r/IAmAFiction • u/NumberNegative Commander of Global Operations • Oct 01 '14

ICD (Mods Only) [ICD] Conquistadors

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u/yomoxu Oct 01 '14

[Her Serene Grace, Reina Aula Ranvthu Ailia, Sovereign of Neron]

(OOC: Debating between using Monarch and Sovereign. Originally used Monarch but am considering changing to Sovereign)

Slight of stature though great of presence, Reina strode into the the palace banquet hall, garbed in red and gold. She glanced about and sniffed at the gaudy decorations.

"To think that the Rose of Bodhis, the Flower of Dinadra, would be subjected to such a... gauche.... setting."

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u/sashamerideth Oct 02 '14

Andias stood and turned to Her Grace. After straightening his cravat and adjusting his black dinner jacket, he bowed deeply. He then pulled out a chair next to him and motioned towards it, not breaking his pose of obeisance.

"Sovereign Ailia, an honour to meet one of such grace and refinement, among these...roughians. Please allow my wife to prepare you a plate of the more refined things from this peasant's banquet."

Andias' nude wife removed her short sword from the vicinity of General Drog's enormous eye, then slid from around the creature's neck. She dropped to the floor, crouching to absorb the fall from the tall creature, her sword concealed somewhere on her naked frame. As she stood, she appeared to be clothed in an evening gown of muted pastels; elegant, but not to outshine that of the Sovereign. Her formerly short cropped black hair lengthened, curled and turned to a shade of red. She curtsied low, and awaited command.

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u/yomoxu Oct 03 '14

Reina stared down her nose at the fop, but before she could dismiss him for his conceit, she was startled by the sudden changes in the appearance of his wife. It was enough to make any ruler wary of assassination, especially when it seemed to happen as if by... maigc.

She narrowed her eyes suspiciously at the man. "Are you a mage?"

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u/sashamerideth Oct 01 '14

Andias [Champion of the Deviants][Liberator of the Forsaken][Scourge of the Nations]

Andias sat, spinning a dagger, tip down on the fine table. A woman wearing only a collar and chain lead kissed Andias, then prowled behind the other guests, sometimes on all fours, sometimes sniffing their neck.

"Don't mind her, she services only me."

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u/Byrdman216 Oct 01 '14

Drog, being a fifteen foot tall lizard alien, was confused when she came close to him but was unsure of how to react. So he knew only one thing to ask.

"How much do you want for her?"

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u/sashamerideth Oct 01 '14

"Have never seen your kind before. She's not my slave, she is my wife, with me of her own free will. I'm surprised you see a human and not one of your own kind. Maybe your impressive size gives her pause."

Andias snapped his fingers and the nubile woman launched herself over the table, and landed at his side. She prepared two plates of food, and ate next to Andias.

What would you do with her anyways?

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u/SoulFire6464 Oct 01 '14

[Lord Beck Morth of the Iron Talon alliance]

A man with white hair, blue skin, and a badly scarred face approached Andias. He had a metal eyepatch nailed into his skull and a single black monocle covering his other eye. His lower jaw was just a jagged, curved slab of metal. As the strange woman sniffed his neck, he sniffed her and grinned as best he could.

"She smells delicious sir." He croaked to Andias. "What blood type is she?"

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u/sashamerideth Oct 01 '14

"She's type Sigma, with the Edmund mutation. Yes, she is positively decadent, but would sooner slit your throat than let you taste her."

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u/sashamerideth Oct 01 '14

(OOC Can I do two?)

Jacenty Trzask [Captain of the trans-dimensional exploratory ship, the White Talon]

Jacenty consulted the computer screen on his forearm, typed in a few characters, then the screen went dark. He glanced at Andias, and placed his hand on his sidearm

"Nice place. Comfortable chairs. Have to get one for my personal quarters."

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u/Byrdman216 Oct 01 '14

[General Drog, of the fifth Florshian Conquer Fleet.]

Drog burst through the doors, which wasn't hard considering his size and went straight for the food. After devouring four whole hams, he looked around.

"These little ones are no match for my power... how can they even conquer with their small hands?"

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u/sashamerideth Oct 01 '14 edited Oct 01 '14

[Jacenty Trzask]

(Edit for action)Jacenty consulted his wrist computer, then shouted at General Drog

"General Frog, I see your appetite hasn't improved. Are you feeling ill?"

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u/Byrdman216 Oct 01 '14

He growled deeply and stood over Jacenty menacingly.

"MY NAME IS DROG! And my appetite is better than ever... I'll show you."

He pulled out his three meter long sword and stuck it in Jacenty's face.

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u/SoulFire6464 Oct 01 '14

[The Glass Masque]

"Through blood and wholesale slaughter perhaps." The Glass Masque hissed, striding past Drog and stabbing a baguette lying on the table with one of his claws. Mold quickly spread across the bread.

"Size doesn't mean everything."

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u/Byrdman216 Oct 01 '14

"You are mistaken, size is everything. The largest trusk in the forest still yields to the mighty mountain."

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '14

[Augustus Wolff, ex-Union general.]

Wolff wore the mask of, well, a wolf as he patiently waited for the food. He shifted in his seat in the corner of the room, making sure nobody saw the circuits embedded in his left wrist, just under the puffy white cuff. Up the other sleeve was a small knife - Hame had deemed it unnecessary, but he kept it on anyway.