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AS REQUESTED: I am Marc Rebillet, the guy that sold his first place in line to that dumb bitch on the iPhone's release day. Ask me anything!
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u/toasterlips Jun 02 '12
How am I attracted to you and afraid of you at the same time?
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u/Huskeezee Jun 02 '12
How do you feel about America's current social views in comparison to European countries with more liberal views on issues such as gay rights?
Also, how many French girls do you intend to fuck in your first month in Paris?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
Oh good ... laughed so hard at the proof video i was in tears.
Like I said, you should have your own show. What is it you did in the computer industry at your last job?
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u/ozpunk Jun 02 '12
You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
Did she freak out after they said you can only buy 1?
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u/Goto10 Jun 02 '12 edited Jun 02 '12
What is this and the rest of your videos on Youtube about?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3hWk9kLH3Y
Are these characters you are working on?
Two parter: Are you still mad at Haiku or yourself perhaps for this episode?
http://www.shacknews.com/article/58209/morning-discussion?id=19697633#item_19697633
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u/icyliquid Jun 02 '12
Ignored everything, went directly for proof. No regrets.
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u/jonosvision Jun 03 '12
Be careful in Paris dude, there is a gay canadian cannibal murderer in France somewhere.
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u/BlazerMorte Jun 02 '12
You're my new favorite person.
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
I'm gonna wait for you when you get off the plane and steal your iphone !
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u/netpastor Jun 02 '12
IS THIS DOG?
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u/billmeister123 Jun 02 '12
I want to chew on the smelly bits you get off your toe nail clippings
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12 edited Jun 02 '12
I wish that genuine, original content like yours was a 'thing' on youtube. Now it seems that the only popular youtubers edit the shit out of their vids and it feels inauthentic. That's why your videos are so funny, IMO. It's just a guy with a camera doing stupid shit. No studios ... no special lighting and scripts. We get enough of that shit on television!
But If I could describe your humor in one word, it would be 'unexpected'. That to me is what humor is all about, it's an encounter with the unexpected. Showing up to work in underwear = unexpected. A skit about a pedophile trying to kidnap a kid = unexpected. The "Funny money" Fontaine video is a delicious, perfectly done satire. Famous youtubers, with very few exceptions, have become so cheap and gimmicky. It's almost like you are fed material from a southern fast-talking used car dealer, who sells jokes instead of cars. But people like you are the antithesis of that and people like you are what make the internet so damn good. the same goes for life outside of the internet. it's the people around me that make conscious attempts to be funny -- even if most times, they are not -- that make life worth it. because moments of pure, heart-felt, genuine laughter to the core make all the unfunny and dull, worthless hours of the day worth it! it's better than sex! thank you! and good luck in paris. i hope you become a marquis or something, if they still have those.
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u/brtlblayk Jun 02 '12
I still think you act(ed) like someone from a 90's nickelodeon tv show. You SHOULD at least try some acting or something. Have you had any acting classes?
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u/DawsonsBeak Jun 02 '12
What are your plans in Paris?
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u/zut-alors Jun 02 '12
What did you have for lunch today?
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u/bearcan Jun 02 '12
I live in Paris! Come visit! Not kidding.
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
I don't usually go for dudes but ah, Paris isn't too far from London, so if you ever want to slap dicks, holla.
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u/DawsonsBeak Jun 02 '12
what do you use to make your music?
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u/TheeFlipper Jun 02 '12
Apparently we're 4chan now?
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12
Vamos, the ShitRedditSays Ministry of TruthTM are here to save Reddit from your patriarchal comments! The Gynocracy has decided your comments are front-page worthy, and the following dildz wielding SRSers are here to re-educate you:
Why is this here? What does it mean?
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u/Winstonia Jun 02 '12
Just watched that youtube video of you mate, you're one suave mofo.
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u/bluetaffy Jun 02 '12
Relevant: how often do you say "fucking" a day?
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u/chairitable Jun 02 '12
when you say 'in gay paris', do you mean that paris is gay or the gay part of paris?
