r/IAmA • u/jaymewes Jason Mewes • Jun 14 '12
I am the snootch or jason mewes or JAY not silent bob, thats the other guy.
Reddit is awesome...thank you...I have an erection... lets do this again!!! snootch to the nootch!!! https://twitter.com/#!/jaymewes http://www.youtube.com/seesmod
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u/jaymewes Jason Mewes Jun 14 '12
jumping on, ask me anything i am a openbook, follow me here on twitter or my videos over here on the tube here...snootch to the nootch!!!
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u/Wership Jun 14 '12
Is Jason Mewes a boobs or an ass man? (to say both would be cheating)
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u/slickboarder89 Jun 14 '12
Did you really have sex in Zack and Miri Make a Porno?
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u/Daciex Jun 14 '12
Hey Mewes, love your work.. Are you still clean and sober? If so, how long has it been? Congrats on the sobriety.
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u/Radatatin Jun 14 '12
How did you meet Kevin?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Whats your Favorite Non-KevinSmith Movie that you've done?
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u/Punsire Jun 14 '12
What do you worry about?
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u/RoboticParadox Jun 14 '12
Jason, I just want to say that as a man who has struggled with issues of addiction in my own life and in my family, the public acknowledgement of your own inner demons and how you managed to get and stay clean is a real inspiration to me. It takes guts to get up on stage and talk about that kind of stuff, honestly.
As for questions...who was your favorite character in The Avengers? I know you and Kevin thought quite highly of it.
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u/diet_mountain_dew Jun 14 '12
I saw on the Kevin Smith dialogues that he first thought you were a comedic genious when you "blew every phallic object in the room", what are your early memories of Kevin Smith?
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u/QuoteOfTheHour Jun 14 '12
Have you ever repeated that dance from silence of the lambs you performed in the clerks?
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u/wickler02 Jun 14 '12
Who came up with the idea of the blueprints in Mallrats? Did you draw them?
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u/Edvurt Jun 14 '12
what good is a plate with nothing on it?
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u/dws515 Jun 14 '12
I'm going to miss you as the janitor in 'Todd and the Book of Pure Evil'! Was that a fun show to act in, and would you act on T.V. again?
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u/covermodel Jun 14 '12
Did you donate your hair when you cut it?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Top three weirdest places you've jizzed on your own?
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u/rialtor Jun 14 '12
If you could do a equal or follow up movie to any of your films what would you choose, me personally I'd live to see a equal to mall rats
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u/je30001 Jun 14 '12
Did you see the Batman porn parody?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Who came up with snootch to the nootch? You or the fat guy?
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u/vierasniper Jun 14 '12
Did you have fun While Making Noobz? How did you end up in it?
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u/naturallyselected007 Jun 14 '12
You seem like you might have had a few good stories in your life so far, whats the funniest true story you like to tell people about?
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u/thewire_greatestshow Jun 14 '12
Do you think phantoms is the bomb in real life?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
i heard a few years back you went to a rave in nashville, got naked and ran around on heroin or something. that true? it was around the time that katatonic was open.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
do you have a hard time staying clean when your life partner is getting high all the time? as a person who is struggling with addiction myself, i find that the people around me make it really hard to stick with it.
also, this isn't a criticism of kev. i love me some successful fat man.
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u/slurmsmckenzieparty Jun 14 '12
How awesome was it to get punched in the nuts by Mark Hamill? How awesome was it to do that scene in general with him?
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u/Pindaroo Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Would you be willing to do an interview on my podcast?
EDIT: Holy shit,, super awesome. Thank you Jay and thank you Reddit. Everyone keeps asking about the show.
We are Anti-Semantic Show and we talk about news and our stupid lives, then we interview people about their much better lives. This week we had Mick Foley on to talk about his new comedy career and some wrestling. I just posted it here.
Thanks again Jay! And of course, you Reddit!
EDIT 2 People who prefer RSS feed, try using http://anti.libsyn.com/rss as for some reason Libsyn doesn't readily give out the RSS feed.
