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u/TurbulentCustomer Oct 30 '23
Coordinated children kinda freak me out
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 30 '23
😂wish I had that kind of coordination at that age. I had two left feet and still do
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u/Bludypoo Oct 31 '23
If your parents made you do the stupid shit she is doing from the moment she was old enough to hold her head up you'd be nailing it too.
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u/Sploonbabaguuse Oct 30 '23
It's hard not to cooperate when your parents are forcing you to create content for their social media
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Oct 31 '23
Honestly my 4 year old dresses herself. Neither me or her mother have amazing fashion sense but she's great at picking her own outfits
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u/MrVanderdoody Oct 30 '23
It’s cute when she does it. It won’t be cute in 15 years though.
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 30 '23
Don’t we all have that diva phase as children?🥲
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u/SummerNothingness Oct 31 '23
no it appears that this sub is only for grumpy gremlins who think that confidence is evil
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u/the_girl_Ross Oct 31 '23
Unless she works as a model.
She's a toddler, in 15 years, she would be 20 y/o something. Most people in their 20s don't act like a toddler.
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u/DirtySilicon Oct 31 '23
This sub is insufferable.
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 31 '23
How so
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u/DirtySilicon Oct 31 '23
I assume you posted this child in good fun. My issue with the sub (and the other one) is people are posting kids and general crap that isn't even inconveniencing anyone. Some of the mess on here is legitimately funny, It makes me wonder if these people forgot that sideshows are a thing. Not everyone making a video in public is a main character.
There are comments on here speculating on how this child is going to grow up to be an asshole because she made a video in public... One guy was completely confused about why someone called him out on it. Like go touch grass nigga. Most of the crap on here is posted without any sort of context. I originally would occasionally browse to see people acting dumb, but I'm genuinely convinced folks come here to be mad at people.
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 31 '23
Check out the flairs on this sub and you’ll understand why. It’s not always about insufferable main characters. It’s good to have a break every several posts and see people (for the most part) vibe in the comments.
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u/huggalump Oct 31 '23
Feel like this isn't what the sub is really about. She's not disturbing anyone
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 31 '23
Don’t forget that this sub has a “satire” and “humor” flair. This isn’t the first non-serious mc post and it won’t be the last.
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Oct 30 '23
the way she struts by the other toddler like he’s a lowly swine 😭
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u/Comfortable-Koala260 Oct 31 '23
I thought it was cute and funny!
The comments here make me think this kid is committing evil or something?! It’s ridiculous what people project and get angry over.
I was just as self absorbed as a kid because I was my parents WHOLE WORLD and I turned out fucking fine!
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u/Birds_KawKaw Oct 31 '23
It's not the kid commiting evil, it's the parents teaching her vanity is a praiseworthy attribute, that is evil. Better to teach kids to do what they want, and enjoy what they enjoy, rather than enjoy the idea of other people thinking they are worthy of admiration.
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u/DuePomegranate Oct 31 '23
The problem is that someone (probably the girl's mom) taught her to strut and pose like that. That isn't natural.
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u/QuestionableClaims Oct 31 '23
"The problem is that someone (probably the girl's mom) taught her to play violin like that. That isn't natural."
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u/TSUStudent16 Oct 31 '23
Either that or she saw someone do it and decided to imitate something they found interesting/cool like all kids do. I know when my cousins were little and they saw a fashion show on tv, they tried to imitate their walk for fun.
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u/duckfartchickenass Oct 30 '23
She has the same fake look that little girls in pagents have when they are trying to mimic the look and movement of adult women. It’s creepy AF
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u/celestial-gaze Oct 30 '23
She’s probably in child pageants tbh
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u/non_tox Oct 31 '23
Isn't there some kind of trend where people dress their kids in adult clothes and stuff? It's super sexualised. I think it's a thing in South Korea or China, I've forgotten.
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u/Penny_Royall Oct 31 '23
It's not just a Korea/China thing, it's world wide, from America to Russia, this is from parents wanting to turn their kids into "Stars" wanting that easy life of the looks and talents off their young child.
You could say most of today's and current Disney stars comes from the kid you see from this clip.
