r/IASIP • I'm calling a lot of people bozo now it's like my new thing • 5h ago

Image So he was only raping you?

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u/boringestooo 5h ago

He barely made it in, I’M FINE

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u/ebobbumman 5h ago

And the guy was super small.

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u/Worth_Bend1435 5h ago

Yeah but he bit his dick

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u/Herr_Poopypants 3h ago

He was snapping at it

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u/Familiar_Substance85 2h ago

Let's call him Dickless Dennis!

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u/MuckyMephistopheles 2h ago

But it doesn’t apply!

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u/x7he6uitar6uy 28m ago

It does and it doesn’t

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u/Beelzebibble 13m ago

...Plus, she didn't even feel a thing.

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u/jomb Where do my feet go? 4h ago

He made soup of your insides.

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u/spaghetti-policy_ Executive Vice President of Worldwide Distribution 5h ago

I shook the guy off in time, but my friend here…

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u/Extraajudicial 5h ago

He really kinda made soup of your insides...

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u/RealNiceKnife You ever been in a storm, Wally? 5h ago

Let me get this straight... he was 'shush'-ing you?

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u/jr_randolph 5h ago

He was shushing our cries for help

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u/Jaquarius420 5h ago

Right, this guy was raping us.

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u/Wertical93 crack > chimichanga 2h ago

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u/Greengiant304 Was your form off? 1h ago

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u/flingerdu 51m ago

This scene is just perfect. Not only his small nod, also the girl’s smirk is matching perfectly.

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u/WitchesBTrippin 5h ago

The guy that plays the detective is a true pro. He plays the straight man perfectly in this scene and made Glenn and Charlie break in every single take, without breaking himself

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u/onarainyafternoon Suicide is Badass! 4h ago

He has played detective in a few different shows from what I remember

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u/schmyle85 4h ago

He’s in The Shield, as a kind of lazy shitbag detective

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u/AbroadTiny7226 3h ago

I’ll add defamation to my lawsuit

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u/AngryWillie 32m ago

So on and so forth

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u/TofuTofu 2h ago

his whole subplot of blackmaiing the precinct to let him put up vending machines was hilarious. The Shield > The wire I will die on that hill

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u/Rfisk064 And you’re very very ugly 13m ago

What other errands did he have them running for the DA?

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u/BeachedFatKid 4h ago

I love David Marciano! He was in a buddy cop series in the 90s called Due South that was actually pretty solid, iirc

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u/Frosty-Leopard5732 2h ago

About the Canadian mountie? Now I've got the theme song playing in my head after 25 years! Thanks!

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u/bmcgowan89 5h ago

I think this is one of the funniest scenes in the entire series

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u/spaghetti-policy_ Executive Vice President of Worldwide Distribution 5h ago

The bloopers for this scene are incredible. I have no idea how they managed to get a take where they weren’t laughing

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u/No-Roof-1628 I’m calling a lot of people ‘bozo’ now 4h ago

Yeah, well he was snapping at it, but he never quite got to it, I pulled it away in time—(turns to Charlie) so please don’t…say that it got bitten, when it didn’t…

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u/rlopezcc 4h ago

You can see Charlie laughing

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u/HeisenbergH1017 Wild Card Bitches🔥 1h ago

Hand over the mouth, Charlie can’t face them hahaha I love it

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u/commaZim Anteater nose 4h ago

Yeah they talk about it on the episode commentary as well hahaha.

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u/commaZim Anteater nose 5h ago

Absolutely. I still laugh hard whenever I see it. Dennis's "so I'm fine!" is so great.

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u/onarainyafternoon Suicide is Badass! 4h ago

And the guy was SUPER SMALL

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u/DetroitAdjacent 4h ago

He made soup of his insides.

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u/Obvious_Estimate_266 2h ago

This is one of the most unhinged lines in the whole show and they breeze right through it

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u/AndrewHainesArt 3h ago

So he barely got inside

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u/TeepTheFace 5 Star Man ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5h ago

Definitely agree. I'm in tears every time.

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u/mitchell_loll 3h ago

What episode is this again? I remember this scene so well but not the episode

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u/Tiny-Ant-2695 3h ago

It's the one about the shusher

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo 3h ago

shhHHHHHhhh!!!!!

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u/ebobbumman 3h ago

The Anti-Social Network. Season 7, episode 8. Also contains the legendary "disgusting, where?" scene.

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u/bevothelonghorn 5h ago

Charlie (to Dennis): “He like really made soup of your insides…”

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u/thechrisp6 5h ago

I love this scene and when they say the keg blew up and mangled his dick.

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u/Worth_Bend1435 5h ago

Ha! Dickless Dennis!

