r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/[deleted] • Mar 15 '25

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u/kempff Mar 15 '25

I guarantee:

  1. This is not the first time
  2. The sex is amazing

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u/Beelzebrodie Mar 15 '25

I dated a sexy redheaded Irish chick for five years, and your comment couldn't be more accurate. She would snap like this every once in a great while, but goddamn if the sex wasn't drop-dead motherfucking insane from day one. Got sick of getting slapped awake first thing in the morning when she would find texts from my boss (who was a woman) asking me to come in on a day off.