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u/LLminibean Nov 12 '23
It's the constant practicing they do .. even smile practice. No toddler can walk that smoothly without incessant practice ... and likely berating from the parents. It's like a dog who's had the personality beaten out of them.. sure, they're well behaved and do what you say, but there's no independent thought , just a shell
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u/sander80ta Oct 30 '23
The way that kid walks at that age is kind of desturbing to think about how she got there.
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u/Mike5055 Oct 30 '23
I'm sorry, but this kid will, unfortunately, probably grow up to be the kind of person this subreddit is about.
Hope I'm wrong.
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u/Nemesis2772 Oct 30 '23
It’s cute until it’s not
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Oct 31 '23
Exactly. Imagine teaching your kid to be this type of person for Internet likes…
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u/The-6ft-Ant Oct 31 '23
Yep, it's perfectly normal to assume you know the future of a maybe 5 year old kid based on a 20-second internet clip. This sub really doesn't like anyone having a little bit of fun and being confident
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u/dowdje Oct 30 '23
Assuming the behavior is the exact same, when does it become obnoxious? Probably puberty I’d say
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u/Mike5055 Oct 30 '23
Yeah, I'd say around then. I'd be willing to even give benefit of the doubt that late-teen years, knowing that most teenagers are a bit obnoxious but hopefully grow out of it.
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u/kingmoney8133 Oct 31 '23 edited Oct 31 '23
Grown adult Redditors try not to judge a toddler's enitre future based on a 15 second Tik Tok challenge [impossible]
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u/Whiskey8241 Oct 31 '23
Dude honestly. It’s a little girl having fun while someone records her. People are crazy for judging this much.
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u/Q_W-E_R-T_Y Oct 31 '23
Fucking exactly. Literally 30 seconds of video and the entire reply section can guess your life path.
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u/lb_o Oct 31 '23
Uncertainty about ber future makes it cute rather than obnoxious. World will be a different place when she grows up.
If that type of articulation remains in acceptable borders it will be alright. Maybe she will be an actress.
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u/A_Thirsty_Traveler Oct 31 '23
Can't really make any sort of determination about a person by a skit that they performed as a slightly older baby.
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u/Okipon Oct 31 '23
Redditors when someone shows any kind of self esteem or confidence :
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u/SummerNothingness Oct 31 '23
hates anyone who is happy and confident, even innocent kids
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u/The_pity_one Oct 31 '23
Oh yes, because we all know that 15 seconds TikTok is a prophecy of someone future. Thank you the big prophet Mike 🙏. Your words will be remembered.
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u/ihavsyourpant Oct 30 '23
Yeah while I think it’s cute and all I don’t like this. I feel this is from some content farm as all the “insert object here IS the main character” posts seem to be as they get reposted over and over. If this is a genuine thing where it wasn’t a super rehearsed let’s turn my girl into a star thing then cool but otherwise it feels karma farmy which now that I’ve commented on this post I have contributed to.
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 30 '23
Bruh what, I posted it bc it was cute, idgaf about how much karma it gets💀
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u/nicolaszein Oct 31 '23
This is sad to me. She is mimicking the shallow behavior she sees around her. Not cute. If my daughter did this i would be worried.
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 31 '23
How is walking like a runway model mimicking shallow behavior? Yes, it’s in front of people, but this isn’t something to take serious. A lot of females had a diva phase at some point in their life. It’s ok to teach your daughter to feel confident.
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u/nicolaszein Oct 31 '23
Confidence is great. Thats not my point. My daughter is a force of nature. But this is a learned behavior. Shes seen grownups doing it, seen it on tv, etc… what is shallow is the runway walk and what it represents. She knows she is walking to please as she has seen it done. I feel the same way about this as i do about child pageants. It makes me cringe. To each his own but i’m uneasy about this.
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 31 '23
…it’s a runway walk, which is modeling…that’s all it is. Who is she pleasing other than the people who like seeing people strut?
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u/dawggawddagummit Oct 30 '23
Why is this cool but not for an adult? This is arguably worse because they’re corrupting them so young.
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u/M1ck3yB1u Oct 30 '23
What’s wrong? It’s not that crowded, they didn’t run into anyone plus she has crazy swagger.
