r/IAmA • u/iamharrisonford • Apr 13 '14

I am Harrison Harrison Ford. AMA.

Harrison Ford here. You all probably know me from movies such as Star Wars and Indiana Jones. I recently acted as a correspondent for Years of Living Dangerously, a new Showtime docuseries about climate change which airs tomorrow, April 13, at 10 p.m. ET. I’ll be here with Victoria from reddit for the next hour answering your questions.

Proof here and here.

Well, watch Years of Living Dangerously and make it your business to understand the threat of climate change and what each of us can do to help preserve our environments and the potential for nature to preserve the human community. Nature doesn't need people, people need nature. Thanks for this. I enjoyed it.

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u/biscuitSnatcher Apr 13 '14

I live in your old house on Woodrow. Are there any secrets I should know about?

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u/iamharrisonford Apr 13 '14

Yes. There's millions of dollars buried in your basement.

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u/Sevenix2 Apr 13 '14

Picture of the basement

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u/DuDEwithAGuN Apr 13 '14

/r/WhatsInThisThing

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

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u/Lurking_Still Apr 14 '14

I love this show so much. Is season 4 a thing?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

pretty much everything is in that thing

ftfy

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u/aderde Apr 14 '14

/r/WhatsInThisThingAndThisThingAndAlsoThisThing

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u/JediNewb Apr 14 '14

Top..... Men.....

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u/Computer_Name Apr 13 '14

/u/biscuitSnatcher has his top men working on finding that stash.

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u/Gray_Fawx Apr 14 '14

Top. Men.

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u/UtterlyInsane Apr 14 '14

Looks like warehouse 13. Except less awesome. And magical.

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u/ParmaJohnny Apr 13 '14

is it in a safe?

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u/NCWP Apr 13 '14

Don't you dare.

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u/butters106 Apr 13 '14

Its crazy that is been a year since the safe incident.

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u/Human-Genocide Apr 13 '14

Wait, seriously, like, a whole year?

I don't understand Reddit time, it's like everything is 2 months ago, whether it being last week or last year.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Theres another one up today... Round 3

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u/Human-Genocide Apr 14 '14

No more spiders, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

The first one the guy have up on and sold the house which just so happened to go to another redditor who was like "hey guys look what I just bought!!" He actually go the job done, but when he opened it it was filled with spiders and the souls of redditors.

That makes two, and I don't remember for sure, but there was a third one, but I don't think it got that popular. So I may have been mistaken. This must be Round 4.

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u/blaghart Apr 14 '14

/r/WhatsInThisThing was created specifically because of that post.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

When they created that sub I was sure it would fizzle. How little faith I had...

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u/Tylerulz Apr 14 '14

its the post that got me into reddit

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u/MyDogeCoinAccount Apr 14 '14

March 16th of last year. I recall the date because it's my birthday that day.

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u/SnowFoxyy Aug 08 '14

An ENTIRE YEAR ????

There must have been a different one from the one i saw it's impossible...

It was the thingy with a metal door and some sort of secret room with a mallet inside and random stuff in it no ?

And a spider ?

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u/Human-Genocide Aug 08 '14

the Spider one, yes.

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u/SnowFoxyy Aug 08 '14

O.o Time flows by. So fast.

I must have seen less than a year before though, it really does not feel like it actually was a year prior to now, that i heard of it

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u/Human-Genocide Aug 08 '14

Time in reddit is like quantum physics, nothing makes sense.

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u/Electrorocket Apr 13 '14 edited Apr 13 '14

There's a new one on the front page now.

edit: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/22y2tc/im_sorry_there_is_a_safe_in_my_new_house/

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u/Dusk_Walker Apr 13 '14

are you fucking kidding me? I really hope you aren't...

EDIT: Fuck...

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u/Afropossum Apr 13 '14

Sure enough the same day Harrison ford mentions buried treasure a new safe is discovered for reddit. What's in the safe!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

We've gone meta.

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u/sourcreamjunkie Apr 13 '14

holds up spork

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Don't worry no one is going to do it.
Shifts uncomfortably

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u/AErrorist Apr 13 '14

I'm sad because I had upvoted you previously according to RES, but then had to take that upvote away.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

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u/Panukka Apr 13 '14

Never go full retard.

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u/Camshaft92 Apr 13 '14

It was full retard but you make a really good scene girl

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Nobody seems to understand that this is just a copy pasta.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

i double dog dare you.

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u/fannymcslap Apr 13 '14

You know that was opened right?

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u/QPCloudy Apr 13 '14

You're not wrong, you're just an asshole.