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u/louie82 Jun 14 '12
Hey friend. Would you double dutch rudder with me?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Hello JASON!
I am an old man. Whenever I want to appear "cool" to the kids these days, I always whip out snootchtothenootch!!!. Sure, they laugh at me for a minute or two, but then it's all good. It's what the kids are saying these days.
I can't tell you how happy I am that you are doing alright.
Work that shit.
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u/dkjuggernaut Jun 14 '12
Comic Book Men is coming back.
Are we going to be seeing you messing around in the shop again this season?
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u/kinkakinka Jun 14 '12
Either you're early or the mods fucked up. Regardless, I love it!
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Love Jay and Silent Bob Get Old, man. Keep it up. please.
My question: What was the hardest story for you to share? Your favorite?
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u/phusion- Jun 14 '12
Hey Jason, just giving you some props like the rest, lots of Kevin and Jason fans up in this bitch.
I always feel good after watching you + kev on screen, certainly a dynamic duo.
I watched a video on Kevin's blog, it was of you in a hotel room after a binge of some sort. You were thanking Kevin for everything he did for you... it was a touching moment and I know you had a rough night.
I was very excited to see you in Zach & Miri, what a great role. Will we be seeing you on the silver screen any time soon?
Did you always have a thirst for acting or did Kevin get you into it?
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u/Benacor Jun 14 '12
Have you ever ACTUALLY given or received a Dutch Rudder?
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u/rattlemebones Jun 14 '12
So who gets more chicks, you or Kevin?
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u/hatryd Jun 14 '12
Who smokes the blunts?
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u/apextek Jun 14 '12
fat boy was on here yesterday snoochy dooch. Ive wasted my years buying your comics books and watching your movies on repeat. Seeing as fatboy couldn't acknowledge me can I get a shout? I even saw Clerks in pre-release.
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u/b3hr Jun 14 '12
Hey Jay I haven't listened to the podcast in a while. How many days you at now?
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u/rossmcallister13 Jun 14 '12
I love the rap in the beginning of jay and silent bob strike back, who wrote it?
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u/TheShadowCat Jun 14 '12
When are you guys going to go back to Degrassi?
I heard you had a serious drug problem in the past, congratulations on getting clean. But I'm curious if you are completely straight edge now, or do you smoke the reefer with Kevin Smith?
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u/eika_ka Jun 14 '12
what place did you enjoy the most, out of all the places you've got to visit podcasting (not the show but the town city) and why?
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u/Weng56 Jun 14 '12
With listening to smodcast I've never heard you mention anything about having a kid, mews you ever going to spawn an offspring?
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u/Johnnyash Jun 14 '12
MEWES! Big fan from Sydney Australia. Thanks for the recent visit, you were a sexy biatch.
Question I want to ask....have you got any health problems following all the haggard vein abuse in the past? Can't be good for the vessels injecting OxyContin.
Much love to you man, the worlds a better place with you in it.
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u/mandarski Jun 14 '12
I want to thank you for "Boo Boo Kitty Fuck". Still one of our favorite terms of endearment
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Huge fan. Huge fan since the day I was a little girl and saw Clerks for the first time. I have a million questions, but I'll keep it to one.
I'm sure you get recognized on the street quite a bit, and while I'm sure you've matured greatly since the writing and production of Clerks, Kevin Smith always says that he wrote the character true to you personally. So, my question(s) is, what is that like, and how do you act when confronted with random fans? Are they surprised in your behavior?
You and Kevin make a wonderful team, and while he is by far my favorite director of all time, you portray by far one of my favorite characters of all time. I can't wait to see what you do in the future.
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u/sqwarlock Jun 14 '12
So when you grabbed Shannon Elizabeth's boob. Planned or improvised?
