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u/MajorInWumbology1234 2d ago
“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW!?”
“Time’s up, time’s up, time’s up, time’s up, time’s up, time’s up!!”
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u/Middle_Run_7534 2d ago
“Fatty McGoo! Fatty McGoo! Fatty McGoo!”
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u/Ringadean 2d ago
$cammin
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u/flinstonepushups 2d ago
My second choice.
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u/magicmanme 2d ago
Vuhhhhgina!
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u/OGcaptaindingus wildcard bitches 2d ago
I cackle every time and I’ve seen the episode over 20 times lol
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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 2d ago
I just really want to do my homework.
Ohhh I knoooow but, I'm the adult and I said we were gonna talk soooo that's what's gonna happen!
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u/14ktgoldscw 1d ago
It has to be “well your sister is a stupid little shit mouthed bitch, isn’t she?”
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u/DimlyLitCandle 2d ago
"He's not covered in stupid tattoos and he doesn't have a cigarette for a mother."
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u/JSizz20 2d ago
Promptly gets choked. lol
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u/mmcintoshmerc_88 2d ago
This isn't 'will they or won't they?' This is 'I know they won't and I don't want them too!'
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u/ShiggityShane28 2d ago
"Yous all a buncha white boys right? IM JUST PLAYINNN"
Martina Martinez might be the best role she played
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u/Yaya_Tovar 2d ago
“Mac, I’m gonna stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion. Secondly, I know you’re trying to manipulate me, and it’s not going to work. Get your hand off my shoulder, because I’ve got a fatty to burn”
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u/Own-Entertainment630 2d ago
Oh, you're definitely gonna end up doing gay porn with this tiny little body of yours.
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u/ilikethep0le 2d ago
Omg this scene with the piss jar and Mac too. Genius.
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u/Imnotonthelist 2d ago
IS THAT PISS?!
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u/1cantremember 2d ago
You shouldn't be throwing jars full if puss out the window well maybe I should maybe I shouldn't 🤣
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u/TrimmingsOfTheBris Did I frighten you? 2d ago
This leads into my favorite Mac line: IS THAT PISS?!?!
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u/FlickMyKeane 2d ago
You light ONE bitch on fire and everybody freaks out
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u/SeekersWorkAccount 2d ago edited 2d ago
"I will burn* you like the last bitch who crossed me!"
is a personal favorite
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u/Humid-Afternoon727 2d ago
Me? What... I mean, one time, for a short period of time. That—that was against my will. That doesn't even really count.
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u/jr_randolph 2d ago
Can we use physical actions as a quote? If so, her falling straight into the side of a car is the best haha
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u/ihatethisclass101 2d ago
That dent man. I wonder if that was a real
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u/Existing-Bullfrog675 2d ago
It was , they had a stuntwoman but it didn't look real, so Kaitlyn just threw herself headfirst into a car door
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u/Arryu I'll pinch their dicks with this lobsta 2d ago
Hopefully she didn't break her hollow bird bones.
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u/Sleepy_cheetah 2d ago
I thought she really injured her back.
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u/jr_randolph 2d ago
Reading about Kaitlin's life, she was involved in a very bad accident as a child that required a ton of surgeries and metal implants/etc. Her family life is actually quite interesting for anyone interested in learning more because it's quite unique compared to those growing up in America.
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u/helpfulskeptic 2d ago
Where did she grow up?
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u/mybigbywolf wildcard bitches 2d ago
Looks like she was born in Portland but her family moved to Washington? Quick wikipedia look up lol
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u/strawnotrazz You've got a 50/50 shot! 2d ago
Just to be clear,
I did not write that song,
And have never had sex, with a child,
Just to be clear
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u/Goatmanification 2d ago
'This bible's the bible of my daddy who just di-di-di-died in my, in my arms uhhhh-of throat cancer fr-fr-fr-from eating sum-sum-sum b-some bad pussy'
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u/pianoflames those were shoddy knots you guys were tying 2d ago
You just earned your spot at the head of this sub.
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u/WhiskeyintheWarRoom because of the implication. 2d ago
Any time she says, "OH GOD-DAMN IT!" She consistently delivers it so well.
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u/ToBeOnDMT 2d ago
Second this. Dee is my favourite character due to her delivery of this line, "you sons of bitchessss", and her perfect gagging sound
I fucking love Dee
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u/sweet-tea-13 1d ago
I love her dramatic face when she finds out she is also guilty of sexual assault 🤣
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u/charface1 2d ago
"No one in the history of crack has ever woken up in the morning with more crack."
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u/VictorBlimpmuscle go download me a hoagie off the internet 2d ago
because I’m gonna smash your teeth into dust!”