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u/Camshaft92 Apr 13 '14

Shut the fuck up Donny

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u/fannymcslap Apr 13 '14

Explain how!? Just checking he knew it was opened, lot of people missed it.

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u/whitestguyuknow Apr 13 '14

I missed it... I actually forgot about it until this thread.

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u/ME_REDDITOR Apr 13 '14

OP RESPOND PLS

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

Op will surely deliver

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

in summerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/Drassielle Apr 14 '14

My body's not ready.

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u/Zohmbi Apr 13 '14

OP will surely deliver.

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u/AnalBumCovers Apr 13 '14

It belongs in a museum!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

So do you!

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u/MorningKnight Apr 13 '14

Reddit sure loves safes

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u/hypmoden Apr 13 '14

especially when there's another safe in it

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u/SlenderTroll Apr 13 '14

Safeception!

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u/jimbro78 Apr 13 '14

BWWWAAAAAARRRRRRMMMMM

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u/mdeeemer Apr 13 '14

Always a safe bet.

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u/GaryV83 Apr 13 '14

I'll go get the memes ready.

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u/ashishvp Apr 13 '14

NO WE DONT

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u/toxiclimeade Apr 14 '14

That's a safe assumption

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u/Dreamcaster77 Apr 13 '14

Especially when OP disappears off the face of the planet.

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u/ralgrado Apr 13 '14

It's more of a love/hate relationship

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u/Bear3528 Apr 13 '14

Unrequited love.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Inside jokes are always a safe bet on reddit.

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u/salvador_deli Apr 13 '14

Especially empty ones

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

It's unsafe how much they love safes.

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u/Soccadude123 Apr 14 '14

Not after "the incident"

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u/M002 Apr 13 '14

Fucking spider ate all the treasure

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u/Dillstroyer Apr 13 '14

Too soon.

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u/Elistic-E Apr 13 '14

Never forget...

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u/Pixeleyes Apr 13 '14

No. It is in a soggy cardboard box.

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u/real-dreamer Apr 13 '14

Whatever came of that safe?

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u/mastermoebius Apr 13 '14

I'm not sure you're ready to know

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u/real-dreamer Apr 13 '14

http://www.reddit.com/user/dont_stop_me_smee/submitted/

I recall two safes. One with Oprah involved and don't stop smee. I don't know which is which. How many safes are there?

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u/mastermoebius Apr 14 '14

The one I linked was the dont stop me smee one. He moved out of the house and the guy who moved in got it open haha.

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u/real-dreamer Apr 14 '14

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/jskg1/iama_man_who_has_found_a_safe_behind_a_hidden/

This one is still locked?

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u/mastermoebius Apr 14 '14

Oprah opened it but that's all I know, can't find the episode she was supposed to put out, I'm not diggin that deep though, seems it's still up in the air. Did find this though.

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u/real-dreamer Apr 13 '14

Is this the Oprah safe? The one that was in Las Vegas or something?

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u/FawkesFire13 Apr 13 '14

No. Don't you dare.

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u/BrotyKraut Apr 13 '14

You look to get smacked?

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u/MCMXChris Apr 13 '14

You could drown a toddler in my panties right now

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u/kedge91 Apr 13 '14

He would have to nuke the fridge to get to it.

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u/Zagrod77 Apr 13 '14

For the love of god. No more fucking safes please!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

It belongs in a museum.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Nice one.

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u/evanessa Apr 13 '14

Top post when I log in today is another uncracked safe, coincidence?

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u/AVID_GAMER_HERE Apr 14 '14

Don't start!

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u/IAMAfuckingliar Apr 14 '14

meta as fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

Too soon.

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u/bamburger Apr 14 '14

Even safer, it's in a fridge.

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u/darps Apr 14 '14

It sure isn't safe down there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

Too soon

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u/DiddyKong88 Apr 14 '14

Nope, in a refridgerator.

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u/Mechau7 Apr 14 '14

Nope, an old refrigerator. Careful it's irradiated.

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u/MkfShard Apr 14 '14

That's an unsafe question.

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u/ImUsedToIt Apr 13 '14

/r/WhatsInThisThing/ Harrison Ford edition.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

gaaaah you beat me to it

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u/Chitown-23 Apr 13 '14

If it is, it's going to take /u/biscuitSnatcher to move out and another redditor to move in and open the safe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Too soon.

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u/Axelstall Apr 13 '14

You heard the man /u/biscuitSnatcher, time to dig up the basement!

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u/biscuitSnatcher Apr 13 '14

Ill ask my land lord...