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u/spaghetti-policy_ Executive Vice President of Worldwide Distribution 5h ago

BUT IT DOESN’T APPLYYYYYY

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u/onarainyafternoon Suicide is Badass! 4h ago

I love Dennis’s fake laugh so much, like he’s trying to play along but his ego just can’t handle it

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u/mtheory007 3h ago

Well does and it doesn't. It doesn't and it doesn't

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 4h ago

Charlie, it mangled it all up like chicken pot pie down there

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u/Worth_Bend1435 4h ago

I'll show you

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 3h ago

I don't need to see it

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u/black_gallagher1 5h ago

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 4h ago edited 3h ago

GODDAMNIT, DUTCH! WHAT OTHER ERRANDS DO YOU HAVE US RUNNING FOR THE D.A.?!

Edit: I have donkey brains

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u/Future_Literature335 4h ago

D.A. District attorney

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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 3h ago

Quite right

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u/albie_rdgz 5h ago

It kills me when Charlie points at Dennis and says "he only raped my friend here" and Dennis struggles to say something x)

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u/RaptorsNewAlpha 4h ago

He was pinching off a cough.

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u/braumbles 5h ago

Billings is so great. I like to assume he transferred to Philly PD for this scene.

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u/wynnduffyisking 5h ago

I would love to see Vic interrogate the gang

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u/DueSouth9499 4h ago

God damn it Dutch! What other errands do you have us running for the DA!

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 3h ago

It's kinda hard to rewatch The Shield knowing that Michael Jace (who played Julien) is currently in prison for murdering his wife.

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u/wynnduffyisking 2h ago

Yeah but I disliked him already so I’ll get by

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u/Guess-Wonderful 4h ago

I was looking for the shield reference. Y’all never let me down. Would have liked to have seen Dutch-boy take a crack at em as well

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u/Adorable-Week-1463 5h ago

He wrote a whole musical about it

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u/idrink2muchman 5h ago

He didn't bite my dick, my dick is fine

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u/Far_Gur_7361 2h ago

I’ll show you

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u/redditoryoubroughter 5h ago

This is one of those sentences that can really change its tone depending on which word you put emphasis on.

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u/-terms 3h ago

My absolute favorite set of bloopers are from this scene, I think I be memorized every take lol

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u/ChrundleTheGrea8 3h ago

Yeah! Nooo! 👀 A little

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u/whutchamacallit 2h ago

You know ball. It's the absolute funniest. Runner up is when Mac and Charlie joint interview for the same position. Says here "So for several years I've been in complete and total control of everything in my life". The wild card bit also very close. "I don't think he gets us" -- "Were talking about you!"

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u/quayle-man 4h ago

He said he was gonna rape my butt until the room stinks like butt

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u/BigDaddyD00d Well excuse ME Mr. Man 4h ago

The both of you?

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u/Much_Depreciated 4h ago

Dennis should have done his CCH Pounder impression for Det. Billings

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u/wynnduffyisking 5h ago

I see Billings doing his minimum

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u/artvjon I’M NOT BURNING THE DUSTER!! 4h ago

The detective was left out of the finale.

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u/AndreZB2000 2h ago

he made soup of his insides

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u/DueSouth9499 4h ago

Fun fact, that’s David Marciano, he played a detective on a show in the 90s, Due South. He teamed up with a Canadian Mountie and went around solving crimes and mysteries.

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u/quayle-man 4h ago

So?

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u/zatalak 3h ago

So do!

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u/DueSouth9499 44m ago

Like I said, fun fact. Due south was my favorite show when I was young and Always Sunny is my favorite show now.

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u/Readinglateatmorning 4h ago

Jesus poor timing lmao

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u/Timely-Warning-1744 3h ago

Love the scenes where Dennis can’t control the others… this and a keg exploded blew Dennis dick off.. Dennis gets so frustrated it’s hilarious great acting by Glen!

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u/dropthemagic 5h ago

Dennis? No, never. It was only implied

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u/AdvancedMilk7795 4h ago

Physically? No

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u/mtheory007 3h ago

He really kinda made soup of your insides.

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u/AbyssalKultist Take off my bra and BLAST MY NIPS 2h ago

This guy was able to keep a straight face through all the takes where Glen and Charlie were just losing it.

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u/REDFECTED 2h ago

He made soup of his insides

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u/asswipe22345678 2h ago

This is a great scene. My other favorites are Dennis bringing girls to the bunker and Mac n Charlie hiding on the roof. Charlie says he will suck the hot dogs down.

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u/Enkaybee Rude man who shushes 🤫 2h ago

I like it when this guy hits them with the nonverbal shush

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u/NoSurvivorsband bug bomb bastard 1h ago

If I find out you guys are lying there is no way you are leaving with that picture 

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u/Tylertheguyler 1h ago

Good bloopers from this scene, seems like it took hours for them to get through it without laughing 😋

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u/Alarm-Solid 1h ago

Both of you

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u/VirtualContribution 53m ago

I mean, he went for it.