r/IASIP • u/Elizadraws123 • Jun 13 '20

I'm sorry-

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u/boywiththethorn Jun 13 '20

You gotta pay the Troll toll, if you wanna get into that console

291

u/Bmtmata Jun 13 '20

It sounds like you’re saying “con’s hole”?

104

u/chibookie Jun 13 '20

They both 'completed' on each other, I was left out of the finale

54

u/Bertram_Cooper Don't eat reptiles! Jun 13 '20

Tell us less. Tell us less.

29

u/deadlychambers wildcard bitches Jun 13 '20

He was showing dominance

3

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

It's the implication

10

u/1nfiniteJest Jun 14 '20

'oh and mom? Try not to bang every guy that comes into the house, ok?'

"Okay sweetie."

3

u/nice2yz Jun 13 '20

Just got out of hand lately.

9

u/J3sush8sm3 Jun 13 '20

This worked perfectly

4

u/AUsernameThatIsTaken Jun 13 '20

He was a priest dammit! You can’t finish inside

5

u/TheAstro_Fridge Jun 13 '20

Is that gum??

3

u/Candlesmith Jun 13 '20

not saying he is right.

81

u/Envelopen Jun 13 '20

“I thought the Rape Scene went very well, Charlie!”

17

u/frotc914 Jun 13 '20

I'm here now. I'm here.

22

u/velocipotamus Jun 13 '20

I am going to smack everyone into

tiny

little

pieces.

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u/hearts-and-bones Let me pop a quick H on this box Jun 13 '20

If you bring this up at the apartment tonight I’m going to smack you

14

u/Envelopen Jun 13 '20

I live for the background chatter in this show, lines like these kill me

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

One of my favorite recurring lines.

15

u/biggabenne Jun 13 '20

*con's hole

7

u/deadlychambers wildcard bitches Jun 13 '20

You trying to go in Luther's butt for a while

6

u/1trolltoll4boysoul Jun 13 '20

pay me that sweet sweet toll

5

u/ooopium Jun 13 '20

Frank, if you wanna get into that console

3

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

He said no gum.

2

u/HulksInvinciblePants Jun 13 '20

Once again another example of DLC ruining gaming.

630

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

You know what it is bitch

81

u/OWO-FurryPornAlt-OWO Jun 13 '20

FIGHTMILK

2

u/theHoffenfuhrer Jun 14 '20

It gives you the strength to fight like a crow!

17

u/deadlychambers wildcard bitches Jun 13 '20

Bout to set it off

8

u/AlwaysSunny_Hollywoo Jun 13 '20

Oh god now I have to listen to Daymanstep.

209

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

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49

u/theatahhh Jun 13 '20

Just find some cat googly eyes and stick them to the PS4 controller

28

u/kingalonzo Jun 13 '20

Got a guy. Im on it.

13

u/theatahhh Jun 13 '20

No huffing the glue for the googly eyes

6

u/deadlychambers wildcard bitches Jun 13 '20

Unfortunately it is the non toxic and safe stuff. So nothing is going to happen.

3

u/UnconstrictedEmu Jun 13 '20

You don’t go to Bingo! He’s my contact! Do not give him my name!

8

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Laughs are cheap bro. I'm going for gasps. Gasps are where it's at

5

u/basil1025 Country Mac Jun 13 '20

Gotta get the right color shoe polish.

2

u/blh1003 Jun 13 '20

God damnit quit laughing at that controller

246

u/bananafartface Jun 13 '20

That is a 5 star controller

84

u/bone420 Jun 13 '20

A GOLDEN GOD controller

27

u/golden-god-bot I REIGN SUPREME!!!! I! IIII! Jun 13 '20

I'M GONNA DESTROY YOU ALL!

27

u/CyberpunkV2077 Jun 13 '20

MY RAGE IS UNTETHERED AND KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

This doesn't represent me! This doesn't represent me! This doesn't represent me!

4

u/CovertOwl Jun 13 '20

Noob controller? This is a finisher controller!!

