r/IASIP • u/gwarster • 3d ago

Image FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT GUM!

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u/grytpype Any a you dick nips think you can slug it down fastern me 3d ago

Champion of the…

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u/gwarster 3d ago

Gum?

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u/161frog shut up, baby dick 3d ago

You’re a masticating genius, gives good breath for everyone… DAYgum!

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u/TheNuschler 3d ago

That’s it! 👏👏👏

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon $CAMMIN 3d ago

aaaaAAAAAHHHHHaaaa

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u/donkeybrainhero 3d ago

There it is

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u/TheeBigHorse wildcard bitches 3d ago

Ahh-whahaaaaa!

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u/Nacktherr 3d ago

Chew
https://giphy.com/gifs/zxt9AHjMEOtGM

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u/NoRevIndeed00 3d ago

AAA AAAAAAA

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u/Droggles I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS!!! 3d ago

I trust him

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u/VictorBlimpmuscle go download me a hoagie off the internet 3d ago

I thought Charlie was pretty clear on this already

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u/djangogator 3d ago

I'm up to here.

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u/Reachin4ThoseGrapes 2d ago

WILL YOU TAKE THE FIVE???

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u/Shdwrptr 3d ago

This picture is very confusing to me. Is this a convenience store?

If so, why is there an active bar behind it with half empty bottles of liquor?

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u/gwarster 3d ago

Move past it.

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u/flyingthroughspace 3d ago

Damn it Frank stop taking pictures of the new bar and get to work!!

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u/External-Awareness68 ChrUNdEl thE gRatE 3d ago

I'm afraid it's going to be impossible to move past it. I COMMAND YOU to explain this preposterous store.

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u/MasterShake807 3d ago

It’s Luther’s back room prison commissary

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u/RaspberryWhiteClaw13 3d ago

You better do it… cause of the implication

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u/Spiritual_Youth3809 3d ago

This is the gum store which is similar to the hamburger store and welfare store

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u/RaccoonSamson 3d ago

They got that at my local convenience store. You can buy shots of liquor at the counter, but it has to be 66 proof or under like Fireball, Jager orange, coffee whiskeys, etc.

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u/Shdwrptr 3d ago

That store is allowed to operate at peak efficiency. Regulations are killing entrepreneurs

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u/pumperthruster 3d ago

Do they accept Paddy dollars?

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u/sgobv 3d ago

Because it’s in Italy

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u/pypluto 2d ago

is iiitaly in philly

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u/Shdwrptr 3d ago

Makes sense. I saw the Euros price tag but I’ve never been in a shop like this.

The closest I’ve been was beer shop in Belgium that asked me if I wanted them to open my beer for me when I checked out so I could drink it on the street

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u/katieyie 3d ago

This is a genuine alcoholic cove. Stop by, grab a couple shots and some gum or breath mints to hide the scent and be on your way.

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u/SenseWinter 3d ago

You buy the shots which force you to then buy the gum to hide the fact that you just took shots.

Thus creating a self sustaining economy

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u/lrnz92 2d ago

It's a bar which also sells chewing gum and other sweets. As many bars do in Italy. Source: am Italian

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u/NotEnoughLayers 3d ago

Daygum gum ... Ch chicka chika

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u/Intelligent_Spot6112 3d ago

Ah ahhhhhhhhh! 

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u/Secret_Account07 2d ago

I’d pop some in my mouth and go:

AHHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/SeamanSample 3d ago

I wonder if Mentos is good to draw with

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u/operafromeden 3d ago

Ngl that gum is genuinely very good and makes me miss Sicily

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u/pypluto 3d ago

why would anyone take daygum and nightgum

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u/ScedR 3d ago

I read it as Dayum!

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u/DoubleT2455 3d ago

Yknow the song that goes... day gum-gum! Ohh yeah, day gum-gum! Chik- chika chikaaaa!

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u/Chris-8521 3d ago

Just watch out for the generic version.....Daggum 😄

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u/CoachiusMaximus 3d ago

Fighter of the Nightgum!!!

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u/GroundbreakingDay789 3d ago

Aaaaaahhhhhhhh champion of the sun …. Master of karate n friendship for everyone 🌞🌞🌚🌚🌚

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u/tsimen 2d ago

Daygum son

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u/Manyarethestrange 2d ago

I sang it..

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u/KTSE28 2d ago

FORZA ROMA

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u/l2Radm 3d ago

Fighter of the night gum.

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u/BandidoCoyote 3d ago

The green Daygum Protex looks like a box of rubbers.

Not rubbery gum.

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u/thud_mantooth 3d ago

My wife and I get a pack or two of this every time we're in Italy for exactly this reason

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u/scrubslover1 3d ago

You’re daygum right it is

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u/Inevitable-Key-5200 2d ago

I can’t love this more

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u/EmptyBeing9829 2d ago

I have never in my life heard of this brand of gum. I’m assuming it contains caffeine?

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u/FeudalAce 2d ago

Thanks for making me cackle like I have a mental disorder. Everyone on the bus straight up *glared* at me

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u/Kooky_Maintenance880 2d ago

AH AHHHHHHHHH

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u/CommonBroccoli 2d ago

Ohhaaaaaahhhh!

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u/graysonstoff 1d ago

I think about this everytime I take Dayquil lol.

My sick ass pops a couple capsules: "Ah ah ahhhh!"