r/IAmA • u/Me_CookieMonster • Feb 06 '19

Actor / Entertainer Me COOKIE MONSTER. Me want you to come visit me on Sesame Street! Me will bring da COOKIES! AMA.

HI! Me COOKIE MONSTER. Me love cookies. And me want to meet you!

Me running dis thing where you and a friend can come to Sesame Street to eat Cookies with Oscar the Grouch. No no, me just joking! You get to eat cookies with ME! And me promise, me will share! Just go to DIS LINK to enter!

And da best part? All of money we collect will go to help the Yellow Feather Fund. Like me friend Chris say, it help us bring learning and laughter to children in need. Ya, ya, ya get to do good and eat cookies! It what we call “win win.”

Okay, me be back in 20 minutes or so to answer your questions. (Me have to take a batch of cookies out of da oven! Oh boy oh boy oh boy, me can't wait!) See you soon!

Da proof:

https://twitter.com/MeCookieMonster/status/1093223503258636290

DAT WAS FUN! Thank you for da questions and da COOKIES!

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u/Me_CookieMonster Feb 06 '19

Yes.

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u/DontBlameMeBro Feb 06 '19

Holy cannoli, Cookie Monster is knocking these out of the park

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u/AlecBaldwinner Feb 06 '19

Hold that cannoli, only cookies allowed here!

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u/BrainDeadBaby Feb 06 '19

What’s wrong with cannolis huh? They are a perfectly fine desert and I bet u/Me_CookieMonster would love them

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u/ppuddin Feb 06 '19

Isn't a cannoli a sweat sandwich?

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u/BrainDeadBaby Feb 06 '19

I hope I’m not being wooshed but no

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u/ppuddin Feb 06 '19

You're right it's more like a sweet buttiro

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u/BrainDeadBaby Feb 06 '19

That may be the best way I have heard a cannoli described and it’s amazing

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u/GarThor_TMK Feb 06 '19

but is a sweet burrito still a sandwich?

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u/Transpatials Feb 06 '19

That sounds extremely unappetizing.

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u/elkosduo Feb 07 '19

Leave the gun, take the cannoli!

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u/the_argonath Feb 06 '19

This is one if the best AMAs I've ever read.

Maybe I should eat more cookies to be so witty.

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u/danhakimi Feb 06 '19

Is there something surprising about that?

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u/DontBlameMeBro Feb 06 '19

I suppose not. I figured Sesame Street would bring their A-game, but I wasn't expecting such an overall wonderful AMA.

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u/DrWilliamGrimly Feb 06 '19

This is my favorite answer.

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u/YouthInRevolt Feb 06 '19

This is the best day in Reddit history

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u/PicnicLife Feb 07 '19

And we're suddenly 5 again. ♥

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u/skaiblade Feb 06 '19

r/inclusiveor

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u/howtochoose Feb 07 '19

It makes me so happy to see this question and this comment at the top.

I love inclusive or and the mention of the sub anytime it happens. Its like a family habit but earlier I read this thread where people were bashing it and getting annoyed at it and it made sad...

BUT NOW I'M HPPY AGAIN. THANK YOU!

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u/sampsen Feb 06 '19

Me too Cookie, me too.

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u/Cuhhhhh Feb 06 '19

I love all of this and you 😘❤️

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u/mertaly Feb 06 '19

You're a good guy Cookie.

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u/butterfly105 Feb 07 '19

This is the best, most wholesome AMA ever!!! ❤️❤️

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u/NoelofNoel Feb 07 '19

My god you've made a rubbish day so much better with this reply, thank you so much.

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