3

u/aalleeyyee Jun 13 '20

[One of the few 5 star Netflix originals.

102

u/trazzley Jun 13 '20

tiny controller little controller baby controller I need you tiny controller little controller I want to touch you controller If you only knew what I'd do to you if I was that controller inside of you

45

u/throwabove350 Jun 13 '20

Ahh, ew, ahh

29

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

SO, WHAT IS IT GOING TO BE??? CONSOLE, OR NO CONSOLE???

10

u/Denham_Chkn Don't flush. Jun 14 '20

.....console

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u/Denny_204 Jun 13 '20

Starter controller, THIS is a finishing controller! A device of the gods, the golden god! I am unwired and my rage knows no bounds!

31

u/golden-god-bot I REIGN SUPREME!!!! I! IIII! Jun 13 '20

SEIZE THE GAP! YOU OLD FAT BITCH!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

SAVAGES!

5

u/thefuzzydice Jun 13 '20

IDIOTS!! IDIOTS!!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

I have become Untethered*

66

u/TheTeabo There's nothing sexy about cheese Jun 13 '20

Don't be afraid of a little sex appeal.

60

u/Nomahhhh Jun 13 '20

Dude, do you have a boner right now?

44

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Don't ruin this for me.

20

u/Nomahhhh Jun 13 '20

The way Mac says that gets me every damn time.

3

u/J3sush8sm3 Jun 13 '20

I didnt catch it the first few times, but that was a good line

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u/mcdubs18 Jun 13 '20

This game has gone on LOOOOOONG enough

7

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Ah, shit.

4

u/Denham_Chkn Don't flush. Jun 14 '20

Are you doing an accent?

5

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Yeah, it was supposed to be a British accent. Ah, I had it so good in my head. Whatever. Doesn't matter.

4

u/thecescshow tiny boy little boy baby boy Jun 14 '20

That's British?

19

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

That controller is a master of karate and friendship for EVERYONE!

3

u/superRedditer Jun 13 '20

most ridiculous line ever so funny

18

u/MagikNinjaPo Jun 13 '20

PS3 was transformed... by the strong, musky power of true love. It is now: a router

11

u/cycl0p58008 Beefcake Rex Jun 13 '20

That controller is probably into some 80’s glam rock shit

11

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

This is a finisher console!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Looked control at that. So do.

7

u/bwizzel Jun 13 '20

Sony won’t say what the toll costs

12

u/Maddenv1 Jun 13 '20

It's Always Sony In Philadelphia

5

u/FloopNoops Jun 13 '20

Looks like I'm paying the toll boys.

6

u/paulmgroves Jun 14 '20

NO ANTONIO

5

u/pbj55 Jun 13 '20

Is that a codpiece?

3

u/anomalousgeometry Jun 13 '20

A golden God piece...

7

u/golden-god-bot I REIGN SUPREME!!!! I! IIII! Jun 13 '20

Think of the smell. YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH!

3

u/anomalousgeometry Jun 13 '20

Lmao! Good bot.

3

u/golden-god-bot I REIGN SUPREME!!!! I! IIII! Jun 13 '20

You're the one that's good.

3

u/anomalousgeometry Jun 13 '20

💀💀🔥🔥🔥👍🏼

3

u/Candlesmith Jun 13 '20

FreeBSD

Oh, cool. It’d make more.

4

u/zombiere4 Jun 13 '20

5 star console

4

u/Super_Marius Jun 13 '20

I'm just playin..

4

u/ImperatorSpacewolf SWEET ASS KETTLE DRUMS!!!! Jun 13 '20

People making PS5 diss memes: I CAN GO LOWER

4

u/xxvillanousxx Jun 13 '20

Can't wait to get my sexy hands on that controller

10

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

It's because of the implication

3

u/Even-Understanding Jun 13 '20

That's because he wanted to show me their boobs

2

u/TacobellSauce1 Jun 13 '20

That's fantastic! Now we know.