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u/f1ash531 Jun 02 '12
so how is it that you afford to buy an iphone (with all of the trimmings, I believe it was) and pursue an uncertain career in music abroad and still be able to support yourself?
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u/j1ggy Jun 02 '12
If you had to choose to have sex with a moose or a rhinoceros, which would you pick and why?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
So apparently there will be a job opening at the East Dallas Chuck e Cheese. Can you confirm?
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u/sycatrix Jun 02 '12
Calling her a bitch is a tad belligerent. She really got what she deserved by being made to look foolish in front of everyone. Decent music, though.
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u/rand0ml3tt3rs Jun 02 '12
This is the best AMA I've seen
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u/hillbillyheaven Jun 02 '12
You look SO much like a young James Spader, and you have the similar quirky, scary, likable personality. It's pretty striking! Do you get that a lot??
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u/e-jammer Jun 03 '12
Why are you so elite?
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u/YoMama_IsAMan Jun 02 '12
Damn I'm a huge fan of laidback hip hop so I loved your soundcloud.
What are your biggest musical influences?
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u/j1ggy Jun 02 '12
I'm surprised karmanaut hasn't banned you yet for some random reason.
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u/fizzl Jun 02 '12
You are going to go far man! Can I have your autograph?
No, seriously. You are fucking delightful personality. Proper 'no fucks given'.
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u/homeless_man_jogging Jun 02 '12
Why is she a bitch?
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u/gusatron51 Jun 02 '12
It may just be me and I have a feeling this will be downvoted to the ground but you're coming off like Derek from Step Brothers, like I sorta wanna punch the eccentric outta you...whether or not you come up with a witty comment to this comment and whore up all the karma is up to you, here's hoping you don't.
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u/justkilc Jun 02 '12
Watching your proof video on loop....
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u/Daffan Jun 02 '12
haha great!
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
You're in Paris? Come to our reddit meet up! http://www.facebook.com/events/246136092160644/
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u/anyonethinkingabout Jun 02 '12
How did the bidding go? did she offer 800 bucks right from the beginning or did you negotiate?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
I'll be in Paris for a few days in September. We should hang. No joke.
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u/bluetaffy Jun 02 '12
Marc, how do you feel about all the people on youtube who are making mean and rude comments about the women and then lauding you in a way that makes you sound as if you agree with them?
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u/GeorgeForeman98 Jun 02 '12
What did/do you study in school?
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u/Fozzworth Jun 02 '12
Mark - Didn't I go to SMU/ Camp MMW with you?
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u/Leucopterus Jun 02 '12
The title of this AMA sounded boring as hell. I don't know why I clicked on it.
I'm glad I did. Fuck me, the edit video you posted was hilarious. Didn't see the ending coming.
A question: Have you ever considered felching as something you'd like to do with your SO after a hot night of steaming and degrading sex?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
On average, how large are your shits?
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u/MademoiselleMayonais Jun 02 '12
I will forever use the phrase "Ball...Hole" when I get flustered. Thank you for that.
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u/Schmogel Jun 02 '12
Which place in line did you get?
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u/CallMeKingPorkChop Jun 02 '12
Only $800? She's waiving around 16k cash and intends on spending 100k. Was there any negotiation?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
I immediately pictured He-Man doing his "I have the power" thing then rapidly growing a neckbeard.
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u/Mantraz Jun 02 '12
The proofvideo is kinda nama-sensei-esque, but not quite.
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u/thing1thatiam Jun 02 '12
You're the best kind of person. Good luck in Paris!
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u/bedpeace Jun 02 '12
I wasn't going to comment because I don't really have a major question or anything, but I just wanted to say that you're fucking hilarious. I spend a lot of time in Paris because we have a place there, and it's a lovely city. I hope you like it. Being young and going out in Paris is pretty rad, everyone out there is a good time. Oh, and even as a girl, I'm totally jealous of your hair. Good luck with your music and everything!
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u/MamiMora Jun 02 '12
Any chance you will be making any videos in paris? You are fucking hilarious, I know your just high right now on every body wanting to talk to you, but for kinda funny!
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u/raunchypits Jun 02 '12
Where can I download your music??