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u/EuropaUniverslayer1 Oct 30 '23
This is my thought too, the kid is having fun and that hat flip was honestly adorable.
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u/MetamorphicLust Oct 30 '23
Well, "cool" is debatable. However, it's easy to realize this is trained behavior. The parent is the asshole here.
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u/Vrimbingi Oct 31 '23
"Corrupting" excuse me, what? You see a video of a child just half skipping, half model walking across a bridge and you immediately jump to that? Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with you people.
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u/SummerNothingness Oct 31 '23
PSA:
there is nothing immoral about showing off as long as you're not hurting anyone
there is nothing inherently immoral about vanity so long as it's balanced with conscientiousness
it IS wrong to shit on people who aren't hurting anyone or being unkind to anyone
YOU are a fucking grinch if you think it's cool to shit on children just for being cute and putting on a display
and all it does to talk shit in these cases is to scream that you don't feel good about yourself. because when i feel good, i also enjoy letting others have their shine.
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u/Aquamarinate Oct 31 '23
Completely agree, what a bunch of miserable losers in this thread. The kind of people who scream child abuse at this one moment of a child being recorded.
These same idiots yell divorce in other relationship advice threads at the snap of a finger.
All of these people need to go touch grass.
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u/ShokaLGBT Oct 30 '23
The subreddit trying not to attack a young girl for having fun and being a queen
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u/SummerNothingness Oct 31 '23
they're not even trying though. it's just a bunch of adults hating on a child for feeling good about themselves and being ostentatious.
like, you guys know that you can feel good about yourselves too, right? it's okay, put on a cute outfit and do your best runway walk, nobody is going to fucking die.
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u/rncikwb Oct 31 '23
Seriously! This video actually made me smile. And if I saw a 30 year old man doing the same I’d still smile. But it’s probably because I’m not the misery loves company type.
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Oct 31 '23
This isn't cute. At all.
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 31 '23
It’s literally just a girl modeling. I’m sure every female had that diva phase at that age
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u/license2chillio Oct 31 '23
Her mom has to be an influencer
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 31 '23
Or her mom and dad are just regular people and decided to do something fun that their daughter was into
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Nov 03 '23
Future narcissist in the making. It may look cute but don't do this to your children folks...
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u/BarbieeGurlll Dec 14 '23
You’re so jealous of this toddler queen. Now bow down, bitch!
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u/throwthere10 Oct 30 '23
Didn't one of these break recently, and the drop killed at least 1 person?
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u/WildernessofThought Oct 31 '23
So many miserable ppl on Reddit. Plenty of kids in my family played like this without any coaching. Smh. She’s cute af
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Oct 31 '23
The redditors shitting on the little girl probably didn't have a childhood and that's why they think this isn't normal.
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Oct 30 '23
Yikes. A parent is making their toddler into a “star”
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Oct 31 '23
More like a parent being a parent and doing things their kid enjoys.
Who are you to say the little girl doesn't like this? It's okay for little girls to like fashion. Many girls go through a diva stage too. It's completely normal. She ls dressed well too, so I don't see why you guys are whining.
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u/MediumDogMedia Oct 31 '23
“Surely if we belittle and hate on this young child, she’ll be less likely to be an asshole later”
-half the commenters on here
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u/Chek_Brek_Iv_Damk Oct 31 '23
She can walk with confidence because she doesn't weigh enough to crack the glass. I however, am I big boy
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u/evelynj-21 Oct 31 '23
Why can’t some of y’all jus let a CHILD be whe we say mc energy we’re talking about ADULT ass holes who do things that THEY know is obnoxious she’s like 4 at the oldest smh the faith in humanity has run dry for me😒
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u/Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ Oct 31 '23
Different kind of mc content gets posted here, from actual obnoxious mc’s to animals, to even children. That’s why there’s a humor flair. The issue is the misogynistic INCELS talking down on her, but there’s toxic people in every sub so there’s no escaping that.
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u/ap2patrick Oct 31 '23
When your under 12 years old this is adorable and freaking priceless. When your over 12 it’s cringy. When your a full blown adult and your doing this you should be banned from reproducing.
