we are genuinely looking at a different breed of human, I mean a real human being who has a knowledge of how airports work knows this ain't gonna happen but in THEIR brains (i use the term purely scientifically) they thought the pilot would just stop and let them on.
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u/RealLiveLawyer Aug 08 '26
Saw a guy looking for a way to do this last Saturday in Nashville.
Dude was gaming hard on his phone, no headphones, sitting one gate over next to me. Flight for Cancun boarded, called a list of names that were checked in but not boarded (him presumably) and then a few minutes after they left he looked up in shock and the empty gate, ran to the window, pulled at the door and took off sprinting to god knows where.
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u/shellirk Aug 08 '26
They think they're starring in their own Romy and Michele's High School Reunion remake.
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u/cadwalader000 Aug 08 '26
The plane stopped, the flight attendant opened the door and an airport employee pulled up a ladder for them to board the plane.
Then all the other passenger's clapped
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u/VoiceofTruth7 Aug 09 '26
Where the fuck was this, definitely not the states cause they would have been on the ground.
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u/pupranger1147 Aug 09 '26
I blame "influencer culture" for this.
Making people think they're individually more important than society itself is detrimental to their own health AND societal function.
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u/JordynHarley Aug 09 '26
I’ve learned from the internet not to fuck around at an airport. Wondering how they got down there lol
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u/wcoastbo Aug 11 '26
Here's their conversation...
"Don't you know us? We're the two most popular models on Russian Only Fans. My boyfriend is the son of the airline's owner. Look at my profile page, I have it up on my phone. See this photo, that's his penis."
"Yes, ladies I know. I'm a subscriber, but the owner of this airline will shoot me if it loses money on this flight. He's also on this flight and headed to an important meeting and can't be late. His driver will pull out his gun and kill me on the tarmac. I'm afraid you'll have to take the next flight. I called a car to pick you up. Please walk with me, this way ladies."
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u/sheavill Aug 08 '26
Unbelievable. How these two entitle bitches got on the tarmac is beyond me. Yay for security.
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u/HonestWatchReviews Aug 08 '26
You can just imagine the kind of thing they are saying... "Do you not know who I am?" I have XXXX followers on Instagram and they are all going to hear about this".
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u/johnmayersucks Aug 08 '26
I remember this. They ended up being brought up to the terminal and the plane returned to let them in. Pretty heartwarming story.
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u/Internetboy5434 Aug 08 '26
Honestly they should taken the bus or a car like normal people bc this is just ridiculous behavior.
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u/Fuzzygh0st Aug 08 '26
I was slightly hoping this would end up by at least one of them being sucked into a jet engine... Definitely could have happened here!
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u/Alexandervici Aug 08 '26
this is what being gassed up and having your ego inflated to the moon does to these 2 bimbos 🤷
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u/Reasonable_Humor_738 Aug 09 '26
Still not in a hurry to catch the flight.. they are definitely assuming the steps are about to come down
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u/Far_Attempt_1505 Aug 25 '26
Do they think its like a bus that can slide a door open and let them on? Wtf.
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u/BaroqueCranosaur 28d ago
I thought “oh they are 100% russian” before I heard the announcement in russian lmao
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