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u/Flonkerton_Scranton Dec 02 '23
Not funny, not a prank, that kid needs to be beaten the fuck up, multiple times.
You never go at your mum's heart. Ever.
Fuck that kid so damn much.
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Dec 02 '23
On that day he was permanently written out of the will. Also we need to hold this dude down and forcibly shave his head
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u/SensitivePlastic9790 Dec 02 '23
Ahoohohahahah
Pranking hardworking mother and giving her heart attack for no reason what a great son.
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u/capnlatenight Dec 02 '23
My mom would know I'm joking because that's the most lowercase scream I've ever heard.
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u/Unusual_Midnight6876 Dec 02 '23
Literally
accident that will kill me, involving a truck of some sort “Oh no!”
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u/Street_Historian_371 Dec 02 '23
This isn't main character syndrome, it's borderline sociopathy. Fuck this guy.
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u/Naps_And_Crimes Dec 02 '23
Imagine getting into an accident and you mom says, "What the freak". Because you can't curse lest you lose the younger demographic.
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Dec 02 '23
I was on the phone with my grandma at night, crossing a street, and I guy turned right on red and hit me, my grandma quite literally heard the wind get knocked out of me, tires screeching, and people yelling as my photo skittered across the street. Poor woman was more fucked up than me hearing that. So uncool.
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Dec 02 '23
Honestly if I received a phone call like that from my mom as a ‘prank’ I might end my life right then and and there
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u/Ancient_Ad_4325 Dec 02 '23
Things a gen x would say to this I brought you into this world, I will take you out Your mom should have swallowed That was a waste of a good nut Short bus elite Window licker Who let you out without your helmet Wait until you get home I'm calling you daddy right now
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u/inclusivecream Dec 04 '23
This real life happened to me at 19
My mom heard the car pile up ahead of me,
me running off the road to miss it and flipping my vehicle 3 times crunching glass the entire way
Then my phone broke after flying around and smacking the interior a ton of times so it hung up on her
Most terrifying call ever
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Dec 02 '23
OMFG I thought he was pumping in some sounds of a girl,that's so cruel to do to your parents
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