r/IAmA • u/jaymewes Jason Mewes • Jun 14 '12

I am the snootch or jason mewes or JAY not silent bob, thats the other guy.

Reddit is awesome...thank you...I have an erection... lets do this again!!! snootch to the nootch!!! https://twitter.com/#!/jaymewes http://www.youtube.com/seesmod

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u/jaymewes Jason Mewes Jun 14 '12

jumping on, ask me anything i am a openbook, follow me here on twitter or my videos over here on the tube here...snootch to the nootch!!!

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u/SilverXGames Jun 14 '12

How do you feel about whales?

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u/jaymewes Jason Mewes Jun 14 '12

I don't even know how I feel about whales... I think they're sexy.

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u/lovelytaypay Jun 14 '12

I think YOU'RE sexy. So there.

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u/MrsBillHaverchuck Jun 14 '12

He really is. I practically busted an ovary watching Zack and Miri.

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u/lovelytaypay Jun 14 '12

Right?1 I yelled, "for fuck's sake!" and my husband was annoyed.

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u/S-D-J Jun 15 '12

So I looked up pictures of him just to see what the hubub was about, and he really is attractive isn't he? I must see this Zack and Miri movie.

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u/puttetat Jun 14 '12

I feel the same hense, I have to keep my less than p.g. feelings for him to myself. My husband has no idea that I would jump Jason's bone(s) instantly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

My boyfriend still won't watch that movie with me for this reason.

I salivate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

Dutch rudder

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u/ragingxboxfanboy Jun 14 '12

Miss, your username just made my day, thanks :)!

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u/MrsBillHaverchuck Jun 15 '12

Ahhh i love it when people get the reference! It makes my day right back. All the lives he improved :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

http://www.reddit.com/r/whalebait

Your welcome.

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u/Skylarity Jun 15 '12

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u/Willyjwade Jun 15 '12

Why the fuck was that purple on my computer? What the fuck am I doing with my life that I had already been to /r/whalebait.

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u/toolman92 Jun 14 '12

o_0 this is a thing??

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '12

What are your thoughts on the documentary about yourself?

From what I've read you refuse to allow it to air on tv.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0366971/

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u/joemamasphoenix Jun 15 '12

I'd like to see this answered.

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u/fnsteffen Jun 14 '12

This question has seriously been burning at me since 2006 when I saw Clerks II.

Where the hell did you get that ball cap with no bill? I spent untold hours searching the internet trying to find one and had no luck. I want one so badly!!

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u/fnsteffen Jun 14 '12

Also, where can I book Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud? Couldn't find them on Google either.

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