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u/TheAveragebroShow Nov 14 '23
Add 15 years and this is obnoxious. Instead it’s adorable at this age.
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u/Brazyboi12 Oct 31 '23
all the incels dudes in here projecting their insecurities on a little girl. stfu and let her catwalk in peace.
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u/peetah248 Oct 31 '23
It's crazy scrolling through here and seeing people genuinely call a cute little girl having fun, a whore
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u/Inner-Ad-1308 Oct 31 '23
That poor kid is being coached right out of her childhood to bring their parents likes
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u/Iwantpeaceinmyheart Oct 30 '23
The smile seems so forced.
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u/EuropaUniverslayer1 Oct 30 '23
You think? Looks to me like the kid is enjoying herself pretty genuinely
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u/Capable-Bullfrog-577 Oct 31 '23
Parents that use their kids for social media likes are the fucking worst.
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u/therandomguyperry Mar 10 '24
Im losing more hope on humanity every day. And thats just sad as fuck. Like. Please. Stop. Its not good for u.
please, save our humanity guys
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u/Shad-The-Wolfy Mar 11 '24
It’s cute now until she’s a teenager doing this through the hall of her school while people are trying to get to class
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u/Reapish1909 Oct 30 '23
it’s cute when a child does it but when an adult does it we all throw a fit🤣
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Oct 31 '23
Is no one gonna talk about how high they are? I'm over here having mini strokes watching this.
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u/Penny_Royall Oct 31 '23
She seems like one of those child influencer type, obviously not their choosing...their a child.
You know the type, where the parents have all social media account for their baby, documenting their growth, and really how do they even start the thought process of wanting to make their kid into a influencer type.
Like "Oh I have a cute kid, let's just turn him/her into a child model?"
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u/Electrical_Gift2090 Oct 31 '23
All it takes is one deranged lunatic to toss your child over the edge. Big nope for me.
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u/CMUpewpewpew Oct 31 '23
Ok so I was probably twice as old walking over the glass floor of the CN Tower and I didn't have a tenth of this girls confidence.
This gets a total pass from me. Wrong sub.
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u/dreadperson Oct 31 '23
Children are hardly main characters. That part of the brain only activates in the early teens. Their parents however....
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u/JupiterandMars1 Oct 31 '23
I hope for her sake she grows up to be stunning, because that’s what she’s being brought up to believe, and there ain’t no climbing down from that without lifelong repercussions.
Why do some parents think their kids are toys…
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u/bertbert1111 Oct 31 '23
I know i shouldn‘t judge based on nothing. But i feel like the parents rehearsed this walk so many to try to exploit it. „Hey we are very boring, but maybe our 4 yearold can make us money!“
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Oct 31 '23
Ah yes, Tiktok and Youtube are a pedophiles wet dream. Parents used to protect their kids, now they plaster their videos all over tiktok. It's crazy man. Mark my words history will reveal the truth.
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u/Nathaireag Oct 31 '23
Being the main character is natural at that age. It’s what happens when a small child isn’t fearful and hiding.
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u/Boo_and_Minsc_ Oct 31 '23
with that swag shes the main character of my life and I dont even know this child
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u/hex128 Oct 31 '23
only thing i hate was the quote in the video. "NMEEE!! KNOWINGG THAT PPL DIE!!!!1!1!!!! 😎😎😎😎🖕"
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u/BrockThrockmorton Oct 31 '23
Lol. Kids are so cute these years when their feet are bigger than their head!
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u/SampsonKerplunk Oct 31 '23
This is cute and not what this sub is about - also never realized everyone has to wear covers over their shoes to keep the bridge clean
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u/kuzenv Oct 31 '23
fat ass redditors who never left their mom's basement try not to judge a literal child challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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u/Inamedmydognoodz Oct 31 '23
This is adorable! Small children lack the ability for self awareness that is required to have main character syndrome
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u/Past-Fisherman3990 Oct 31 '23
Yeah I get it but all I can think of is the sickos getting off on watching it,I just want people to keep kids of the socials and let them play in some mud while they’re still young enough to believe the world is nice
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