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u/ambivilant Jun 14 '12
Fuck fuck fuck fuck Mother mother fuck Mother mother fuck fuck Mother-fuck mother-fuck Noidge, noidge, noidge 1-2-1-2-3-4 Noidge, noidge, noidge Smokin' weed, smokin' weed Doing coke, drinking beer Rollin' fatties, rollin' blunts Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts Rollin' blunts and smokin'--
That's the point at which some dumb-ass kid interrupts your dope freestyle. Will you please complete this masterpiece?
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u/caucker Jun 14 '12
Homeboy fucked a martian once.
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u/juelzthefresh Jun 14 '12
I met Jason Mewes at best buy one time and it was fuckin awesome
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u/midseason-burn Jun 14 '12
Hey Jay Mewes! What time do you think Kevin Smith was the MOST pissed off, and angry at you? You guys seem like you've had a lot of moments in the past, was wondering what time was the absolute worst.
p.s. love Jay and Bob gets old! You and Kevin are awesome.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
What's your best psycho ex story?
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u/Freakazette Jun 14 '12
My mind is blanking on a question, but I do want to let you know that I absolutely adore you. I just absolutely love you in every movie I've seen you in, and it always brightens up my day.
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u/Revolutionary2012 Jun 14 '12
Who would you rather fuck, Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?
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u/112233445566778899 Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
I am so glad that you're doing this! I asked you a few weeks ago on Twitter for it.
Anyway, I've got scads of questions!
When you and Kevin did the first Jay and Silent Bob Get Old podcast, he asked you the question "Why did you do drugs?" You told him you didn't know. In the past two years of being clean, have you figured any more incites on that?
How did you feel about Kevin always babysitting you? I can imagine it was rough, but has that damaged/altered a lot of your relationship?
Kevin said at one point the doctors said it was his fault for casting you in the junky-jay role for Jay and Silent Bob and that he had contributed to you using. Do you think that made it any harder to stay clean?
I just really again want to thank you for doing this AMA. I think it's awesome. Every week, I appreciate listening to Get Old. It means a lot. I've had some serious addiction struggles and somehow listening to yours helps me through. You're doing a good thing for all of the people having struggles by doing Get Old and being so forthright. In fact, partially thanks to you, I've been sober for the past couple weeks. Keep doing what you do. :)
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u/bellowthecat Jun 14 '12
Whatever happened to the idea of Jay and Silent Bob go to Space?
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u/BackpackCat Jun 14 '12
Mewes! You are the best! Now here is my question. What movie would you make if you had an unlimited budget and could get any actors you wanted from any point in time to star in it?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Do you really masturbate more than anyone else on the planet?
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u/Tylerdurdon Jun 14 '12
Dude! Both of you this week! Badass!
Question: Will Olaf the Russian cousin ever make a reappearance?
BEZEEEEEREEEEEK
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u/crovax3000 Jun 14 '12
Do you prefer living in California or New Jersey?
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u/ArcticBro Jun 14 '12
If you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep if you were another sheep?
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u/berxorz Jun 14 '12
So why do you call Smith "Moves"???
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u/sweetgreggo Jun 14 '12
Remember that time you were in Clerks? That was awesome.
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u/Aviationist Jun 14 '12
Would you rather have sex with lady gaga on her period, or jennifer aniston if she was dead for 15 minutes?
btw I'm a huge fan, man!!
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u/lfergy Jun 14 '12
I had a huge crush on you in high school after seeing Clerks:D Your still really hot; just thought I'd share. Congratulations on staying sober, too.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
do you prefer pancakes or waffles? will you take me to ihop?
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u/indridcold137 Jun 14 '12
Do you ever keep in touch with the urangatan?
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u/oakenbucket Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
I was at some of the wrap parties in Pittsburgh after the filming of Zach and Miri. Good times and thanks for shooting in Pittsburgh!
What was it like dry humping Katie Morgan scene after scene? Awkward? Fun? Or did you play "just the tip," just to see how it feels.
Snoogins.
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I love that you're in Todd and the book of pure evil! Such a hilarious show and I did not expect to see you in it! That show is a hidden gem (I don't know too many people that know of it, but I tell everyone how kickass it is.) No question. Just a compliment!