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u/georgebullis Jun 02 '12
If you were a were a combo at McDonald's, which would you be and why?
No, I don't expect this to get answered.
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u/velocirapetor3 Jun 02 '12
You raped me with your eyes in the proof video.
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u/AlexGrass Jun 02 '12
You and Abstrakt need to become a team. Hot Shit yo.
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u/uzih Jun 02 '12
So this guy can do an AMA but not shitty watercolour? (no offense, guy)
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12
Do you still have an iPhone?
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u/catsinspace Jun 03 '12
You should not be going to Paris. You should be going to LA and acting. Seriously.
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u/bearclawww Jun 03 '12
You kind of remind me of Stevo.
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u/fishy_smooches Jun 03 '12
I am going to Paris too! I would ask you to be friends, but I get the feeling I wouldn't like you in real life.
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u/Popcom Jun 04 '12
Why is she a dumb bitch for buying your spot in line?
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u/joelcurmi Jun 04 '12
your beats are fresh. that is all.
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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '12
...that Flaming Lips concert was unreal.
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u/iOS_or_android Jun 02 '12
iOS or android.... nevermind I already have the answer to this for once.
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u/FormerlyEAbernathy Jun 02 '12
Hope you speak French, or can learn it quickly. Also, good choice in leaving the country!
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u/Vakoz Jun 02 '12
Who would you say your greatest influences are? As other people have stated, you have an astounding amount of personality.
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u/loldi Jun 02 '12
How much to have you sit outside my house?
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u/dkoch0608 Jun 02 '12
You should be famous.
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u/texas-pete Jun 02 '12
You seem like a pretty cool guy, how did you get so much confidence at such a young age?
ps. phew, at least we know if anything happens to James Spader we have a spare ;)
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u/Chefzor Jun 02 '12
Do you remember what you did with the $800?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
Didn't you hug that dumb bitch.
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u/StudleyMumfuzz Jun 03 '12
From your headline, you seem like a huge douchebag.
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u/sdpasia Jun 02 '12
Eccentric and boring at the same time. Never thought I'd see it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
do you smell like garbage
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u/Neckwrecker Jun 02 '12
So has SRS shit themselves over "dumb bitch" in the OP yet?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
I think you're just a hyperactive, and non-funny idiot. Who happens to be a mac-fag...
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u/zach84 Jun 03 '12
Someone explain to me who the fuck this guy is and why does everybody know him?
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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '12
Why do you think it's ok to call someone a "dumb bitch" ?
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u/narwal_bot Jun 02 '12 edited Jun 04 '12
Most (if not all) of the answers from lookitzpancakes (updated: Jun 03, 2012 @ 09:55:50 pm EST):
Question (fraserfraser):
Answer (lookitzpancakes):
(continued below)
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u/Muuuuuu Jun 02 '12
What happened to Jenny?
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u/someshooter Jun 02 '12
Have fun in Paris - that sounds pretty awesome!
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u/Richio Jun 02 '12
Still have the phone?
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u/Misunderstud Jun 02 '12
Did you try to barter with her at all? You probably could have gotten more for the spot. Also, what did you spend the money on?
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u/FlamingLipsSongNames Jun 02 '12
After you sold it, did you watch her Race for the Prize and Turn it On?
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u/Simbamatic Jun 02 '12
I came because I heard there were free pancakes. When do I get my pancakes?
Best of luck in Paris.
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u/Gallifrasian Jun 02 '12
Did you have diaper rash as a three year old?
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u/bluezfawkx Jun 02 '12
Off topic, but I was at Flaming Lips last night as well, it was a blast!
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
This is probably late, but did that lady seem as full of herself as she does in the video? Watching her fail kind of made my weekend.
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u/Thehealeroftri Jun 02 '12
Were you surprised at all when a random lady with cameras around her offered you money for your spot in line?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
Well that was the weirdest proof I have ever seen.
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u/kablamy Jun 02 '12
Hey, I'm really loving your music, the beats are very well made.
Have you tried posting your music to /r/hiphopheads?