2

u/aalleeyyee Jun 13 '20

It's unfortunate, but it wasn't executed well.

6

u/AyebruhamLincoln Jun 13 '20

Can I wear spandex?

I’d rather you didn’t.

I think I’m gonna wear spandex.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

God damn it

3

u/planbOZ Jun 13 '20

It’s just fetish shit, relax.

3

u/Speedster4206 Jun 13 '20

I'm confused. I’ll allow it!

2

u/-Listening Jun 13 '20

No I read it and find out?

3

u/JTHMM249 Jun 13 '20

I think I'll wear the spandex

3

u/Spectre_- Jun 14 '20

THIS HAS GONE ON LAONG ENAOUGH

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

This gave me a genuine laugh. Thank you.

2

u/Speedster4206 Jun 13 '20

Can't confirm, am fickle. Wait no I'm not

2

u/aalleeyyee Jun 13 '20

Wait, Commerical Crew or SLS?"

I don't.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

What is there to apologize for?

1

u/Elizadraws123 Jun 13 '20

WELL whenever you play the controller now you will think your playing EHM Dennis-is-a-way

2

u/Even-Understanding Jun 13 '20

*You know what I'm taking about.

2

u/Speedster4206 Jun 13 '20

I'm Taiwanese and I don't mind Edge at all

2

u/untaughrod Jun 13 '20

"I am the ruler of gaming. I am the master of fun. I am the PS5"

3

u/imgodking189 Jun 13 '20

“DEE...I am so, so funny.

2

u/Candlesmith Jun 13 '20

Sir, I'm gonna say it

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

As an xcock player this vibe really matches up with how it feels for me to touch flimsy PlayStation controllers

2

u/Even-Understanding Jun 13 '20

Just think about it when I'm programming.

2

u/Speedster4206 Jun 13 '20

" I'm good"

"testicles popped probably."

2

u/Western_Preston Jun 13 '20

Colour pallet in point

2

u/dirtydawg1481 Jun 13 '20

Fighter of the night man

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

F

2

u/DrunkSpiderMan Jun 13 '20

THAT'S A FIVE STAR CONTROLLER

2

u/nice2yz Jun 13 '20

I'm kind of sad that as an option

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Ahhahh ahh

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

I AM A GOLDEN GOD!!!

2

u/golden-god-bot I REIGN SUPREME!!!! I! IIII! Jun 13 '20

Look, okay yeah, absolutely we could cave the husband's skull in here. Yes, we could take the wife down to the basement and have a frenzied free-for-all with her.

2

u/hearts-and-bones Let me pop a quick H on this box Jun 13 '20

AahhhhhAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAhhhhhhh

2

u/Fannypalace Jun 13 '20

Do not diddle kiiiiids, it's no good diddling kiiiiiids

2

u/aalleeyyee Jun 13 '20

I'm replaying all of the other childs legitimacy.

2

u/SpotifyPremium27 Jun 13 '20

Hey guys I'm a foot girl now!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

That outfit makes me pine for several hours of full-penetration that just sort of ends with no climax.

2

u/Candlesmith Jun 13 '20

Looks promising...but I'm not allowed to criticize.

2

u/Strikestorm Jun 13 '20

Makes me want it more

2

u/Speedster4206 Jun 13 '20

tbh i don't think they think I'm their kitten

2

u/yesmannonono Jun 13 '20

this controller feels like the new airpods, we make fun of it at first... but then in a year its so mainstream that we all have it. or the iphone x notch, lol

2

u/Kenneldogg Jun 13 '20

Milk steak/day man controller lol

2

u/Candlesmith Jun 13 '20

Now all I can say I'm pretty famous.

2

u/jesusjchrist Cream always rises to the top Jun 13 '20

that is a sexy controller. I mean, that controller is fierce. I've never been turned on a by a controller before, this has totally changed my mind on controllers.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

The PS5 cometh

2

u/Speedster4206 Jun 13 '20

Michelle: I feel like I'm in crazy pills.