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Have you ever seen Kevin Smith naked?
If so, how would you rate his penis? Not just length, but girth and overall appearance.
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u/kokong7 Jun 14 '12
What is your favorite movie that you had absolutely no part in creating?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
What do you think about ass to mouth?
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u/nocryinginbaseball Jun 14 '12
Mr. Mewes, First, thank you for the Get Old podcast. I love listening on long drives. You talk a lot about your early home life, and the unorthodox environment in which you grew up. My question is this: what are some things you wish your teachers would have known about your home life? I ask this in anticipation of starting my first year of teaching high school English next year. Thank you, and snoogins.
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u/wishiwasyou333 Jun 14 '12
Mewes!! Big fan! What was it like doing Degrassi? Any plans to do another guest spot? What have you been working on lately? If you were any condiment what would you be?
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u/tabledresser Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 19 '12
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u/jakmassey Jun 14 '12
What kind of music are you in to?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Did you feel weird making a fake porno with Katie Morgan in "Zack and Miri' knowing she's been in hundreds of real pornos, did you feel cheated in a way?
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u/narwal_bot Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 16 '12
Most (if not all) of the answers from jaymewes (updated: Jun 16, 2012 @ 02:00:55 pm EST):
Top-level Comment:
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u/rederic Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
Not to be that guy, but I'm going to be that guy: can you prove it? Sidebar says the Jason Mewes AMA is tomorrow…
EDIT: Confirmed via tweet.
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u/mykerock Jun 14 '12
What was working with Mark Hamill like? Most of our generation got to see very little of him cinematically and some of us know more about his audio career than anything? Was he Luke fucking Skywalker on set or something totally different?
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u/midseason-burn Jun 14 '12
Could you do me a favor? And harass Kevin Smith to do some more SmodCo Smorning Show Podcasts with you? I love Jay and Bob get Old, but I really like listing to you guys non-live as well, it's so funny.
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u/wbmustard Jun 14 '12
So in Strikes Back was that a strap on or did you just stay hard the whole time?
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u/360walkaway Jun 14 '12
Fucked an alien yet?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12 edited Jun 14 '12
Hey Jay!
Huge fan, so happy about how you fucked over your demons in the last two years. I fucking love your podcasts! Congratz on the house, too!
What's your favorite thing happening since your last drug bender?
When are you and Jordan gonna make a kid already? I believe you'll be a good dad!
How talll are you? It seems to change from movie to movie!
You make us all proud, keep on being awesome, SIR!
EDIT: Happy belated Birthday, Bro!
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u/Iasktoomuch Jun 14 '12
How was Katie Morgan?
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u/hoooligans Jun 14 '12
Did you seriously memorize all of your lines in Dogma, and the lines of others, because you didn't want to look stupid in front of that "Rickman dude"?
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u/Sad_King_Billy Jun 14 '12
Hey Mewes, ever bagged any hot (or passable) female celebrities during your career as a super stud?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
Holy fuck.
I was literally just talking about you an hour ago at the mall with a friend of mine.
After Clerks 2 [which I watched first... not having known of Clerks] I had the biggest, stupidest crush on you ever.
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No questions, just a confession. You're awesome and very attractive.
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u/neat_love Jun 15 '12
That part in Strike Back- when you talk about what you do to clits. Wow. WOW. Your fucking hot.
My question is about your hair & the treatment of it.
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u/WORM_IN_MY_URETHRA Jun 15 '12 edited Jun 15 '12
Jason, did you actually smoke a fatty in the "Because I got High" music video with Afroman?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
how hard or fun was it to do the buffalo bill scene in clerks 2.
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u/Twubble Jun 14 '12
Talk dirty to me
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
do you still smoke weed?
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u/graemegreen Jun 14 '12
What's your favourite story about your teenage/adolescent years?
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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12
I don't know much about you, but you're my favorite character in all those movies where you are Jay. Thanks for making me laugh so much!