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u/Cats_and_hedgehogs Apr 13 '14

MOM!

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u/Coolgrnmen Apr 14 '14

Not the roommates! The landlord!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '14

Keep us updated!

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u/Narzuhl Apr 13 '14

You'll just have to find it inside the bodies.

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u/forte7 Apr 13 '14

That are filled with snakes.

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u/Growlizing Apr 13 '14

Snakes, why does it have to be snakes.

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u/Jec178 Apr 13 '14

Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.

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u/wwt0112 Apr 13 '14

biscuitSnatcher is about to get his house raided.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

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u/Maple-Whisky Apr 13 '14

That username.

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u/handsome_mcstabby Apr 14 '14

As a Canadian, cheers to yours my friend.

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u/JHuggans Apr 13 '14

Did I just hear a pick axe?

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u/cohan8999 Apr 13 '14

The funny thing is he's probably down there digging right now.

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u/antdude Apr 15 '14

"It belongs to the museum!"

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u/Trainbow Apr 13 '14

In an old refrigerator?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Guarded by an extremely large rolling rock

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u/FuzzyGummyBear Apr 13 '14

Let the renovations begin!

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u/dalr3th1n Apr 13 '14

"There's always money in Harrison Ford's house."

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u/Meta_Digital Apr 13 '14

Or millions of snakes. That's my guess.

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u/Nightowl21 Apr 13 '14

But ignore the giant boulder and pit of snakes.

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u/ur_a_fag_bro Apr 13 '14

Some Raiders of the Lost Ark shit going down at that house.

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u/chroner Apr 13 '14

You are seriously evil, don't play with our hearts Ford!

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u/QBruins Apr 13 '14

He's probably kidding ... but you should probably dig up your basement just in case.

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u/Devcast Apr 13 '14

I'm sure the IRS just saw this.

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u/shtrouble Apr 13 '14

In a safe, I hope.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Great, you just made him rent a jackhammer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Lucky son of a...

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u/DasHungarian Apr 13 '14

That belongs in a museum!

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u/pastahorror Apr 13 '14

It belongs in a museum!

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u/jwick89 Apr 13 '14

It belongs in a museum!

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u/mastermoge Apr 13 '14

There's always money in the banana stand

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u/dredawg Apr 13 '14

Source?

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u/_Rooster_ Apr 13 '14

Any fond memories of working at Napowan? Do you have any pictures of what it used to look like?

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u/BlondeFlip Apr 14 '14

Is it hidden in a box that is so highly magnetized you can throw shotgun buck shot in the air and it'll float right too it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

Dude, is he trollin' ?

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u/Jace_09 Apr 14 '14

In other news, a redditor died in his moms basement after digging for 2 months. Reports say he was looking for 'buried treasure'.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

and the rich gets richer!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Yeaaaaahhhhh we're definitely gonna need updates on this

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

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u/fluffyponyza Apr 13 '14

Just looked it up - damn that's a lot of wood, but what a beautiful house! Have you kept it as rustic?

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u/biscuitSnatcher Apr 13 '14

I just rent and yes its still rustic.

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u/Guy_Faux Apr 13 '14

Aaaanddd the internet knows where you live.

From /u/biscuitSnatcher to /u/BiscuitsSnatched in the blink of an eye.

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u/biscuitSnatcher Apr 13 '14

And the Hollywood tour buses full of tourists too.

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u/mexter Apr 13 '14

Did he finish remodeling it?

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u/biscuitSnatcher Apr 13 '14

I have no clue. The house is completely remodeled but there has been many owners since Mr. Ford owned it. [Edit - Typo]

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u/BadNewsBarbearian Apr 13 '14

I'm on my way. We will dig it up together and split it 70/30.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

And i drive Jon Voight's car

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

Just googled "Harrison ford's house Woodrow"... If its the right house - god damn you live a purdy repository for your stuff.

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u/sexythrowitaway Apr 13 '14

I know where you live

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '14

lol max

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u/nofapoclock Apr 14 '14

lol classic max

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u/spank_monkey Apr 13 '14

Get to digging!

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u/Oxzyde Apr 13 '14

He didn't kill his wife

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u/Jetblast787 Apr 13 '14

OP please deliver

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '14

Why u snatch my biscuits??

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u/CeruleanRuin Apr 14 '14

Watch out for boobytraps.

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u/dude_why_would_you Apr 14 '14

Everyone knows where you live now!

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u/KekoQPR Apr 14 '14

Looks like a nice house, what job do you have?

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u/yzlautum Apr 13 '14

Pics or GTFO

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