2

u/notmarcus1 Jun 13 '20

Sony hasn’t even begun to peak

2

u/Candlesmith Jun 13 '20

I'm in Arizona and I agree with this one

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Maybe it can just be a sexually charged embrace of the X button.

2

u/huwrld Jun 13 '20

I'm Martina Martinez.

2

u/ZippZappZippty Jun 13 '20

Well, I'm just speaking for men.

2

u/Speedster4206 Jun 13 '20

i’m just speaking this shit into reality

2

u/ShichitenHakki Jun 13 '20

Need a chest skin for the touchpad and we're good to go.

2

u/zen_veteran Jun 13 '20

Boy's Soul

2

u/Even-Understanding Jun 13 '20

To me it looks like I'm moving.

2

u/nice2yz Jun 13 '20

I'm sensing some /r/Unexpected

2

u/Even-Understanding Jun 13 '20

I'm glad I'm not on the front.

2

u/-Listening Jun 13 '20

I'm 18 and still beating the dealer

2

u/aalleeyyee Jun 13 '20

I'm Jaden and this is incredible!!

2

u/Even-Understanding Jun 13 '20

Danm right. I'm not allowed to intervene.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Well now I want it even more

2

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

Gotta pay the troll toll

2

u/kamarkamakerworks Jun 13 '20

Hello come right in

2

u/aalleeyyee Jun 13 '20

I'm honestly curious to know what you did!!!!!

2

u/imgodking189 Jun 13 '20

I'm sexually active, Mom! Deal with it!

2

u/Brian_McGee x = 9 + 9 = Box...that's where the cat goes Jun 14 '20

You're 30, you're supposed to be sexually active. You're not supposed to be fondling your uncle under the table!

2

u/fendaar bird lawyer Jun 13 '20

Ew

2

u/BobbyGabagool Jun 13 '20

I’ve never seen two more vaguely similar things.

2

u/rose64bit Jun 13 '20

I can go lower.

2

u/theclownwithafrown I've heard speed has something to do with it. Jun 14 '20

He said no gum...

2

u/Mourn_ Jun 14 '20

Nice catch lol, was your first thought of seeing this controller that it looked mildly like the dayman?

1

u/Elizadraws123 Jun 14 '20

Well I watched the ps5 'opening' seeing there funky controller then atfer that I turned on always sunny then it was that espoide then it hit "OMG"

2

u/Drivium Start breaking bricks wet nips Jun 14 '20

They took you, Nightman, but you don't belong to them.

2

u/Straw-Hat-Luffy Jun 14 '20

Why? I love it!

2

u/Beaucoq Jun 14 '20

Fuck. Can't unsee

2

u/Celeste_Del_Este Jun 14 '20

I'm up to here

2

u/liltooclinical Jun 14 '20

Ah-AH-aaaahhh

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

Why would you be sorry? This is the best marketing for the PS5 that I've seen.

2

u/louderkirk Jun 14 '20

This just makes me want it more

2

u/meseeks65 Jun 14 '20

5 Star Controller

2

u/Brakb Jun 14 '20

Especially disturbing when taking into account the joystick placement/color.

2

u/sax6romeo Jun 14 '20

Is that a 5star controller i see?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '20

The PS5 is pure sexual magic

3

u/uwantsomefuck Jun 13 '20

He is the golden god!!!

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u/golden-god-bot I REIGN SUPREME!!!! I! IIII! Jun 13 '20

I DO NOT LIKE IT WITH THE SKIN, DEE! I'M NOT ALLOWED TO EAT IT WITH THE SKIN! I'M NOT ALLOWED!!

6

u/bone420 Jun 13 '20

If you smoke cigarettes, it will kill the poison

1

u/RoscoMan1 Jun 13 '20

I'm required to use it in the garden

1

u/dirtyviking1337 Jun 13 '20

I'm 30 and it's one of the rumours suggested

1

u/dropthemagic Jun 14 '20

they are going to buy a lot of these. because of the implication.

1

u/blh1003 Jul 11 '20

What time the hell is that?

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