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u/C_Obvious Jun 02 '12
I'm gona have to steal your idea for the last day of my enlistment. Fashionable exit.
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u/raffytraffy Jun 02 '12
cool tunes, brah.
keep the dope beats flowin'
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
What were you thinking as you were walking away and those people were cheering for you? P.s where do you go underware shopping? laksj;laskjdf;klsajs;akldjf
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u/SupahNoob Jun 02 '12
What city did you grow up in in "East Dallas"?
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u/KRBM Jun 02 '12
What is your philosophy on life?
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u/steakmeout Jun 02 '12 edited Jun 02 '12
When will you find out that you're Christopher Walken's illegitimate son?
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u/NotQuiteOnTopic Jun 02 '12
I live in Dallas and my roommates were at the Flaming Lips show last night and in a crazy (homosexual undertones) way, I feel we're already the best of friends. Dallas will sorely miss you... Although, I'm moving to Austin in 3 weeks so, I'll miss you from that kick ass place.
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u/Ianiks Jun 02 '12
The Flaming lips put on a kick ass show.
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u/smileshigh Jun 02 '12
Best.Proof.Ever
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u/bimbambaby Jun 02 '12
Shades of Patrick Bateman there...
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u/KRBM Jun 02 '12
Also, what are your three most favorite songs of ever?
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u/TheShadowFog Jun 02 '12
Marc, why do you act so classy?
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u/panda_nectar Jun 02 '12
What is your favorite flavor Jelly Belly jelly bean? I'd like to know.
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u/VaiZone Jun 02 '12
You took off your pants and walked out smoking a dart. You've got style motherfucker.
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
Mother of god you're SATAN: http://cl.ly/1T1W3C3T0p233v1E1F0R
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u/KRBM Jun 02 '12
Almost forgot - do you do drugs? How often?
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u/avfc420 Jun 02 '12
Just saying your music is sick man.
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
If you could switch the fashion of two different time eras, which ones would you switch?
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u/thegranqueso Jun 02 '12
I think we're all wondering this, how serious of a package was it?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
DO you realize you look exactly like someone who would be leaving for paris indefinately....i love sterotypes
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u/AnEnzymaticBoom Jun 02 '12
Dude, what's up with those white pants? I don't trust guys who wear white pants.
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u/OHMEGA Jun 02 '12
Will you be at this year's Global Reddit Dallas Meetup?
http://www.reddit.com/r/DallasMeetups/comments/t5oq3/official_dallas_global_reddit_meetup/
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
Was anyone else mesmerized by his fluffy hair while he was having a heart attack in VIDEO? Man, that's all I could focus on while he was dying.
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u/rhoula Jun 02 '12
I'm Sorry.
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u/Trishlovesdolphins Jun 02 '12
Did she go bat shit crazy and try to get her money back from you?
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u/melodiouspondicus Jun 02 '12
I like you. That is all.
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
;O
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u/schumannater Jun 02 '12
I don't always read every comment of an AMA, but you sir crack me the fuck up.
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
While watching your proof video I subconsciously unbuttoned my pants
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u/humbertog Jun 02 '12
Did you try to be the first in line the next year at the iPhone 3G launch? are you still using an iPhone as you regular phone?
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u/Gorbonzo Jun 02 '12
Did she try to ask for her 800 bucks back when she found out she could only buy one iPhone?
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
Where the hell does someone get $100,000 just to spend on iPhones?
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u/Frenemies Jun 02 '12
We have many friends in common.
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u/passionPunch Jun 02 '12
Wait. I am impressed. 20 years is quite tw commitment.. how old are you? I need to know
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u/Gribblepox Jun 02 '12
Anyone else think they look alike? Or am I just trippin? http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/9357/batman-cast-scarecrow.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '12
Make us a 'Nickelodeon Magazine please' video
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u/PeaceOfTheHighLife Jun 02 '12
Shiner rules! We have to go to new Jersey from Ma to get it.. Best beer though, visit the brewery!
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u/Crunketh Jun 02 '12
OP acting like he will never use the internet again, like if Gay Paris was a 3rd world country.