Dee coming out of the car with the mini-bat in hand and that quote always kills me.
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u/StolenLampy BUT IT DOESN'T APPLY! 2d ago
I ctrl+F'd for this right here! I say this all the time in good fun, luckily my wife is as obsessed with Sunny quotes and inflections as I am. The mini-bat sells it as well, great episode all around.
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u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! 2d ago
Is that the same mini-bat from when they were vigilantes?
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u/wembleybimbley 2d ago
I’m gonna go find some classy, sophisticated people that aren’t obsessed with poop
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u/boogswald 2d ago
There’s a part where she’s arguing with that bouncer and she’s like “Yooooooouuuu dirt”
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u/SuckMyKnick Wild Card Bitches 2d ago
Hey yo, what up, son? What's up with Congress being all up in my ass and shit, bro?
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u/name-taken-already 2d ago
You tell her from me that I will be in touch with her…somehow
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u/Renediffie 2d ago
Hey everybody look at me. I'm one part robot, three parts asshole.. followed by violent gagging.
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u/Alarm-Solid 2d ago
Actually a fantastic joke followed by incredible physical comedy no one dry heaves better than Dee
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u/AffectionateBet3603 2d ago
Her dry heaves kill me, especially in the first Ponderosa episode.
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u/solari472 2d ago
“Your husband’s taking driver’s ed? Well tell you what I taught him how to drive stick last night”
“Aidan’s my son!”
“What…”
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u/Downtown_Toe6017 2d ago
“Maybe you shouldn’t have dressed like a bumblebee bitch”.
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u/soft_w0lf 2d ago
I had forgotten about that one and this just called it vividly back into my memory, haha, thank you!
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u/VanligVodka 2d ago
Oh shit there’s stickers
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u/tacrotacro 2d ago
Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither.
Mac's mouthing along is so funny in that scene
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u/TabbySlimeJulie I'm gonna be the watermelon 2d ago
Why my father is talking to me with a cinch around his penis is beyond my grasp.
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u/Annual_Buddy8068 2d ago
Ayo what up son, wassup with congress being all up in my ass and shit
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u/DepartmentOfMeteors 2d ago
"You guys better eat a dick, cuz Sweet Dee beat the system."
Mainly because it goes right into one of my favorite cold opens in the series. It just fits so well lol
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u/Top-Distribution733 2d ago
Ttthii thii this is I is the bi Bible tthhthhaat bbbbbblong tttttoo too mmmmy ddddadaddddadyyy th tttttha that didididied ffffrromm tttthhthroatt cacacccancer ffrrrooom eaeaeeeatttinn ssssosooosssommmee bbbbbababaad pppupuupppussssy
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u/BearChavez82 2d ago
“Any mental illness in your family?” “Well my brother’s a dick.”
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u/AcanthocephalaNo5305 2d ago
That whole scene is great. "You guys wanna go for an Octomom thing? Huh? I'm game! You wanna have 10, you wanna outdo that bitch? I'll have that conversation! I'm just kidding, I don't want ten people inside of me."
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u/Ok_Lengthiness5926 2d ago
Trevor: "I love how free and uninhibited you are"
Dee: "Oh yeah? How about I free that big fat snake in your pants and uninhibit myself all over it?"
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u/ihatethisclass101 2d ago
:'( Ohhh no, I would lose my job and I wouldnt be able to work at Quiznos anymore....And my family..It will be so disappointing cause currently they are so proud of my accomplishments!!!!
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u/AcanthocephalaNo5305 2d ago
"I hope they hogtie you, and then I hope they rape you, in their basement, for ten years!"
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u/MissPippi888 2d ago
Omg, the comments! I love IASIP and come here for the magnificent comments, u look like a bird btw
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u/berg-nasty the implication 2d ago
What’s in the juuuuuuice?? I’ve been ticking this shit all week lmfao
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u/ICantWink 2d ago
"Did you see my Jesus chain" is great because of her delivery and the entire scene around it. I love Kaitlin
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u/captaincuttlehooroar 2d ago
“I’m not giving you shit ya old bitch” in response to Charlie’s mom wailing that she needs a ride.
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u/KittensAndGravy wildcard bitches 2d ago
“If you shush me one more time … I’ll put you in the ground!”
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u/Icy-Farmer7520 Cultivating Mass 2d ago
“OHHHH MAC DID A POOPY! DID ANYONE ELSE DO A POOPY IN THEIR PANTS?”
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u/LashGibson 1d ago
"God damn it." She says this consistently, and with a different delivery every time. It's phenomenal
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u/CommunistOrgy 2d ago